January 11, 2006

Is It Possible

. . . that Boner of Zion is a self-hating Jew? Just askin'.

The extra IQ points and inch of penis . . . are nice, but overall—meh.

No freakin' ethnic pride.


Circa 1955, one of my mother's college-era boyfriends pointed out that she was "too smart not to be Jewish." She was flattered at the time, but the first time I heard about this I was OUTRAGED!*

Now I think it's freakin' hilarious.

* Has Goldstein copyrighted this? I should check.

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January 03, 2006

White-on-Black, Black-on-Black

It doesn't seem to matter: persecution of black Republicans continues. I had heard that my friend Ted Hayes was getting kicked off the land he's been using as a village for the homeless downtown, but I hadn't realized that it was because of his association with the Party of Lincoln until I went to Goldstein's site today.

Bigotry against Republicans is a tragedy in the world today. And I'm dead serious: I had to take the Bush bumper sticker off my car. Not because of the honking and getting flipped off in traffic; I can certainly handle that. The problem was, it was costing me jobs in "tolerant" Los Angeles.

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