October 31, 2006
Bad-Ass Pumpkin-Carving
Bernie was kind enough to link me from one of the nicest collections of artistically carved pumpkins I've ever seen. Seriously
good shit.
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John Kerry's Meltdown
I'm glad Karl Rove was able to get that brain implant working in time for the elections; the remote appears to be functioning as well. All systems
go.
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Life in the Closet
My lefty/liberal friends are just wonderful, though of course they sort of "put up" with my libertarianism as if it were an endearing eccentricity.
But colleagues in entertainment, fiction-writing and the media? Ye gods; it's awful out there. And Eric is right: the lefties always bring this stuff up, either because they assume everyone shares their passions, or because they want to screen out those who aren't leftist enough for them. Some look around to see who isn't agreeing, and some simply assume that silence is agreement.
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If it makes you feel any better, I get exactly the same down here. I mean, the opposite. A constant stream of statements and opinions that insult not just my beliefs but both my character and brainpower - all told to me with the absolute conviction that of course everyone in the world holds exactly the same opinions.
Posted by: k at October 31, 2006 06:44 PM (lCUKc)
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I'm with K. One liberal friend refers to me as her "token conservative," most recently hectoring me for not being "enlightened." I suppose I should mention she's from Boston.
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Well, K is pointing out that in her Florida neighborhood it's the opposite, and as a liberal she's in the minority.
I just wish people in general could treat each other with a bit more respect, and be a bit more tolerant of opposing viewpoints: we all have a lot to learn from each other if we can be nice about it.
Posted by: Attila Girl at November 01, 2006 08:18 AM (LEEsJ)
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The Caustic Tart - please forgive me, I wasn't clear.
While I belong to no group, I'm often told I'm a *left leaner* - despite the fact that no liberal would ever consider me one of them.
I live in the Deep South. Here, people often assume my opinions coincide with theirs on issues like being pro-Iraq war, anti-gay, anti-black, anti-women's rights, a member of their brand of fundamentalist Christianity, etc. etc. However: the fact that I'm perfectly content to sit and chat with people who are avowed KKK members doesn't mean I agree with the beliefs of the KKK.
Our local conservatives make these incorrect assumptions and statements to me, with exactly the same scorn etc. that conservatives describe liberals displaying toward THEIR beliefs.
I myself don't assume anything about anybody. It's not just offensive, rude, and dismissive, it's boring.
Since I don't belong to either *side* and have absolutely no interest in doing so, I listen to just about everyone. This is
not boring.
From what I've seen, both liberals and conservatives are equally crass at making those unfounded assumptions about others.
LMA, more or less a neocon I
think, - bear with me, I'm not good at these classifications, just going on memory from her previous posts - lives in a *liberal* environment, and most often, sees their offensive behavior toward her. I live in a *conservative* environment, and most often, see their offensive behavior toward me.
The funniest thing is, each side seems to think THEY never do this - it's only the Other Side that does.
Which only reinforces my adamant refusal to align myself with any of them at all.
People who make unfounded assumptions that everyone thinks like them are among the most boring out there.
Posted by: k at November 01, 2006 08:38 AM (lCUKc)
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HA! Crossed in the ether.
Posted by: k at November 01, 2006 08:41 AM (lCUKc)
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Just to be very very clear on this: It's Florida in general, but NOT my own neighborhood, which is (knee-jerk redneck) conservative. I've found a niche I never expected to find. It's a real mix. People of all stripes in every way - all colors, religions, origins, persuations, orientations. Exactly how I like it, but never thought I could *live* amongst.
We have a fairly high percentage of gays too, around 40%. What other conservatives fail to realize - or deliberately ignore - is that, like blacks, many in the gay community consider themselves conservative, not liberal.
Which, again, I don't mind a bit.
Even at that, those folks are what others would call *independent.* In my tiny town we tend to be just that: independent, free thinking, eccentric, whatever.
I'm so adamant about independence, my voter reg. card doesn't read *Independent.* Instead it says *NPA,* for *No Party Affiliate.* In refusing to identify myself with any group whatsoever, I'm usually completely alone. Here, I'm not.
What a relief.
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There Are So Many Things
. . . that aren't bad in and of themselves—only that they open the door to more of the same. That was always my argument against goofing off at work (or, at least, without making up the time that evening, or that weekend): once you get into a habit like that, it's hard to stop. Then you feel guilty, and the pendulum swings back the other way.
