February 28, 2007
Oh, Dear.
There's been some horrible misunderstanding: some of us are here to goof off, and some of us are here to actually
work.
You didn't think I was in the latter category, did you?
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See how fast porn downloads with a T1 line. To satisfy your scientific curiosity, of course. You could use it to upload your novel-in-progress, too. Isn't that why they gave you a T1 line?
Posted by: Darrell at March 01, 2007 10:26 AM (gYyMl)
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Psh. A T1 is so 1999! Couldn't they get you cable?
Posted by: Desert Cat at March 01, 2007 02:06 PM (B2X7i)
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But when you consider that our fearless leader is only filing 400 characters or so per day, including spaces, the only bandwidth she exceeds is a carrier pigeon's. ;-)
Posted by: Darrell at March 01, 2007 09:35 PM (3GqRD)
Posted by: Attila Girl at March 03, 2007 09:42 AM (Zi15r)
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Hello From the Hotel Six
. . . of Embassy Row.
I'm stoked to be here; thanks for sending me.
I understand that I'm supposed to be providing Early! Breaking! News! from D.C;, but I'm tired from travelling all day.
What if I simply promise to be extra snarky for the next three days?
After all, weblogs are all about transgression!
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LMA,
You could pad by pointing your readers at
Ann Coulter's Feb 28 column about the
inconvenient truth. They might be
able to find it at www.anncoulter.com .
-Bob
Posted by: Bob at February 28, 2007 08:57 PM (2tBSJ)
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Hey! We sent you because you never sleep!
Get a good night's rest then. . . But now you have to tell us if you had some interesting dreams.
P.S. Hope you brought your black light (UV) led flashlight. Those DC hotels are notorious, you know. You don't want to be resting your head on someone's else's ...er...dreams. Sweet dreams, AG!
Posted by: Darrell at February 28, 2007 09:10 PM (EWcWN)
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Sorry--regular flashlight. Next time, I'll spray the whole room with liminal.
Posted by: Attila Girl at February 28, 2007 10:59 PM (Zi15r)
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In DC, you can pick up Luminol in the lobby. Although since they don't bother to clean with bleach, those red blood stains are hard to miss. I'd buy those coveralls that John Kerry was wearing when he visited NASA. You know the ones that he insisted they photograph him in until people said that he looked like a bigger dork than Dukakis in that tank helmet. Then he cried "foul" and blamed Bush. Looking like a Teletubbie may make you sleep like one.
Posted by: Darrell at March 01, 2007 10:08 AM (gYyMl)
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February 20, 2007
It's a Lock.
I'll be covering CPAC this year after all.
Thanks for the money, and please keep sending it.
Thanks also to the folks at CRC Public Relations, who will be feeding the bloggers lunch. That will be nice: last year I ate about one real meal a day, and lived on protein bars the rest of the time. It would have been okay, but D.C. doesn't seem to have a lot of fruit stands—so it was rather an odd diet.
Fortunately, I ate very well when I landed at my friends' place in Baltimore, and they saved my pudgy middle-aged midsection.
That is the nicest part of the trip, I must admit: seeing my friends, and their well-behaved kids—one boy, one girl. (Both fun to talk to, and neither one predisposed to yell. They are curmudgeon-proof children, and they let me borrow their books: I adore re-reading kids' books when I'm recovering from a stressful event like CPAC.)
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how does one send you money and is it tax deductable?
Posted by: azmat hussain at March 06, 2007 08:31 PM (mdszq)
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February 10, 2007
I'm Still Here.
But I have a slight case of client-itis: the office gig and the magazine are each taking up a fair amount of my time.
The volunteer commitments are also, um, blossoming. I keep meaning to cut down, but then something looks like it's about to fall, and I can't help but reach out to save it—bless my co-dependent little heart.
Furthermore, I have to work ahead, in case I am able to make it to CPAC at the end of the month: next week I'm working plenty on the paying gigs (again: this is a good thing), as well as getting the monthly newsletter for Ye Olde Nonprofit taken care of.
In summary, thanks for all the money; keep it coming. And blogging will be light for the next two weeks.
But it's looking good for the trip: I made a tentative hotel reservation. I'll be waiting until the last minute to buy my plane ticket, naturally. (Flying redeye: that's one advantage to being a night owl.)
You guys are the bestest readers ever.
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"And blogging will be light for the next two weeks."
Why is it always the little guy that suffers?
Posted by: Darrell at February 11, 2007 08:34 PM (UwdCz)
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Oh, I dunno . . . 'cause it's a cold, cruel world, maybe?
Posted by: Attila Girl at February 11, 2007 08:40 PM (0CbUL)
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Oh, right!
My blue fingers should have reminded me!
Posted by: Darrell at February 11, 2007 10:11 PM (3KyQl)
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