"So. Why do you have so many pairs of nail clippers?"

"Because my wife keeps borrowing them and losing them. I have to have extras, or I wouldn't have any at all."

"Perhaps your wife is simply doing her bit for the ecosystem: it's bad for nail clippers when there are too many of them in the bathroom drawers. Someone has to cull the herd."

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