1) "There's nothing to read around here."

Which is simply a reprise of

2) "I don't have anything to wear."

Which is a way of reconceptualizing

3) "There's nothing to do-o-o-o-o."

Which I am a bit old for.

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He's running another tribute to the Academy, right over here.

Questioner

Hi, I'm Josh Markin of the ESU Progressive Student Alliance, and I'd just like to say that as a campus activist for peace and justice, that I am totally down with how you have stood up against the fascist neo-Jew GPA thugs at A E Pi, and their plans for busting every grade curve on this campus.

Gromulak
Moje vznášadlo je plné úhorov Gromulak! Pun jegulja loma-làn!

Interpreter
These words please Gromulak! Continue your tribute, Hu-Man!

And so much for those who go to a maximum security prison and attempt to reason with the other inmates. Nice thought; sloppy execution. Um—so to speak.

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. . . is not a vegetarian.

Unlike, say, Alicia Silverstone.

I was fine as a vegetarian, although I was ovo-lacto, so I didn't have to worry about B12. And I did periodically have to take iron supplements, but I do that these days, too, when I get too busy to eat regular meals.

The lasting legacy of vegetarianism in my diet is a certain distaste for desserts that don't contain any food value whatsoever: chocolate mousse, for instance, leaves me cold. I'd rather get a bit more protein via flan, or some bits of apple from a slice of pie.

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It might be time to start researching other web-based email programs. I certainly don't like Yahoo's user interface, but I know there are plenty of options these days.

But at some point the disconect between Google's motto and its behavior is bound to strike every thinking person. And at that point, like all the other rats, I'll be looking for a way off the sinking ship.

Via View from the Porch, which is now one of my favorite firearms-centered blogs—along with Zendo Deb's excellent TFS Magnum, of course; I like men just fine, but clearly women make better gunbloggers. . . . right?

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1 I like to think so. Thanks for the link.

Posted by: Zendo Deb at September 30, 2007 05:32 PM (+gqOq)

2 "women make better gunbloggers" We certainly seem to have more fun at it.

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A client's invoice recently arrived eight days before it was due. These people have never been a more than a day early before—and they were once 30 days late.

Two possible explanations: (1) the person for whom I actually did the work leaned on accounts payable, hard—in recognition for the fact that I worked my ass off for him last month—or (2) the accountant was having an acid flashback when he wrote the check.

I should send flowers to both these guys; really, I should.

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The organization formerly known as MoveOn.org is embarrassing itself—and its lefty backers—again.

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It took me the longest time to figure out what might have happened that would have led to a traffic spike of this magnitude:

I considered the possiblity that the quality of my blogging had improved 20 times over the past week or so. Then I thought perhaps it was my reward for living such an exemplary life.

Finally I hit on the notion that Fausta had posted a link to this story on Pajamas Media, and that Glenn Reynolds had:

(a) noticed the headline on PJ, or
(b) opened my one of my hourly groveling emails in a spasm of pity, or
(c) spied the phrase "DDT" in my subject line, and experienced a piqueing of his curiosity, or
(d) all of the above,

and that he had linked me.

Then it occurred to me that this was simply the sort of thing that happened naturally to beautiful, brainy, successful babes whom all men—and most women, let's face it—desire/worship, and I went with that.

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But, as Iowahawk likes to point out, she keeps forgetting her clothes!

Order her new pinup calendar here. But turn your speakers off, or be prepared to hear an early version of "The Boogey-Woogie Bugle Boy." (In a sad by not surprising twist, I'm more familiar with Bette Midler's version of that song. As I recall, it was playing in the background in a party on one episode of "An American Family," which might in fact be the first reality show ever made.)

Anyway, buy lots of calendars: Gina's current pix look even better than the ones she used for last year's calendar. Of course, I love the retro props, but I'm glad that for 2008 she stuck with her own beautiful dark hair: I didn't like the blonde wig she's sometimes used in the past. Just my own prejudice.

Remember: it's a beautiful calendar, and the proceeds go to a worthy cause!

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I really hate it when people refer to green extremists as "environmentalists." It makes it sound as if center-right libertarians don't care about this cool little planet, and it ain't so.

