1 I've been waiting all my life to say to Penn's face, 'Yew DICK!"

2 He's a good actor. But he's a terrible director, and not much of a thinker. When he was just starting out my friend was a PA on the set of one of his movies. Her job was to keep people away from him so he wouldn't hit them. We pay actors to feel, not to reason things out. And, for the most part, that's what they're good at.