December 27, 2005
Why Christians Should Not Celebrate Kwaanza
LaShawn makes a very
reasonable case.
Her best point? Non-Christians shouldn't complain about what she has to say on the subject, since her recommendations are directed at Christians. This may sound obvious, but there is a huge tradition of strange bullying within the Black community, based solely on blackness. I mean, when reduced to its essence, isn't that the whole idea behind some of the kookier claims of "black leaders"? It amount to "I'm black as well, so I should get to tell you what to do." The response to this should be a sort of universal shrug and "say, what?" But it's been a long time in coming, and a lot of people are only now coming to realize that just because someone shares your race gives them no right to tell you what to do.
I'm just waiting for some largely European white trash with ancestors on the Mayflower, suspected black and Jewish contributions and Osage Indian "blood" to tell me What Holidays the Thinking Mongrel Celebrates These Days. Won't I give her a piece of my mind! Hah!
(Via Malkin.)
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Right now, there is no link to Miss Barber's entry in this post... I think you forgot to insert it.
Thanks for making us aware of her piece.
Posted by: Aakash at December 27, 2005 10:36 PM (GyIje)
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I have yet to hear a black person tell me why Condi Rice is a sell-out for endorsing a democratizing foreign policy. But then rationalism isn't the black community's strong point
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at December 27, 2005 11:52 PM (Xep78)
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Well, I think you are right. Anyways, I just wanna say Merry Christmas to all of you.
Posted by: victor at December 28, 2005 02:17 AM (QqT9G)
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It is puzzling. A Chinese American political leader would be ridiculed were they to mock those of his/her race for not voting in a particular fashion on the basis of common origin. There is something deeper, however, at issue. No small part of which was the dehumanizing treatment of whites toward blacks over centuries culminating in the institution of slavery. Although great progress has been made in law, at a bloody price, less has been made in the heart and minds of people, even today.
Having to "stick together" really was a means of survival for a distinct place and time, especially if the cause was a just one. Sadly, this response has been distorted by many so-called leaders(manipulaters) for raw power with their calls for allegiance really being poorly veiled demands for obedience.
Posted by: Dalsan at December 28, 2005 03:08 PM (LWFxi)
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Hey, surfed in off of Michelle Malkin's site.
I just started my own Conservative slash parody blog and I'd love to exchange links with you. Come check me out...
Let me know what you think, either comment back at my site
http://thepatriotblogger.blogspot.com/
or email me back and let me know. patriotblog@verizon.net
Thanks in advance and keep fighting the good fight
Pat
Posted by: Pat at December 28, 2005 04:44 PM (aN2k3)
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Guess I'm fighting too . . . whaddya think, Jeff? Should I delete it?
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 28, 2005 05:27 PM (zZMVu)
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Jeff informs me that it's worth checking the guy's website out just for the misspellings. But he's more courageous than I am.
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 31, 2005 12:21 AM (zZMVu)
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Oh, it's actually fairly humorous. The brazen approach may be a newbie faux pas. Or he's a dork. Either case...
Posted by: Desert Cat at December 31, 2005 09:09 AM (xdX36)
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December 26, 2005
How to Make Christmas Fun as an Adult
An eccentric guide.
1) Don't set a timetable—or if you do, don't take it too seriously. If your husband were that determined to have dinner at 4:00, after all, he would have put the turkey in the oven himself. If all else fails, offer him a tuna sandwich.
2) Just because an object resides in the boxes marked "Christmas Decorations" does not mean it has to be displayed this year. Maybe it can go up next year instead. Rotate the Christmas knicknacks. Think about giving some away.
3) The house doesn't have to be any cleaner on Christmas Day than it is on any other day. If people wanted to be in a clean house, they'd be at your stepmother's place.
4) When in doubt, make a joke of it. Self flagellation isn't funny: the persistent temptation to engage in it is, however, hilarious.
5) Anything that goes wrong should be blamed on your nonexistent cook and household staff. Explain very earnestly that they've been spoken to harshly, and/or sacked.
6) Skip the nice china: it sets the wrong tone. Set out those cheerful Christmas plates your mother got you eight years ago: the ones with the bright colors and trees and reindeer that you regarded as a criminal waste at the time. China and silver that have to be washed by hand are only to be used when absolutely necessary, or when the world will end the next day via nuclear annihilation, and therefore all the dishes (every single last one of them) can be left in the sink.
7) When contemplating any aspect of holiday celebration, ask yourself, "do I feel like doing this?" This guideline will never steer you wrong.