Courtesy of David Linden comes this interesting essay that attempts to restore Rachel Carson's reputation with respect to the DDT/malaria issue. It makes me sigh a little, though: once again, the Far Left and the Hard Right (or vice versa, if you like) are talking past each other. Dang.

The author of the piece, Aaron Swartz, discusses at length the development of DDT-resistant strains of malaria, but doesn't talk about the fact that agricultural use of DDT has been much more responsible for this effect, rather than the indoor spraying used for disease control.

One of Swartz' most interesting passages deals with early attempts by anti-malaria activist Robert Bate and his colleagues to use the DDT issue as a weapon against the environmental movement:

Perhaps the most vocal group [. . .] is Africa Fighting Malaria (AFM). Founded in 2000 by Roger Bate, an economist at various right-wing think tanks, AFM has run a major PR campaign to push the pro-DDT story, publishing scores of op-eds and appearing in dozens of articles each year. Bate and his partner Richard Tren even published a book laying out their alternate history of DDT: When Politics Kills: Malaria and the DDT Story.

A funding pitch uncovered by blogger Eli Rabbett shows Bate's thinking when he first started the project. "The environmental movement has been successful in most of its campaigns as it has been 'politically correct,'" he explained (Tobacco Archives, 09/9 . What the anti-environmental movement needs is something with "the correct blend of political correctness (...oppressed blacks) and arguments (eco-imperialism [is] undermining their future)." That something, Bate proposed, was DDT.

In an interview, Bate said that his motivation had changed after years of working on the issue of malaria. "I think my position has mellowed, perhaps with age," he told Extra!. "[I have] gone from being probably historically anti-environmental to being very much pro-combating malaria now."

I'm not particularly impressed with the fact that some people have used strict restrictions on DDT use as an tool against the green extremists. After all, activists on both sides use whatever they can in terms of imagery to put forward their own points of view. Both sides try to "market" themselves, no?

And I'm not sure that everyone who thinks DDT should be used more widely now is simply trying to save Western money that might otherwise be spent on medications and mosquito nets. The fact is, over a million people a year is too many to lose to an old disease: this should be a solvable issue, if we were all to quit taking swipes at one another for a few minutes and focus.

DDT has to be part of the international toolkit in fighting malaria, and its use has to be monitored by people who don't have an axe to grind: people who are interested in truth rather than scoring political points in either direction.

"You're using junk science!"

"I know you are, but what data am I using?"

I wonder how many people really do want to solve the problem. Despite Swartz' spirited—and probably necessary—defense of Rachel Carson's place in history, I'm not sure he's on fire about the malaria problem itself. He notes that AFM claims not to have taken money from tobacco companies, but seems skeptical about that claim, probably due to articles by Bate such as this one. And yet, tobacco farmers in Malawi tend to oppose the use of DDT, even when it's limited to indoor spraying:

At a time when countries are anxiously waiting for Artemisinin Combination Therapies (ACT), a new malaria drug yet to hit the market, government is on the other hand encouraging the use of Dichrolo Diphenil Trichroloethane (DDT) in the country to try minimise the figures of children that are dying from the disease, but there are divisions in the use of the chemical because some quarters blame DDT as being non bio-degradable and a source of pollution.

Tobacco bodies such as Tobacco Association of Malawi (TAMA) are against the use of DDT in wiping out malaria saying it would compromise with the quality and purity of the countries greatest forex earner, tobacco leaf.

Director of Preventive Health Services Dr. Habib Somanje defends government decision to use DDT to destroy malaria, arguing that it (DDT) shall only be used in indoor sprays.

Somanje observes that DDT can reduce malaria drastically as it sticks to walls for many weeks, thereby curbing malaria and saving the lives of children.

The attempt to line people up into opposing camps (tobacco companies must be allied with the right, as must proponents of DDT) muddies the water. It doesn't help.

Uganda's Director General of Health Services wrote an editorial for WSJ this past summer on how DDT—when used for malaria control only, rather than in agriculture—is a critical component in a comprehensive malaria prevention and treatment plan, and what he calls "African independence in the realm of disease control":

DDT lasts longer, costs less and is more effective against malaria-carrying mosquitoes than Icon. It functions as spatial repellent to keep mosquitoes out of homes, as an irritant to prevent them from biting, and as a toxic agent to kill those that land. The repellency effect works without physical contact. And because we will never use the chemical in agriculture, DDT also makes mosquitoes less likely to develop resistance.

