1 Allessandro Moreschi's shade will not be happy with your suggestion.

2 The multicultis have wanted to castrate all straight while males for just about the duration of the movement.

3 The muzlims of the Ottoman empire were big on eunuchs for tending their harems, so once they take over (which the Left is helping to set in place) we are likely to see this practice begun again. Muzlims are not big on music, however, so I don't think this is going to do much for opera.

4 Just came back from the future, and I'm happy to report that the UN One-World Emergency Gov't separated sex from procreation in the year 2056 to stem Global Warming. Your friendly World Health Service will perform a vasectomy on every male at age 7, and you will have to receive a permit for procreation via sperm collection by filing the appropriate forms at your regional office. Proof of lifetime carbon offsets required, of course. Female circumcision doesn't require the removal of the clitoris and sexual sensation and pleasure. It just achieves it most every time, absent complications. Funny thing, that, given the use of the finest shards of broken glass and tin can lids finely crafted for the task, and the precise skills of the untrained practitioners wielding same. Without anesthetics.

5 Time travelers from the distant future visiting here to prevent the hell dimension you grew up in-- welcome! Remember Wednesday's "historic" global warming Senate vote and Brian Williams choosing "Mother Earth" as person of the year. You know what you have to do! Good Luck!

6 If any of your operatives are caught or killed, the secretary is fucked . . .