December 25, 2006
Ace
. . . has a beautiful
Christmas post up, featuring three different clips from
A Charlie Brown Christmas.
It's possible that a couple of these excerpts were edited just a little. Possible.
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For the Longest Time Today,
I just felt overwhelmed. I even called my mother and told her to drop by later than we'd said—I wanted to see if a nap would help. It did, a little.
God bless my mother: she's not one of those moms. I don't come from a really domestic line, praise the Lord and pass the convenience foods.
Mom came over and told me she wanted to open presents soon, and then maybe we ought to go out for dinner. She even offered to take the turkey home with her, and roast it herself tomorrow!
more...
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Well, It Was Warm Today.
Though not quite
this warm. I didn't take a picture; my hair's dirty.
Attila the Hub's close friend called from Ohio; he used to live nearby in the San Fernando Valley.
"How are you doin', Honey?" he asked me.
"Pretty good," I told him. "It feels like Christmas."
"Like Christmas? What is it there?—seventy degrees?"
"That's just about exactly right," I told him. "We have the sliders open. Why?"
"It's forty here," he explains. "And we're grateful it's that warm."
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December 23, 2006
Alexandra
. . . over at All Things Beautiful
asks if things have changed since last year, when she wrote about "the war on Christmas."
I think it's a real phenomenon, but I believe it peaked last year and has eased up slightly since then.
Thoughts?
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I think it has eased up, but it didn't happen by itself. Lots of people working behind the scenes to inform schools and businesses what their real limitations are under the law. One very active group, based in Chicago, is affiliated with the ACLU. Before the Libs out there celebrate, they are countering actions of other ACLU lawyers who have been giving "free" advice to school districts telling them they must avoid any and all Christian references in any school event. Even caroling. That is simply not true. Schools, with their politically-connected lawyers who just happen to be somebody's brother-in-law who went to night school and graduated in the bottom 5% of their class, used to go along with what was said for fear of costly lawsuits. Now they have a second opinion to go by and representation, if they need it.
Businesses are responding to customer wishes to hear "Merry Christmas" at least some of the time, and maybe even see the words on a sign or two. It's simply good business.
Contrary to what you may have heard, Church leaders didn't pick this time of year to usurp pagan festivities. That is a very old and unfounded accusation--by lapsed Christians. In the very early Church, the birth of Jesus was ignored because His Death and Resurrection of Jesus was our reason for being. About the 4th Century, scholars tried to determine when Jesus might have been born and they used theories of Jewish theologians that held that great prophets always die on the day of birth, or on the day they were conceived. They had enough data to calculate the date of Good Friday, because it is linked to a known event-Passover. The year was figured out as well, from available data. They chose to go with 36 weeks after that date (believing March 25th, the date of Good Friday as his conception), to arrive at what is now December 25th, because of other documents that excluded Springtime from consideration. In the 4th Century AD, there were no competing celebrations in Rome (where they worked), no matter how many times you have been told otherwise, that needed "countering." Why would celebrating the Winter Soltice preclude celebrating Christmas anyway, or vice versa. The shepherds in the field argument would be weather dependent, wouldn't it? Or would a shepherd pass up free meals for his sheep if the weather was accommodating? Think they might be there this year? Anyway it's as good a date as any, and it leaves enought time to present the life of Christ in the Gospels of the weekly masses before we begin the Passion and Death sequence.
Posted by: Darrell at December 23, 2006 10:03 PM (GnnzF)
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In the song, "Walking in a Winter Wonderland," the pc folks have changed the lyric "In the meadow we can build a snowman...and pretend that he is Parson Brown" to "and pretend that he's a circus clown." Sickening. Clowns!
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December 22, 2006
Overheard, 2
"Look, I don't mean to be a cunt, but . . . . Wait . . ."
"What?"
"It's just that I've got a bad case of Christmas stress, and I do."
"Do what?"
"Do mean to be a cunt."
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I think it's safe to assume this is so in every case. Same with pricks.
Algonquin Round Table 2006
Posted by: Darrell at December 22, 2006 09:39 PM (jdNbM)
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I like to think of myself as a modern-day Dorothy Parker . . . without the wit, of course.
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December 19, 2006
Okay. I Hate to Admit It.
But—my own feelings about Santa-storytelling to one's kids notwithstanding—this is pretty
cute.
Via Snark Patrol, who points out that NORAD's Santa-tracking enterprise began with a proofreading error.
Me? I may be a cynic, but I'll be looking for those Santa-Cams on New Year's Eve.
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December 27, 2005
Why Christians Should Not Celebrate Kwaanza
LaShawn makes a very
reasonable case.
