Now this was flattering.

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I'd like to think my strategies would be slightly less self-defeating. If I die in the line of duty, do I get 72 young bucks with nice shoulders and chiseled biceps? Will they peel grapes for me when I need to take a break for a few minutes? Will they share like good boys?

I must admit that I'm very excited by the Muslim innovation of envisioning heaven as a place to experience the pleasures of the flesh. I'm assuming there's a large-screen TV there, and that they play the classics (e.g., The Devil in Miss Jones). And that there's lots of lube. And Kleenex. And bottled water on every bedside table (I know I'm always thirsty afterward).

Posted by: Attila at 02:23 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 Funny I always pegged you as Attila the Hun, no reason why really. Well there is that animal skin you tend to wear around town. And that club club you chase the Italians arround with.

Posted by: the Pirate at November 23, 2004 07:03 AM (FvqEB)

2 I was Hussein as well. Perhaps it's a chick thing? I didn't think my PMS was *that* bad...

Posted by: DeoDuce at November 23, 2004 08:49 AM (4Tb1n)

3 Crap. Hussein too. Perhaps it is an omen, that we need to launch a preemptive strike on the Liberal, excuse me, progressive blogs.

Posted by: William Teach at November 24, 2004 06:35 AM (KCG7N)

4 I was Albert Einstein, which beats Saddam, I think. P.S. The 72 guys you get are 14 years old, suffer from acne, and won't call you in the morning. I just looked up the rules.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at November 24, 2004 06:41 PM (Gt8rF)

5 Sorry if the previous post sounded ungenerous. I just don't want you to give my wife any ideas. Happy Thanksgiving, Cuz'.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at November 24, 2004 07:34 PM (nARtS)

6 Personally, I thought it was hilarious. BTW, whenever I mention you my husband always remarks on how clever the name of your blog is. And he's a comedy/cartoon writer. Thought you'd want to know.

Posted by: Attila Girl at November 25, 2004 01:14 PM (SuJa4)

7 I'm am Saddam Hussein. I think this is the point in the show when they ask the real Saddam to stand up.

Posted by: Da Goddess at November 27, 2004 12:04 AM (59LyI)

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