One is against compulsive drivenness, but also against sloth. And all these things, not to put too much of a Protestant point on it, are insidious.
And so—back to work.
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I Have a Friend
. . . who
fell for this.
Dear Abby: what shall I do with her?
UPDATE: Fixed, though it was funnier with the wrong link.
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Fell for what? Pray tell !!!
Listing only minor categories when those really interested in these things want to know about the drama category and its winners?
Posted by: Darrell at October 31, 2006 09:46 AM (U30eg)
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Ah, yes: I've switched from broken links to outright irrelevant links!
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Extreme Pumpkin-Carving
. . . brought to you by
Popular Mechanics.
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If I could only get one of them to carve mine. It is going to look like something out of The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.
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More on the Religion of Rape Peace.
Nothing against the moderate Muslims—either one of you.
But you do have your work cut out for you, no?
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Something Had to Give.
It turned out to be sleep—at least, attempting to sleep on any kind of a schedule. I got most of the way through cleaning out my side of the garage yesterday. Enough so that the gutter-hanging people can come by at 7:30 a.m. and hang gutters. Meanwhile, the VVA will be picking up a bunch of our junk, and I shall schlep the rest of it to storage. Then we hand out candy.
The painters are coming on Friday, so there's plenty to be done before then. And we have a bunch of work to do on finances. I'm down with all this, but I've told Attila the Hub he may not see my manuscript until Thursday; that's the way it goes.
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October 30, 2006
A Parkinson's Patient
. . . defends
Llimbaugh.
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Congratulations, America!
300 million, huh? That's just
da bomb, (and I don't mean the population bomb).
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Thanks, Evan.
Good to see you and Ms. Weiss last night. That's why I went to Linguist Guy's digs in the first place: to talk to you two, and to She Who Will Not Practice Law.
But Mr. Linguistics was in fine form.
I'm not sure what the point is of cannabis vodka without any THC in it, but I did discover that if one has enough of it, this deficiency can be counteracted.
Halloween is always such a magical time—even when one celebrates it the previous weekend.
Pax et lux, my friend.
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October 27, 2006
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak."
Discuss.
Please note that the word "spirit" here is lower-cased; the Lord* wasn't discussing the Holy Spirit.
Is there irony in the word "spirits" for booze?
* Oh, how I hate it when my relatives throw that phrase around. But it's different when I do it.
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Obviously, the part of man that responds to God is willing to do much for God, but the part that does not respond to God is not willing to do much.
As for the capitalization: The original languages of the Bible (Hebrew, Greek and a tidbit of Aramaic and Chaldean) did not have our present-day system of capital vs. lower-case letters, although Greek did gain them since that time.
The oldest manuscripts have everything in all caps (which did not indicate shouting to them). In fact, Greek, at that time, was often written without spaces between the words.
Consequently, the word "spirit" is capitalized in modern English bibles depending on the translators' choices in the matter. Some translators render all instances with a lower-case "s," and let the reader figure out whether the spirit is human or divine. Other translators try to infer it from the context and apply a capital "S" in those cases where they believe the spirit in question is the Holy Spirit.
In this particular passage, it simply makes no discernable sense if the spirit here is divine.
Posted by: John at October 27, 2006 03:40 PM (GjZK7)
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Right. But what is meant when we talk about the human spirit? What do we mean? What did Christ mean?
In a scriptural context, how is the spirit distinct from the soul?
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Wouldn't you and St. Thomas Aquinas like to know? In Suma Theologica, et.al., there is little practical difference between the human spirit and soul. The spirit is the soul as given, merged with our sapience-- our consciousness, apperception and experience, etc.
I wrote out my own personal theory of God and what it all means, but your system ate it. I took that as a sign! Maybe some other time.
Posted by: Darrell at October 28, 2006 01:19 AM (/ztjB)
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I'm crushed. As soon as I have my life back, I'll try to get that fixed.
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The spirit would be the part that participates in the afterlife.
The term that is translated 'soul' is the Greek word psyche, from which we get words like psychology, etc, although the Greeks had a different word for 'mind'.
Whether the soul and the spirit are the same thing or different things really doesn't matter in the long run. If they are the same, pleasing God requires me to give up drunkeness, surfing porn, etc. If they are different, pleasing God requires me to give up drunkeness, surfing porn, etc. So I don't worrty about it.