The U.S. banned DDT in 1972, spurred on by environmentalist Rachel Carson's 1962 book Silent Spring. Many countries in Europe and around the world followed suit. But after decades of exhaustive scientific review, DDT has been shown to not only be safe for humans and the environment, but also the single most effective anti-malarial agent ever invented. Nothing else at any price does everything it can do. That is why the World Health Organization (WHO) has once again recommended using DDT wherever possible against malaria, alongside insecticidal nets and effective drugs.

We are trying to do precisely this. In addition to distributing nearly three million long-lasting insecticidal nets and 25 million doses of effective anti-malarial drugs, we will expand our indoor spraying operations to four more districts this year, where we will protect tens of thousands of Ugandans from malaria's deadly scourge. We are committed to storing, transporting and using DDT properly in these programs, in accord with Stockholm Convention, WHO, European Union and U.S. Agency for International Development guidelines. We are working with these organizations and to ensure support from our communities, and to ensure that our agricultural trade is not jeopardized.

Although Uganda's National Environmental Management Authority has approved DDT for malaria control, Western environmentalists continue to undermine our efforts and discourage G-8 governments from supporting us. The EU has acknowledged our right to use DDT, but some consumer and agricultural groups repeat myths and lies about the chemical. They should instead help us use it strictly to control malaria.

(My emphasis.)

And here's National Geographic on the history of malaria in Africa:

In much of the deep tropics malaria persisted stubbornly. Financing for the effort eventually withered, and the eradication program was abandoned in 1969. In many nations, this coincided with a decrease in foreign aid, with political instability and burgeoning poverty, and with overburdened public health services.

In several places where malaria had been on the brink of extinction, including both Sri Lanka and India, the disease came roaring back. And in much of sub-Saharan Africa, malaria eradication never really got started. The WHO program largely bypassed the continent, and smaller scale efforts made little headway.

Soon after the program collapsed, mosquito control lost access to its crucial tool, DDT. The problem was overuse—not by malaria fighters but by farmers, especially cotton growers, trying to protect their crops. The spray was so cheap that many times the necessary doses were sometimes applied. The insecticide accumulated in the soil and tainted watercourses. Though nontoxic to humans, DDT harmed peregrine falcons, sea lions, and salmon. In 1962 Rachel Carson published Silent Spring, documenting this abuse and painting so damning a picture that the chemical was eventually outlawed by most of the world for agricultural use. Exceptions were made for malaria control, but DDT became nearly impossible to procure. "The ban on DDT," says Gwadz of the National Institutes of Health, "may have killed 20 million children."

This is a problem that should be solved by Africans, with the assistance of the West. The solutions must be driven by Africans, and the tools applied should not be limited by ideology or preconceived notions—on either side.

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Here.

This is a nice entry-level essay.

I can't seem to read a lot of the books written by TV and radio people, and Stossel is no exception: he is not a major-league prose stylist. However, when you want an issue broken down into easily digested chunks, he's your man. And the things he's able to accomplish on his television specials are extraordinary. He knows how to make use of a visual medium to show things that can't be expressed in words to the same effect.

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. . . just for BDS-addled idiot Democrats.

I'm outraged by how low the level of political opposition is in this country! It just . . . well, it makes us look bad abroad.

Via Insty, who seems to believe that a reporter's reach very often does exceed his grasp. Not, however, in the good way.

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(Yeah; only one!)

Okay, so she buys these banana-nut mini-muffins for breakfast. But sometimes a few of these (three or four) disappear overnight. The obvious conclusion is that there is some kind of conversion process going on wherein foods procured for breakfast turn into midnight snacks.

I'm hoping that she doesn't either (1) go to hell, or—worse—(2) get fat.

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No, I'm not tackling her fiction: call it enlightened self-interest on my part. Have you seen the size of those things?

But I enjoyed Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal. It's a great sort of libertarian primer.

