Basically, if Iowahawk didn't exist, we'd have to make him up.

But he does exist; thank God.

You know how I'm voting, right?—
"Burge-Goldstein, 2008: Hard Men for Hard Times."

Jeff and Dave? Sticking it to the Middle East and Central Asia! (That is to say, the parts that need to be stuck!)

I'll be in my bunk until Christmas, at least . . . send lots of pizzas and . . . . um, D batteries, just in case. Maybe an absentee ballot, to be safe.

Via the entire blogosphere, essentially.

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1 Is there a way to send a confidential email to Little Miss Attila?

Posted by: Contact for Little Miss Attila? at July 12, 2008 12:54 PM (gJRLu)

2 Yes. Hit that "Paypal" button to your left. There is a spot for a personal messages on the accompanying form. $1/letter, including spaces, is the usual tribute. Double that if the tone is negative: Triple if lurid.

Posted by: Darrell at July 12, 2008 01:07 PM (wdzur)

3 write to: miss . attila @ gmail . com Without the spaces, of course! Or try: Joy McCann Copy Write Editorial 2222 Foothill Blvd., E-313 La Canada, CA 91011

Posted by: Attila Girl at July 12, 2008 03:45 PM (1q/ac)

4 La Canada, CA 91011 You dirty Canuck.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 12, 2008 04:02 PM (1hM1d)

5 If A the Hub is in the bunk with you, you won't need the D cells.

Posted by: John at July 13, 2008 08:28 AM (WjhiJ)

6

Posted by: Attila Girl at July 13, 2008 02:45 PM (1q/ac)

7 Actually, I'm all about the Hitachi Magic Wand.

Posted by: Attila Girl at July 15, 2008 02:37 AM (1q/ac)

8 Okay... I've seen the pics of that awful torture device you call the 'magic wand'... I'm sorry, really sorry... /backs away slowly, not taking eyes off irate Hun with 2-inch-head-sized wand Now, now, let's not get hasty, we can still talk this over, why don't you put that thing away... No, no, look, I take it all back-AAAARRRGGGHHHH NOT THE TRIPOD IVE ONLY GOT ONE ORIFICE THERE-- *** Hmph. And no one thought anything of my brilliant pun?

Posted by: Gregory at July 16, 2008 12:10 AM (cjwF0)

9 货架、货架

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