Posted by: John at October 28, 2006 12:21 PM (VOKJa)
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I always copy my text, knowing what can happen. Last night that didn't work either. Only two words copied, but the whole text was highlighted properly. Time to call it a night, then.
Don't forget to set your clock back tonight(10-2
....Although you would be early for Mass this time....
Posted by: Darrell at October 28, 2006 08:13 PM (YR+ky)
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Translation: stop procrastinating and DO IT.
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October 26, 2006
So My Private Detectives Are Interviewing Suspects.
But whenever they leave one of these interviews, the protagonist decides the killer couldn't possibly have been him, "because he's so cute." I think her horniness is messing with her objectivity: I'll have to speak to her about this.
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More Fun at Writer's Group.
The usual spirited discussion about whether I should have a character use the word "cunt." I thought it worked, but a lot of people find that word offensive beyond anything else. So, there's that.
And, of course, there was the usual praise for my dialogue, with the standard cautions about how I have too much of it. And the expected admonition that at certain points my characters' voices sound indistinguishible from one another, "as if they'd been written by the same person."
"Yes," I replied. "There's a reason for that."
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So. 177 Pages.
If I could just crank out several pages a day consistently, I'd be fine. But I have no attention span. I flit around from chapter to chapter. I rearrange the order of things.
And I forgot to introduce that important whatchamacallit into the first chapter.
I'm a freaking mess right now.
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If you go with the wall flow chart I suggested in your other post, you can make all the changes you like by moving around your post-it notes....And change them back just as quick! Don't sit down at your computer until you are happy with you wall-of-Joy.
Posted by: Darrell at October 26, 2006 07:01 PM (X52Zv)
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That's YOUR wall-of-Joy....See, I didn't use a flow chart to compose my message! And look what happened!
Posted by: Darrell at October 26, 2006 07:03 PM (X52Zv)
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Ever seen a theater in the middle of a rehearsal? Magic it ain't, it's work and it's messy. Heck I'm 3/5's done and I just passed page 510 and do you hear me whining? No? Try opening a window. Typing is not arduous, creation can be very draining. Don't forget to have fun with it. (Of course forgetting the whatchamacallit, sheesh - rookie mistake)
Posted by: Colin MacDougall at October 26, 2006 07:07 PM (qc8ky)
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It could be worse.
You could have a cat named after you.
Walrilla's cat no less.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/60598816@N00/270841461/
Posted by: k at October 26, 2006 07:08 PM (lCUKc)
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I managed to take a nap today without being sleepy at all. I just willed myself into unconsciousness; it was a sort of mental exhaustion.
It ain't the typing, though I'm starting to think a desktop computer would be cool (the laptop is getting to my back).
But I love to whine. Love it, love it, love it. Ha ha.
D--I am folllowing my outline. Sort of.
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She's beayoooootiful!
But this lounging about on top of a washer?
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I Don't Want To Eat.
I just want to work on the book. I'm supposed to have it finished on Tuesday, but that seems hopeless.
I'd like to at least print out some of the earlier chapters, but they keep changing: as I tweak the solution to the puzzle, I have to insert correlating clues in the first few chapters.
Meanwhile, as usual, I'm neglecting the middle of the book. And that stupid mob connection thingie; WTF was I thinking with that?
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I
don wanna work
i jus wanna bang on the drums all day...
Posted by: k at October 26, 2006 12:50 PM (lCUKc)
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Try setting up poster boards in a room, on a single wall, representing each chapter. Use post-it notes to insert elements into your chapters and move them around.
Human beings (of our age) still rely on the hand-mind, body-mind connection and physically touching things and moving them around beats the best computer system. Besides, you should be able to see your entire book with one glance, up on a single wall--the flow will be instantly apparent. And think how cool that will look, especially to a stranger coming to your home! Imagine the scene in every serial-killer movie where the police walk in for the first time...
Posted by: Darrell at October 26, 2006 06:55 PM (X52Zv)
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The husband uses lots of bulletin boards to keep track of each scene in his books/screenplays: he uses colorful 3 x 5 cards. I've thought about it, but I don't have a wall I'm looking at right now. I'm typing on my laptop on a couch in the dining room.
I heard that Janet Fitch literally took the scenes in her book and hung them on a clothesline, picking out which ones should go where.
