The United Nations says humans are responsible for global warming!*

If so, I hope we hurry before my local Ross outlet runs out of cheap wool socks: do you have any idea what it's like to run around on size fives during a SoCal cold snap?

* Standard disclaimer: I am aware that some of the U.N. humanitarian missions are stunningly successful, just as I support a lot of the work done by some of our left-leaning NGOs in, for example, Southeast Asia. But when I look at the oil-for-food scandal, child prostitution in Africa, and the way Kofi and others have been vigorously and fraudulently lining their own pockets, it's hard to see the United Nations in the same light it appeared in when I was a kid.

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How would one go about satirizing you? You do that yourself.

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. . . translates Kofi Annan's recent speech "from the original bullshit."

Via Insty.

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Look, we all have our opinions about the U.N. But they are the closest thing we have to enforcers of international law, and we should at least take what they say seriously.

Therefore, if they call on us to shut down our holding cells at Gitmo, it's important for us to at least consider it.

After some thought, I've concluded that we should indeed get rid of the Guantanamo Bay prisons, just as soon as the U.N. (1) discontinues its graft operations and (2) confines its pimping to women who are over the age of 18.

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I think I'm going to cry.

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The U.N. is, um, stiff competition.

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1 Just wait until the Muslims among the French police turn on their superiors.

Posted by: Laurence Simon at November 07, 2005 08:27 AM (uBCxH)

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. . . has a few tart words about the U.N.'s latest coverup.

[cross-posted at Dean's World.]

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