May 13, 2008

Light Blogging for the Next Several Days.

We're packing things up for the move, which is a week from Monday. Meanwhile, the final walk-through on this place will occur on Sunday, so there are contradictory impulses going, here: the desire to get everything boxed up, vs. the need to keep things clean and tidy, because the female buyer is bringing her mother along, and the Buyer Mother will be seeing the house for the first time.

So it's crunch time. The practical-minded will tell me that it's okay if the house looks messy for the buyer's final walk-through. And they will be right.

I broke down yesterday in fear, and called the Clutter Lady. If she could stop by this week and bark out a few orders, that would be great.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 07:03 AM | No Comments | Add Comment
Post contains 138 words, total size 1 kb.

Light Blogging for the Next Several Days.

We're packing things up for the move, which is a week from Monday. Meanwhile, the final walk-through on this place will occur on Sunday, so there are contradictory impulses going, here: the desire to get everything boxed up, vs. the need to keep things clean and tidy, because the female buyer is bringing her mother along, and the Buyer Mother will be seeing the house for the first time.

So it's crunch time. The practical-minded will tell me that it's okay if the house looks messy for the buyer's final walk-through. And they will be right.

I broke down yesterday in fear, and called the Clutter Lady. If she could stop by this week and bark out a few orders, that would be great.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 06:29 AM | No Comments | Add Comment
Post contains 138 words, total size 1 kb.

May 09, 2008

Please Buy Ads.

And send me money. It makes me even more brilliant.


(I was just looking at my stats, and noticed that they spiked last Friday, in a non-Insty kind of way. So I was happy at first, until I realized it was just because I had used the word "cunt." That's a silly, arbitrary reason to see an uptick in one's traffic.

It's as if people are just looking for the word cunt on the web, and if one were desperate enough for traffic, one could just drop it in and watch the hits roll in. Spam spam spam spam cunt cunt cunt cunt.

Please buy ads and save me from becoming the internet equivalent of a verbal coke-whore.

Or, to put it another way [channeling Blazing Saddles]: "one false move, and the cunt gets it."

Please, please, do what she says. [Eyes wide, chest heaving.] I think she means it!)

Posted by: Attila Girl at 10:47 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
Post contains 150 words, total size 1 kb.

May 06, 2008

Today: 400,000 Hits Total.

Of course, this is significantly less than many others who've been at it for the same amount of time as I have. (Over five years—though who's counting?)

And yet, it's a lovely thing; now if only I could get this site to pay for itself! Soon, soon.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 03:39 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
Post contains 55 words, total size 1 kb.

<< Page 1 of 1 >>
91kb generated in CPU 0.0268, elapsed 0.1377 seconds.
207 queries taking 0.1225 seconds, 438 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.