I would rest on them.

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Hm. I'm starting to think I need to get some more RAM into this machine, ASAP. I wrote a brilliant post—okay: it was stuffy, quasi-literary, and rather dull—over at The American Mind, and Sean's MT wouldn't take it.

I mean, my overwrought prose is safe in a Word file, but I need to fix this problem. The difficulty is definitely here, rather than at Sean's website, because I'm experiencing similar incidents with other interactive sites, and my relationship with my e-mail program has turned downright quarrelsome. (It has always reserved the right to decide that my password is somehow wrong, but it's doing this more and more often. In fact, I think it's determined to make me its punk.)

The computer is just . . . well, it's pale, and ill, a shadow of its former self. I know you guys try to discourage me from putting medications into it through the CD-Rom drive, but I thought a few iron pills might pep it up a bit. Or I could just stick some raisins in there . . .

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Clients to feed. Sorry.

You can always check out my blogroll, and let me know which addresses therein are obsolete. (I haven't pruned it in a while.)

Or, you know. Read an ook-bay.

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Blogads is once more sponsoring several surveys of niches within the blogosphere, and would like your responses to a few questions if you regard yourself as a reader of "political blogs."

I guess my being chosen to send readers over indicates that I'm considered a political weblog, rather than "politics + Joy's angst + household hints." That's all to the good.

Should you decide to take the survey have at it, and make sure to use "Little Miss Attila" as your answer to question #23.

Remember: more responses means sharper marketing of blogads. This translates into Actual Revenue for your favorite sites, and more Bitchin' Free Content you can read on company time. Everyone goes away happy.

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1 Where are those household hints? I've got a stain and no club soda. I'm screwed!

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at March 01, 2006 11:34 PM (JAozc)

2 Try using a cigarette to burn away the stain. It always works for me. Bonus tip: Dye your underwear to match the color of what is above... Survey filled! Anything else?

Posted by: Darrell at March 02, 2006 10:07 AM (ZcVKO)

3 Not now, though you may be getting an e-mail from me later with sooper secrud orders I received this morning from Karl Rove.

Posted by: Attila Girl at March 02, 2006 10:48 AM (s96U4)

4 I'll be on warm-standby until further notice, Fearless Leader! Awaiting orders. Your system keeps giving a "Invalid [] range "d-c" in regex; marked by" message. I've misplaced my secret decoder ring. Can you translate?

Posted by: Darrell at March 02, 2006 04:43 PM (Z5mma)

5 Translation: I need to get help from one of the tech-savvy Munuvians. (Though they've been working on the "overexuberent blacklist" issue, and will soon be issuing guidelines for the low-tech people [like me] so we can de-spam quickly without screwing up the blacklist.)

Posted by: Attila Girl at March 02, 2006 07:20 PM (s96U4)

6 I knew they were "sweet nothings," I just did! And why does Karl Rove want me to clean your greasetrap? Not that I ever question his orders...

Posted by: Darrell at March 02, 2006 08:59 PM (PcgN9)

7 Karl would also like you to help me clean the stove. He's quite the neatnik, Mr. R.

Posted by: Attila Girl at March 02, 2006 09:06 PM (s96U4)

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