July 11, 2006

So I'm on the Cell Phone with Hog Beatty

. . . who's walking around the Promenade in Santa Monica.

Suddenly: "Lord have mercy," he exclaims. "I've got to go."

He calls me ten minutes later. "That must have been fast work," I tell him. "Did you get a phone number?"

"There were three of them. They were just like walking truffles. But I had to go because a colleague of mine called at that moment. He's married, and when I described what I was looking at he accused me of trying to get him in trouble."

"That would imply you were willing to share," I remark.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 07:05 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 I was on the promenade at Santa Monica once, and tried unsuccessfully to do the two things in life you can't do simultaneously: roller skate and eat a hot dog. A mess was made. Luckily, everyone was watching the passing truffles and no one noticed my wheeled faux pas.

Posted by: clyde at July 12, 2006 02:31 AM (6m+7s)

2 Hmmm, I thought it was pigs who searched for truffles. Not that I have much to do with pigs, even the human variety.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at July 12, 2006 03:37 PM (ZaM5Y)

3 Some guys just can't handle summer sportswear; it's a very human failing. As long as they know women are really people underneath the sex appeal, I usually laugh and move on.

Posted by: Attila Girl at July 12, 2006 03:54 PM (a7n4N)

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