"It turns out that Ritalin is the missing link: the Prozac made me sleepy in the afternoons. But if I have a little Ritalin in the morning, and then a bit more with lunch, I can get some work done."

"So you're getting into the Judy Garland lifestyle."

"Hey! It's not like I'm waking up and doing a line every day . . . . no offense."

"Now that was low."

I love L.A.

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You know the ones I'm talking about: they aren't posts, but rather very large pieces of something-or-other that will definitely leave these young men with loops in their earlobes.

I know they all think they'll be fine with loops in their ears, and I understand that the Beagle look is popular in African tribal society.

And yet I still suspect the whole thing is a plot by some plastic surgeons' guild.

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Glenn suggests mandatory shop and mandatory home ec. For both sexes.

Yes. Faster, please.

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