Her best point? Non-Christians shouldn't complain about what she has to say on the subject, since her recommendations are directed at Christians. This may sound obvious, but there is a huge tradition of strange bullying within the Black community, based solely on blackness. I mean, when reduced to its essence, isn't that the whole idea behind some of the kookier claims of "black leaders"? It amount to "I'm black as well, so I should get to tell you what to do." The response to this should be a sort of universal shrug and "say, what?" But it's been a long time in coming, and a lot of people are only now coming to realize that just because someone shares your race gives them no right to tell you what to do.
I'm just waiting for some largely European white trash with ancestors on the Mayflower, suspected black and Jewish contributions and Osage Indian "blood" to tell me What Holidays the Thinking Mongrel Celebrates These Days. Won't I give her a piece of my mind! Hah!
(Via Malkin.)
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Right now, there is no link to Miss Barber's entry in this post... I think you forgot to insert it.
Thanks for making us aware of her piece.
Posted by: Aakash at December 27, 2005 10:36 PM (GyIje)
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I have yet to hear a black person tell me why Condi Rice is a sell-out for endorsing a democratizing foreign policy. But then rationalism isn't the black community's strong point
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at December 27, 2005 11:52 PM (Xep78)
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Well, I think you are right. Anyways, I just wanna say Merry Christmas to all of you.
Posted by: victor at December 28, 2005 02:17 AM (QqT9G)
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It is puzzling. A Chinese American political leader would be ridiculed were they to mock those of his/her race for not voting in a particular fashion on the basis of common origin. There is something deeper, however, at issue. No small part of which was the dehumanizing treatment of whites toward blacks over centuries culminating in the institution of slavery. Although great progress has been made in law, at a bloody price, less has been made in the heart and minds of people, even today.
Having to "stick together" really was a means of survival for a distinct place and time, especially if the cause was a just one. Sadly, this response has been distorted by many so-called leaders(manipulaters) for raw power with their calls for allegiance really being poorly veiled demands for obedience.
Posted by: Dalsan at December 28, 2005 03:08 PM (LWFxi)
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Hey, surfed in off of Michelle Malkin's site.
I just started my own Conservative slash parody blog and I'd love to exchange links with you. Come check me out...
Let me know what you think, either comment back at my site
http://thepatriotblogger.blogspot.com/
or email me back and let me know. patriotblog@verizon.net
Thanks in advance and keep fighting the good fight
Pat
Posted by: Pat at December 28, 2005 04:44 PM (aN2k3)
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Guess I'm fighting too . . . whaddya think, Jeff? Should I delete it?
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 28, 2005 05:27 PM (zZMVu)
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Jeff informs me that it's worth checking the guy's website out just for the misspellings. But he's more courageous than I am.
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 31, 2005 12:21 AM (zZMVu)
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Oh, it's actually fairly humorous. The brazen approach may be a newbie faux pas. Or he's a dork. Either case...
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December 26, 2005
How to Make Christmas Fun as an Adult
An eccentric guide.
1) Don't set a timetable—or if you do, don't take it too seriously. If your husband were that determined to have dinner at 4:00, after all, he would have put the turkey in the oven himself. If all else fails, offer him a tuna sandwich.
2) Just because an object resides in the boxes marked "Christmas Decorations" does not mean it has to be displayed this year. Maybe it can go up next year instead. Rotate the Christmas knicknacks. Think about giving some away.
3) The house doesn't have to be any cleaner on Christmas Day than it is on any other day. If people wanted to be in a clean house, they'd be at your stepmother's place.
4) When in doubt, make a joke of it. Self flagellation isn't funny: the persistent temptation to engage in it is, however, hilarious.
5) Anything that goes wrong should be blamed on your nonexistent cook and household staff. Explain very earnestly that they've been spoken to harshly, and/or sacked.
6) Skip the nice china: it sets the wrong tone. Set out those cheerful Christmas plates your mother got you eight years ago: the ones with the bright colors and trees and reindeer that you regarded as a criminal waste at the time. China and silver that have to be washed by hand are only to be used when absolutely necessary, or when the world will end the next day via nuclear annihilation, and therefore all the dishes (every single last one of them) can be left in the sink.
7) When contemplating any aspect of holiday celebration, ask yourself, "do I feel like doing this?" This guideline will never steer you wrong.
Delegate tasks to your husband and mother. Have kids so that they can be given assignments in a decade or so, and—with any luck—take over the primary responsibility entirely in another 25 years. It's the only way to transition into the coveted "support" role your own mom enjoys.
9) There are 364 days a year to make yourself and everyone around you miserable. It doesn't have to be this day.
10) Buy most gifts at the ABC stores in Hawaii, so they'll be super-affordable and you won't go broke. Make it a point to still have money on December 26th.
Madeleine L'Engle: "We want nothing from you that you do without grace. And that you do without understanding." [From memory: A Wrinkle in Time. Feel free to fact-check my ass.]
11) If you're still subscribing to Martha Stewart Living, cut that out. She's a con, for crying out loud. Get Radar instead. Or something pornographic.
