April 06, 2005

My Husband Maintains

. . . that hearing my copious complaints about Microsoft Products was not one of his marriage vows.

I beg to differ. I'm sure I remembered a line about sickness and health, richer or poorer, files that work versus stupid products designed by the minions of that idiot, Bill Gates.

I guess we could ask the priest who married us. Or check the tape. But there's no point, because I'm right. I've got to hold the line, here.

Every day, get up and thank God you don't live with someone like me.

Posted by: Attila at 01:13 PM | Comments (14) | Add Comment
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1 Hmm, to make a smart azz response or not, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to keep ones yap shut or suffer the outrageous slings and arrows of LMA's pointed tongue.

Posted by: William Teach at April 06, 2005 02:07 PM (cuTsc)

2 WHO DARES TO COMMENT ON MY BLOG? [Oh. Wait. I want people to do that. Carry on.]

Posted by: Attila Girl at April 06, 2005 03:07 PM (R4CXG)

3 At the time we took our wedding vows, my wee wifey had a job sitting at one of 32 terminals served by a mainframe with about as much processor power as the original TRS-80. Microsoft was covered only in the generalities of "for better or worse" in that the hardware for which Bill Gates wrote the company's first software was still in the earliest design stage.

Posted by: triticale at April 06, 2005 04:42 PM (0JyyJ)

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Posted by: Attila Girl at April 06, 2005 05:55 PM (R4CXG)

5 Art made tongue-tied by authority.

Posted by: William Teach at April 06, 2005 07:37 PM (HxpPK)

6 My wife and I were introduced via IRC, so the Microsoft bashing was an implied part of our wedding vows.

Posted by: Greg at April 07, 2005 05:38 AM (d8pUH)

7 I keep my wife in Macintoshes...I also fill her gas tank and drive in Ice storms...it seems to be under the subclause in the contract that covers "this is what he does so I will feed him." Grin JD

Posted by: jd bell at April 07, 2005 04:34 PM (PiRll)

8 Hm. My husband keeps me in Macintoshes, and when we go somewhere together he handles the driving. But I fill my own gas tank, and Attila the Hub is done for good with driving in snow/ice; apparently he had his fill of that in Chicago.

Posted by: Attila Girl at April 07, 2005 06:03 PM (R4CXG)

9 My husband is the one who rails against Bill Gates continuously. I guess there has to be one in every family.

Posted by: gail at April 07, 2005 08:06 PM (47cun)

10 Poor, poor man. MyLovelyWife has a spouse like that, too, the poor lady. Such words, she hears!

Posted by: Ranten.N.Raven at April 08, 2005 07:10 PM (fghYh)

11 You have Macs but you still use Microsoft products. Why?

Posted by: Alan Kellogg at April 08, 2005 11:20 PM (QNwEF)

12 Peer-group pressure.

Posted by: Attila Girl at April 09, 2005 02:23 AM (R4CXG)

13 People who use Microsoft products are not peers.

Posted by: Alan Kellogg at April 11, 2005 01:50 AM (lGW+6)

14 For years I didn't, but there's something for being able to share one's word-processing files with someone else.

Posted by: Attila Girl at April 11, 2005 12:18 PM (CIAFV)

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