Posted by: Attila Girl at October 26, 2006 10:58 PM (LEEsJ)
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Clothesline? Sounds like stereotyping for a female author! I would also avoid washer/dryer fronts, the edge of the kitchen counter, and notes on stockings hanging in the bathroom. It does promote linear thinking, of course...But it does exclude that "whole book at a glance" thing.
If you insist on using your computer, 3M has "Post-It, Software Notes2" --a memoboard for your computer desktop. The Lite version is free.
Posted by: Darrell at October 27, 2006 08:45 AM (El6Fo)
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Down at the Church
I'm looking into becoming a Eucharistic Minister at my church.
1) This ministry is now under the direction of the most conservative (legalistic, I want to say) priest there.
2) There is a dress code, and I shall have to scrounge up non-tight dress slacks, and/or skirts that fall below my knees.
3) It is hyper-Catholic, and involves all kinds of arcane terminology.
4) I'll have to learn to genuflect properly.
In short, I'm scared shitless. I'm very likely doing the right thing.
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... you know, that is really, really cool....
Posted by: Eric at October 26, 2006 12:39 PM (NlzwQ)
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No.
But hey, maybe that's just me.
Posted by: k at October 26, 2006 12:51 PM (lCUKc)
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Look up "Eucharist Minister" in the Bible. If you don't find it, don't go for it, because you probably won't be doing anyone any good.
Posted by: John at October 26, 2006 06:05 PM (f5QJI)
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Go for it!
It isn't "hyper-Catholic," just Catholic--just like you agreed.
Isn't it time to commit fully?
Know how many people in times past would have given anything to get the chance you have been given? For centuries, you would have had to have been ordained to handle the Body and Blood of Christ. A lot of people missed that opportunity! Certain roles carry certain responsibilities, and appropriate dress and demeanor certainly are a part of that equation. Besides, you get to shop for clothes, as your bonus!
Just like in the Bible!
Where it says "Do this in remembrance of Me..."
P.S. I would think that LMA was made to genuflect--Built close to the ground with lightening reflexes. Am I missing something?
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Ah--so I just think of it as a form of T'ai Chi, and I'll be fine
It turns out I do indeed have skirts that fall below my knees.
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October 25, 2006
Great (Primarily) Instrumentals from the 1970s.
Off the top of my head, I'd say "Frankenstein," "Cut the Cake," and "Pick Up the Pieces."
What am I forgetting?
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ELO had "First Movement," "Daybreaker," "Fire on High," and "The Whale."
Genesis delivered "After the Ordeal."
Pink Floyd's "One of These Days," which is not technically an instrumental, but the words are spoken, not sung, and are very brief.
Alan Parsons delievered "The Fall of the House of Usher," "I, Robot" and "In the Lap of the Gods."
Posted by: John at October 25, 2006 05:12 PM (8HGhx)
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History of Rock and Roll (part 2)
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"Hocus Pocus" by Focus...
"Jessica" by the Allman Bros Band
"Popcorn" - Hot Butter
"Also Sprach Zarathustra (2001)" - Deodato
"Apricot Brandy" - Rhinoceros
"Quadrophenia" - The Who
Posted by: Darrell at October 25, 2006 07:43 PM (cLA8C)
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"On the Run" and "Great Gig in the Sky" both from Pink Floyd's
Dark Side of the Moon
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"Overture" and "Underture" from Tommy by The Who
"Grazing in the Grass", the version with all the cowbell.
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October 24, 2006
Have You Ever Said To Yourself,
"you know, I'm not going to be an asshole any longer," and then discovered that turning over a new leaf has merely transformed you into an entirely different sort of asshole?
I wonder if this is part of my Protestant heritage—a hangover from the traditional delusion that humans are somehow perfectable.
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To your own self be true.
Trying not to be an asshole is to betray yourself. No matter what your position, no matter what your opinion, someone will consider you an asshole for it.
Be true to yourself, don't care, be the asshole you were ment to be. It works for me.
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I wonder if this is part of my Protestant heritage—a hangover from the traditional delusion that humans are somehow perfectable.
Hmmmm...I would have thought that the traditional Protestant view would be that
some people are
predestined for perfection, and that some are predestined to be
assholes.
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I know I'm a much better asshole today than I used to be.
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>the traditional delusion that humans are somehow perfectable.
Hell- they're not even manageable.
Posted by: Barry at October 29, 2006 01:43 PM (kKjaJ)
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