I'm also getting a kick out of The Virtue of Selfishness, but naturally I don't think Rand was as good an ethicist as she was an economist: living under Communism scarred her too deeply.

When man unfocuses his mind, he may be said to be conscioius in a subhuman sense of the word, since he experiences sensations and perceptions. But in the sense of the word applicable to man—in the sense of a consciousness which is aware of reality and able to deal with it, a consciousness able to direct the actions and provide for the survival of a human being—an unfocused mind is not conscious.

Psychologically, the choice "to think or not" is the choice "to focus or not." Existentially, the choice "to focus or not" is the choice "to be conscious or not." Metaphysically, the choice "to be conscious or not" is the choice of life or death.

You know, I tried that continual-focus thing; it made it awfully hard to sleep.

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1 Attila, If you read books like that it will turn you on to Hillary in 08. Do not read the Fountainhead or Atlas shrugged, it will require you to wake up for long hours of the night. And that focus, well I don't think you want to become consious yet.

Posted by: azmat Hussain at September 22, 2007 11:58 PM (mdszq)

2 Someone who reads (and agrees with) Ayn Rand supporting Hillary? You've got to be smoking the wrong stuff, Azmat. Stick with the Kool-Ayd. Mandy spells it "conscious." You need to be more like Mandy, Azmat.

Posted by: Darrell at September 23, 2007 03:12 PM (Gq8GB)

3 Someone who reads (and agrees with) Ayn Rand supporting Hillary? You've got to be smoking the wrong stuff, Azmat. Stick with the Kool-Ayd. Mandy spells it "conscious." You need to be more like Mandy, Azmat.

Posted by: Darrell at September 23, 2007 03:12 PM (Gq8GB)

4 Someone who reads (and agrees with) Ayn Rand supporting Hillary? You've got to be smoking the wrong stuff, Azmat. Stick with the Kool-Ayd. Mandy spells it "conscious." You need to be more like Mandy, Azmat.

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And so do I.

I should interview him; he does make a cameo in my Arizona mystery. He seemed to belong there, among the desert BoHos.

Via the ever-pornographic Hog Beatty, who is never even remotely safe for work. (Depending, of course, on what line of work you're in.)

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"What kind of person chases a bowl of Cheerios with a dry martini?"

I'll give you one guess.

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. . . that this site is not banned in China. Which of course gives me something to aspire to.

In other news, I've become awfully interested in making money. Actually, I'm doing so. I just don't have it yet, due to the vagaries of the billing cycle.

According to my calculations, I could live perfectly decently on 20 hours a week, if I billed at my top rate.

Something to be said for working for larger entities, at that.

Another copyeditor told me recently that the world had lost "all interest in perfection." It's gone beyond that: the world appears—to the average English major, at least—to have lost all interest in excellence. At least, most smaller magazines would rather put up with typos, stylistic errors and prose that simply doesn't make sense, when the alternative is paying someone a decent amount of money to check it over.

So I continue to work on my crime books, and I continue to learn book-keeping. For knowledge is rarely a liability in this world.

Even in China.

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I guess I'll have to either update my avatar this week for the "summer" that's almost gone (September is often the hottest month around here), or go ahead and "autumnize" the poor thing.

Seriously, kids: the party's almost over. I wore long pants today, and I'm going around the house in socks. I've closed some of the windows; it's intense.

Sometime before March or so, I expect I'll have to turn the heat on a few times.

But you explain the indignity of fishing a jacking out of one's closet to people elsewhere in the country, and they just look at you funny, as if temperatures below 60 degrees were a normal thing to put up with. Weird.

Long pants, I tell you! What's next?—closed shoes?

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Yeah. That's Hog Beatty's term for the bar and lounge at Casa del Mar, where he used to go with his ex-girlfriend JG a few years ago. I'm not so sure about that: sure, it's comfortable place. But it does have that old-hotel grandeur. It's a thrilling place to be. (Many of you know it as the place Larry David refused to take his television wife on an old episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.)

I took my mother there last night in honor of (1) her 71st birthday this coming Friday, and (2) the fact that there is no Boston Legal soundtrack on the market.

