December 10, 2007
Michael Vick Skates.
Twenty-three months, with the possibility of three months off? You've got to be kidding me.
This wasn't, like, the man had an animal he didn't know how to train, and he lost his temper with it. This was systematic—more than premeditated.
I'd suggest turning him over to Mandy, but Mandy would just jump up on him, lick him, and try to get him to throw a tennis ball for her to fetch. She's exactly the type who would have been executed by this piece of shit.
Not so if he were turned over to Mandy's Aunt Joy, the "Dirty Harry" of Pit Bull Advocates. That would be some rough justice—though not anything like what he put those dogs through.
Now go buy a "Happy Endings" calendar from the folks at Pit Bull Rescue Central. Or maybe one of the fun calendars and T-shirts from the BAD-RAP people (Bay Area Doglovers Responsible About Pitbulls). After all, they have one that features pitties and children—and another one geared toward nudists! What more could one ask?
(Photo by Julia Fishkin; borrowed from Pet Monologues.)
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Are male nudists and Pitbulls a good idea?
Posted by: Darrell at December 10, 2007 08:47 PM (UISp5)
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It would depend on the dimension of the . . . . um, and then there's the issue of whether the pit bull is a puppy, or an adult. I would imagine that the average male who wasn't . . . um, staring at a girl-nudist . .. would get along fine with adults.
After all, Mandy's only a medium-size dog, and the tennis balls I throw for her are way oversize. The man who is realistic about . . . I'm just getting myself in more trouble, aren't I?
Having said that, I wonder why she doesn't go for my boobs. She is fascinated with my hair, though, when it isn't in a ponytail--she thinks that's the best dog toy of all, and we have to remind her that jumping up on people's shoulders is
not considered polite for a dog of her size, no matter what I'm carrying or how much she wants to run her teeth through my hair.
She's so athletic: pure muscle, that one. She can clear the fence with very little of a running start. Stupid dog.
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 11, 2007 12:49 AM (aywD+)
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Respecting nudist protestations that nudism isn't sexual, would 'dangling' be any better?
Engineers play it safe.
Posted by: Darrell at December 11, 2007 09:55 PM (Z5LW3)
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We'll have to look at the calendar!
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 11, 2007 10:10 PM (aywD+)
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Ha! Little Miss Attila. A provocative post you have here!! PM agrees, 23 months may seem light, but consider he could have gotten off much easier if he hadn't screwed up his plea bargain and said something a little smarter. Wonder how is new roommates will accept him is a lingering question. Woof!
Posted by: PetMono at December 12, 2007 05:40 AM (4J4xE)
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