12) Make sure to get some of your Christmas decorations in the Hanukkah section at the store. That blue and silver stuff is much prettier than the garbage they foist off on the Anglo-Saxons. What are the Jews going to do to you, anyway?—kill Christ all over again? Relax.
13) The most important dose of Prozac all year is the one you take on Christmas Eve.
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...ABC stores in Hawaii
Great store, no? I came within a hairs-breadth of buying a ukelele at that store. Daisycat talked me out of it with an earnest and heartfelt snort of derision.
One more for the men:
14) The world will *not* come to an end if you don't spend the final two weeks before Christmas making sure you have the most extravagant light display in the neighborhood. (I took this year off, and they showed me up, boy they did!)
Posted by: Desert Cat at December 26, 2005 05:37 PM (xdX36)
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When in doubt, select the chocolate flavor!
(AKA Rule of Life #1)
Posted by: John at December 26, 2005 05:47 PM (3sCAd)
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DC:
But you did put up the kitty tree again, no?
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 26, 2005 06:01 PM (zZMVu)
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Um, well no. Daisycat put up the small tree, so I didn't think we needed two trees. I had a feeling most people didn't click through to the extended entry last year though, and I wanted to share the story again this year.
I don't know what was up with me this year. I didn't even decorate my cubicle. I'm certainly not in any kind of a humbug mood--just the decorating bug passed me by this time.
But if the small tree doesn't go up next year, the cat tree will certainly come out again! I did dig out a double fistful of cat toys for them on Christmas Day though.
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December 24, 2005
Merry, Merry.
Just a shout out to my readers. It blows me away that I have "readers." How cool.
Thanks for stopping by over the past year. It's nice to know that some people are following new media—even at the boutique level, where I live—and this has been great fun over the past two years and change (actually, it'll be three years this March; tempus fugit).
Now [this is beginning to sound downright polite, and I don't want to blow my image] please start saving up to buy my crime novel in a year or so. Thanks.
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There's only a few minutes left (CST) but Merry Christmas. Good luck with the book.
Posted by: Daniel at December 25, 2005 09:56 PM (GIhW0)
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At least Daniel got the comment in on Christmas. I am eight and half hours late... but I want to also wish you and your readers [yes, you have 'em] a very
Merry Christmas and a
Happy New Year! I myself have a fair amount of writing to do right now, as I have overdue coursework for this past semester that still needs to be submitted :-( I have a guest blogger right now.
http://uis-dot-blogspot-dot-com
I would like to write a book also, before too long; unfortunately, I don't know when I would get the time. Good luck on yours, and
God Bless!!
Posted by: Aakash at December 26, 2005 06:33 AM (GyIje)
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Aw, there's still eleven more days of Christmas yet to go. Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Desert Cat at December 26, 2005 05:39 PM (xdX36)
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Yeah, see, DC knows I'M not LATE here. It's only Day 3, 9 more to go.
You're welcome, and thank you. I believe we have at least as much fun stopping by here as you do.
Posted by: k at December 28, 2005 06:11 PM (6krEN)
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December 22, 2005
Okay. I'm There.
I'm officially In the Holiday Mood. Cranky, obsessive, petulant. Parsimonious, unyielding, hostile. The hair-trigger lady: jealous of my time, possessive of my dough. Suspicious that all the merriment around me is some kind of trick.
Merry fucking Christmas.
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Tips to beat holiday stress: http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051220/LIFE/512200308/-1/rss
Oh, wait, my GF keeps telling me to stop being helpful, just listen and be sympathetic. My bad.
Posted by: William Teach at December 22, 2005 02:30 PM (AkiXU)
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Just call me MISTER SPONGE!
Bleh...
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December 24, 2004
Ah, Yes.
Life in the foothills near Pasadena, California. When the wind is blowing—or right after a rain—the mountains appear to be etched against the sky with a precision that almost makes them look unreal, they're so beautiful. During the transition seasons from hot to cool, the skies are blue with fluffy white clouds that give a picture-postcard effect, despite the scrubby, desert-like ecosystem in the hills.
Sure is pretty out here.
At the moment my husband is just starting the cold that I got over a week ago. So he can't smell any longer the odor that's seeping up from the basement, or perhaps elsewhere under the house. But we know something is dead down there. At first we thought it might be a mouse, but a mouse would be dessicated by now, its parts carried off by the ants. This guy is a rat.
In between fevers, Attila the Hub managed to find out where the creatures were getting in, and seal it off. But the smell is still there.
I didn't mess around with potpourri: I got concentrated perfume blocks of a piney, Christmas-like scent that's actually quite nice. As I walk around the house I notice the different "scent zones" created by my strategic placement of the little perfume blocks. And the 2-3 places where they don't cover, and something is Present that makes one think either of a severe case of mildew, or a mild case of death.
