Odd. I would have sworn I'd be in Slytherin.

You scored as Ravenclaw. You have been sorted into Ravenclaw- you value intelligence, and love the chance to use your cleverness (and maybe even show it off- just a little). You're keen and incisive, and you just love a challenging problem to solve. Ravenclaw 85% Gryffindor 75% Hufflepuff 60% Slytherin 55% The Hogwarts Sorting Hat! created with QuizFarm.com

Via Mikal.

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C'est moi, Baby:

I am a



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I haven't done one of these silly quizzes in a good long time . . .

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Now this was flattering.

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I'd like to think my strategies would be slightly less self-defeating. If I die in the line of duty, do I get 72 young bucks with nice shoulders and chiseled biceps? Will they peel grapes for me when I need to take a break for a few minutes? Will they share like good boys?

I must admit that I'm very excited by the Muslim innovation of envisioning heaven as a place to experience the pleasures of the flesh. I'm assuming there's a large-screen TV there, and that they play the classics (e.g., The Devil in Miss Jones). And that there's lots of lube. And Kleenex. And bottled water on every bedside table (I know I'm always thirsty afterward).

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1 Funny I always pegged you as Attila the Hun, no reason why really. Well there is that animal skin you tend to wear around town. And that club club you chase the Italians arround with.

Posted by: the Pirate at November 23, 2004 07:03 AM (FvqEB)

2 I was Hussein as well. Perhaps it's a chick thing? I didn't think my PMS was *that* bad...

Posted by: DeoDuce at November 23, 2004 08:49 AM (4Tb1n)

3 Crap. Hussein too. Perhaps it is an omen, that we need to launch a preemptive strike on the Liberal, excuse me, progressive blogs.

Posted by: William Teach at November 24, 2004 06:35 AM (KCG7N)

4 I was Albert Einstein, which beats Saddam, I think. P.S. The 72 guys you get are 14 years old, suffer from acne, and won't call you in the morning. I just looked up the rules.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at November 24, 2004 06:41 PM (Gt8rF)

5 Sorry if the previous post sounded ungenerous. I just don't want you to give my wife any ideas. Happy Thanksgiving, Cuz'.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at November 24, 2004 07:34 PM (nARtS)

6 Personally, I thought it was hilarious. BTW, whenever I mention you my husband always remarks on how clever the name of your blog is. And he's a comedy/cartoon writer. Thought you'd want to know.

Posted by: Attila Girl at November 25, 2004 01:14 PM (SuJa4)

7 I'm am Saddam Hussein. I think this is the point in the show when they ask the real Saddam to stand up.

Posted by: Da Goddess at November 27, 2004 12:04 AM (59LyI)

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I used to lose sleep at night wondering about this:

You're Leggy Bettie...you may be tall or short but
either way you seem to make the guys swoon and
the girls jealous and girls think of you as a
"slut" or "bitch." Again,
you're beautiful, they're not...right?


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What a load off my mind. I'm pretending not to see the grammatical mistake, unless Quizilla wants to send me money to fix it.

The fact is, I have incredible legs for someone my age, and I'm glad a computer robot located somehere hundreds or thousands of miles away is recognizing that fact.

Via Miss Apropos, who reminds me of someone I once knew.

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Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

New York
You're competative, you like to take it straight to the fight. You gotta have it all or die trying.

Close enough: I'm really New York's evil twin (the one with the palm trees).

Via Martinis, Persistence, and a Smile. (Which, come to think of it, expresses a strategy I might have fallen for once or twice in my youth. [Those of you who are old friends and readers won't want to drop a comment here suggesting it was more than twice--because I can ban your ass, or at least your IP. Understood?])

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Actually, I'm not a happy bunny at all. I'm a depressed, hostile bunny with her period who's waiting for the estrogen fairy to come along and pull her out of a bad funk. Then I can make my own fucking eggs, and be the carefree modern-day Attila the Hun I so love to be.

Hey. You asked.

Oh . . . you didn't?

congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud


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Via Annika, who's the same kind of bunny--though minus the attitude, thank goodness.

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