Via Ace, whose media skepticism takes a sharp nosedive—so to speak—when animals are involved.
The husband and I continue our negotiations on the issue of a puppy: he now no longer insists that the canine be entirely inanimate, but informs me that one with a key in the back would be acceptable.
I, on the other hand, have decided it doesn't have to be a Pittie, a German Shepherd, or a Labrador, but can be a smaller terrier mix. So we're getting closer!
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So you're saying that the AP wouldn't know the truth(Presa Canarios)if it bit them on the ass?
Posted by: Darrell at December 27, 2007 08:14 PM (Br2AO)
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Everyone enjoy the Starbucks commercial where the woman hugs the bear? I can't imagine what that will lead to. . .
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/starbucks-tv-commercial-bear-hug-2007/1610571823
Posted by: Darrell at December 27, 2007 08:39 PM (Br2AO)
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 28, 2007 03:43 AM (QCozz)
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You shoulda held out for a German Shepherd, (We've got 2 and we're fostering a third.) But if you can't get a shep, go to the local shelter, IMHO. But remember, small terriers have more energy than Hillary in a Chinatown fundraiser. Buyer beware!
Posted by: Dale at December 28, 2007 04:21 AM (zGmhE)
Twenty-three months, with the possibility of three months off? You've got to be kidding me.
This wasn't, like, the man had an animal he didn't know how to train, and he lost his temper with it. This was systematic—more than premeditated.
I'd suggest turning him over to Mandy, but Mandy would just jump up on him, lick him, and try to get him to throw a tennis ball for her to fetch. She's exactly the type who would have been executed by this piece of shit.
Not so if he were turned over to Mandy's Aunt Joy, the "Dirty Harry" of Pit Bull Advocates. That would be some rough justice—though not anything like what he put those dogs through.
Now go buy a "Happy Endings" calendar from the folks at Pit Bull Rescue Central. Or maybe one of the fun calendars and T-shirts from the BAD-RAP people (Bay Area Doglovers Responsible About Pitbulls). After all, they have one that features pitties and children—and another one geared toward nudists! What more could one ask?
Posted by: Darrell at December 10, 2007 08:47 PM (UISp5)
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It would depend on the dimension of the . . . . um, and then there's the issue of whether the pit bull is a puppy, or an adult. I would imagine that the average male who wasn't . . . um, staring at a girl-nudist . .. would get along fine with adults.
After all, Mandy's only a medium-size dog, and the tennis balls I throw for her are way oversize. The man who is realistic about . . . I'm just getting myself in more trouble, aren't I?
Having said that, I wonder why she doesn't go for my boobs. She is fascinated with my hair, though, when it isn't in a ponytail--she thinks that's the best dog toy of all, and we have to remind her that jumping up on people's shoulders is not considered polite for a dog of her size, no matter what I'm carrying or how much she wants to run her teeth through my hair.
She's so athletic: pure muscle, that one. She can clear the fence with very little of a running start. Stupid dog.
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 11, 2007 12:49 AM (aywD+)
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Respecting nudist protestations that nudism isn't sexual, would 'dangling' be any better?
Engineers play it safe.
Posted by: Darrell at December 11, 2007 09:55 PM (Z5LW3)
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 11, 2007 10:10 PM (aywD+)
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Ha! Little Miss Attila. A provocative post you have here!! PM agrees, 23 months may seem light, but consider he could have gotten off much easier if he hadn't screwed up his plea bargain and said something a little smarter. Wonder how is new roommates will accept him is a lingering question. Woof!
Posted by: PetMono at December 12, 2007 05:40 AM (4J4xE)
Chewed-Up Michael Vick Cards
I'm tempted to buy them myself, and leave 'em out for my mom's Pit to have fun with.
Perhaps I'm missing it—I don't follow the story closely, because it makes me want to cry/commit genuine, old-fashioned homicide—but has that scumbag ever apologized to dogs, or dog-lovers? Because I rather think the NFL will be fine without him.
As far as I'm concerned, the Federal guidelines should be modified, so that anything a dog-torturer does to the animals is fair play for his own sentence.
Not that I'm angry, mind you.
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