I'll keep moving the little scent blocks around, and maybe burn a few candles. And I'll hope that our guests on Christmas day also have mild colds.
Yup. Sure is nice, living in these here hills. Seclusion, privacy, dark moonlit nights, a view of the little valley below us . . . and carrion wafting through the heating vents. Very glamorous indeed.
Merry Christmas, everyone. Here's hoping your rats die outside, where the coyotes can get them.
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I've got an ozone generator in my house. With 7 cats, the place still smells fresh and clean. I could probably have a dead squirrel in the rafters and never know it until I found the dessicated remains.
Even potpourri scents don't get five feet from their source before the ozone neutralizes them.
Posted by: Desert Cat at December 24, 2004 08:53 AM (c8BHE)
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I'll have to look into that.
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 24, 2004 11:32 AM (SuJa4)
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are you sure there haven't been any recent "missing persons" in your area lately?
;-)
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at December 24, 2004 12:13 PM (qiDkw)
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Just a suggestion. I had the same problem once. Found one had gotten into the A/C unit. You might want to check the furnace.
Posted by: Kathy K at December 24, 2004 04:11 PM (l8UWn)
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I live downtown--we don't need coyotes to take care of the rats--we've got the homeless.
/going to hell
Posted by: Christopher Cross at December 25, 2004 09:34 PM (75OQU)
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There's a place under the water heater that they like to nest in. One crack appeared larger than usual, so the husband sealed that one up. Yup--furnace is a likely culprit. At least they aren't dancing around on the vent like they used to, or running around in the attic. My spouse is generally right on top of the rat situation: he's good at it, too. Used to live in Hollywood, where he had plenty of practice.
They've never made it past the crawl spaces, and never will.
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 26, 2004 12:21 AM (SuJa4)
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Ozone is fun stuff. Horrid pollutant (its the part of smog that makes your eyes, throat, and lungs burn), but a excellent disinfectant for drinking water kills just about everything only downside is its expensive to make (electricity), doesn't leave a residual, can't re-use it, and it can creat some bi-products that can lead to cancer (although you can do some pre-treatment to eliminate them, plus if all the nor-cal &enviro-crazy people would just let the by-pass channel be built around the delta, it would help too).
CC- Which homeless guy? All the guys I meet quote the Bible and thank Jesus. They must be on your of the freeway.
Posted by: the Pirate at December 27, 2004 07:54 AM (FvqEB)
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Pirate,
At least you get people with an agenda...
Posted by: Christopher Cross at December 27, 2004 10:26 AM (rByoR)
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Ozone is interesting stuff. Kind of like chlorine in that it depends upon how much you have, whether it is a good thing or a bad thing. In small quantities it breaks down odors without any negative health effects. In large quantities it becomes a lung and eye irritating pollutant.
The unit I have, made by Eco Pure, produces just enough ozone to do the job without exceeding safe levels, similar to how a chlorine residual in drinking water is just enough to keep the pathogens at bay. This unit also produces ions, which knock dust and dander particles out of the air pretty effectively.
Posted by: Desert Cat at December 27, 2004 05:53 PM (c8BHE)
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The fun thin about ozone is once you bubble it through water, it (by virtue of volatility) turns into O2 gas. Which is its downside because it leaves no residual in the water system to combat any contamination in the system. Of course the bromates that are bi-products are trouble some and requlated in the 80ug/L range I believe.
Of course chlorine has the same problem with THMs (trihalomethanes) and is regulated at about the same rane as bromates.
Of course disinfection bi-products vary based on where you get your water from.
Some fun stuff they have been using more frequently are chlormaines (combiantions of Chlorine & ammonia), its not a great disinfectant, but very good at staying as a residual, without the 'chlorine taste'.
As far as air purifers, I been pretty happy with the Living Air.
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December 16, 2004
As I Was Driving Home
. . . the
standoff continued at the Crystal Cathedral in Orange County. I continued to wonder how much glass got broken when the gunman fired a few shots.
And how long it will take to fix the damage.
And whether they will be able to "make up" the Christmas presentation that was supposed to happen tonight.
Please be careful, boys and girls: people get a lot less sunlight this time of year (even here in SoCal), and it messes with your mind. I also think the Santa Anas are blowing again, which never helps.
Take a deep breath, and remember our "Christmas mantra": people are much more important than things.
And put the fucking gun down.
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November 19, 2004
Grab Those Cameras!
Michele is having a contest: She's
requesting that you document the ugliest, most over-the-top, excessive and inappropriate Christmas decorations on your local buildings and humans and send them on in. And she links some lovely and grotesque examples, so RTWT.
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I always get a chuckle out of those big "Happy Birthday Jesus" signs.
Posted by: Daniel at November 19, 2004 06:14 PM (SW/zP)
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