Delegate tasks to your husband and mother. Have kids so that they can be given assignments in a decade or so, and—with any luck—take over the primary responsibility entirely in another 25 years. It's the only way to transition into the coveted "support" role your own mom enjoys.
9) There are 364 days a year to make yourself and everyone around you miserable. It doesn't have to be this day.
10) Buy most gifts at the ABC stores in Hawaii, so they'll be super-affordable and you won't go broke. Make it a point to still have money on December 26th.
Madeleine L'Engle: "We want nothing from you that you do without grace. And that you do without understanding." [From memory: A Wrinkle in Time. Feel free to fact-check my ass.]
11) If you're still subscribing to Martha Stewart Living, cut that out. She's a con, for crying out loud. Get Radar instead. Or something pornographic.
12) Make sure to get some of your Christmas decorations in the Hanukkah section at the store. That blue and silver stuff is much prettier than the garbage they foist off on the Anglo-Saxons. What are the Jews going to do to you, anyway?—kill Christ all over again? Relax.
13) The most important dose of Prozac all year is the one you take on Christmas Eve.
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...ABC stores in Hawaii
Great store, no? I came within a hairs-breadth of buying a ukelele at that store. Daisycat talked me out of it with an earnest and heartfelt snort of derision.
One more for the men:
14) The world will *not* come to an end if you don't spend the final two weeks before Christmas making sure you have the most extravagant light display in the neighborhood. (I took this year off, and they showed me up, boy they did!)
Posted by: Desert Cat at December 26, 2005 05:37 PM (xdX36)
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When in doubt, select the chocolate flavor!
(AKA Rule of Life #1)
Posted by: John at December 26, 2005 05:47 PM (3sCAd)
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DC:
But you did put up the kitty tree again, no?
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 26, 2005 06:01 PM (zZMVu)
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Um, well no. Daisycat put up the small tree, so I didn't think we needed two trees. I had a feeling most people didn't click through to the extended entry last year though, and I wanted to share the story again this year.
I don't know what was up with me this year. I didn't even decorate my cubicle. I'm certainly not in any kind of a humbug mood--just the decorating bug passed me by this time.
But if the small tree doesn't go up next year, the cat tree will certainly come out again! I did dig out a double fistful of cat toys for them on Christmas Day though.
Posted by: Desert Cat at December 26, 2005 10:44 PM (xdX36)
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December 24, 2005
Merry, Merry.
Just a shout out to my readers. It blows me away that I have "readers." How cool.
Thanks for stopping by over the past year. It's nice to know that some people are following new media—even at the boutique level, where I live—and this has been great fun over the past two years and change (actually, it'll be three years this March; tempus fugit).
Now [this is beginning to sound downright polite, and I don't want to blow my image] please start saving up to buy my crime novel in a year or so. Thanks.
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There's only a few minutes left (CST) but Merry Christmas. Good luck with the book.
Posted by: Daniel at December 25, 2005 09:56 PM (GIhW0)
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 26, 2005 12:38 AM (zZMVu)
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At least Daniel got the comment in on Christmas. I am eight and half hours late... but I want to also wish you and your readers [yes, you have 'em] a very
Merry Christmas and a
Happy New Year! I myself have a fair amount of writing to do right now, as I have overdue coursework for this past semester that still needs to be submitted :-( I have a guest blogger right now.
http://uis-dot-blogspot-dot-com
I would like to write a book also, before too long; unfortunately, I don't know when I would get the time. Good luck on yours, and
God Bless!!
Posted by: Aakash at December 26, 2005 06:33 AM (GyIje)
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Aw, there's still eleven more days of Christmas yet to go. Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Desert Cat at December 26, 2005 05:39 PM (xdX36)
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Yeah, see, DC knows I'M not LATE here. It's only Day 3, 9 more to go.
You're welcome, and thank you. I believe we have at least as much fun stopping by here as you do.
Posted by: k at December 28, 2005 06:11 PM (6krEN)
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December 22, 2005
Okay. I'm There.
I'm officially In the Holiday Mood. Cranky, obsessive, petulant. Parsimonious, unyielding, hostile. The hair-trigger lady: jealous of my time, possessive of my dough. Suspicious that all the merriment around me is some kind of trick.
Merry fucking Christmas.
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Tips to beat holiday stress: http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051220/LIFE/512200308/-1/rss
Oh, wait, my GF keeps telling me to stop being helpful, just listen and be sympathetic. My bad.
Posted by: William Teach at December 22, 2005 02:30 PM (AkiXU)
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Just call me MISTER SPONGE!
Bleh...
Posted by: Desert Cat at December 25, 2005 12:28 AM (xdX36)
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