I thought if we went to listen to Billy Valentine live, it would be the next best thing. But it was better—so much better. For one thing, I discovered that the slice of the music pie that represents the spot where my mother's and my taste meet is much larger than I'd thought. I know she likes classical music—but rarely the stuff I listen to (I'm all Bach, Beethoven and tone poems by, among others, Saint Saens). And I knew she liked jazz, and music with bitchin' vocals, including well-executed gospel music. But there is a lot of bluesy stuff out there, a vast range where the Kay-Joy tastes meet. Valentine even sang Sinatra, and my mother and I both dug it: I'd never pictured her as a Sinatra fan. Not in the least.

Finally, I got to meet Tonio K, in the flesh. Wait—that link has loud music on it, so be ready. Or try this one.

I was also surprised by how incredible the Stuart Elster Trio were, all on their own, while Billy was drinking wine with his friends and fans. There is something fundamentally pure and fine in listening to a pianist, a bassist, and a drummer (working mostly with brushes, natch). They did amazing work. This was not piano-lounge mood music. Nope. One of the cocktail waitresses couldn't help swinging her hips as she went from table to table.

And there was one more discovery: the siren singer Heather Loren, who performed one number: a great rendition of the Peggy Lee version of "Fever." (The Wikipedia entry lists all the people who have ever performed the song, and now I'm going crazy trying to figure out from whom I first heard it. I'm not even sure I know if it was a man or a woman.)

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Chrysler is setting up an alternative-energy division that will concentrate on hybrid and electric vehicles.

That's kind of cool.

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And now comes the part of the campaign wherein Fred must speak in eensy sentences and stay "on message" and use lots of Popular Phrases.

What's he's saying is important, and real, and needs to be said. But of course I like the video Fred better than the one who has to appeal to large crowds and stick with slogans.

I like it when he's displaying his fabulous mind, rather than just exercising charm.

He'll need to do lots of both, though, in the months ahead.

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1 Sorry to comment on your commenter spam, but is anyone else a bit weirded out by, apparently, "new cool Judy Dench porn".

Posted by: silvermine at September 14, 2007 12:53 PM (4gdyI)

2 I have been informed that there is, in fact, such a thing as "senior porn." In fact, I imagine there is a segment of the B&D crowd that has seen the James Bond movies, and is intrigued by her portrayal of "M."

Posted by: Attila Girl at September 14, 2007 01:30 PM (bIZMS)

3 English boys never forget their first Headmistress.

Posted by: Darrell at September 14, 2007 06:29 PM (XAKd8)

4 And American boys never forget . . . I'm going to stop right here. This exercise is so beneath me . . .

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5 ;-) I always thought it was better to give than receive, though. More sensory experiences for my memory archives, you see. And that's when two or three times were a real possibility, even. Now I definitely know which option I'd choose.

Posted by: Darrell at September 15, 2007 11:42 AM (M/vOT)

6 Fred is seen as the first Republican great comminicator since Reagan. Potentially, that is. That''s why all the knives are out. It will never let up. Maybe they'll ask him to name every diplomat in the world next, off the top of his head. All Obama has to say if that he will meet with every one of them.

Posted by: Darrell at September 15, 2007 11:49 AM (M/vOT)

7 That's "communicator". Guess that's why Fred's in and I'm not.

Posted by: Darrell at September 15, 2007 01:34 PM (RWIxV)

8 Fred does not realize that the average 22 year old soldier can't find Iraq on the map.

Posted by: azmat hussain at September 18, 2007 07:20 PM (mdszq)

9 Um . . . sure. I'll bite. (So to speak.) Az, one presumes you are speaking of American soldiers, no? Or are you counting Brits, Aussies, or . . . Israelis? Does that include the soldiers who are actually in Iraq? And were they blindfolded while they flew over there? Just curious about how your mind works.

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10 Attila, if they had such skills, they might be able to find their way back home. But looks to me like we got a hole bunch of soldiers stuck in Iraq indefinately. Digging themselves deeper eah day.

Posted by: azmat hussain at September 19, 2007 06:24 AM (s1AoM)

11 That's what GPS is for. Now, how long have we been in Europe? Japan? Korea? Bosnia? Cuba? Four and a half years only seems like eternity when I am "talking" to you. Ditto four and a half seconds.

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