1 Dennis Prager "Let's begin with the most basic question: Are Jews a religion, an ethnicity, a people, a nation, a culture? The most accurate answer is all of the above. And that confuses both Jews and non-Jews because there is no other major modern group that falls into all these categories. [...] That is also why there can be self-hating Jews -- people born Jewish who devote their lives to harming the Jewish people -- because no one born a Jew can be read out of the Jewish people. It's probably a good thing. But not always."

2 (Had some trouble posting here, so I hope this works this time, and just in case the other one posted somehow, I'll make this one shorter.) Answer is—makin' a funny. You know how we are.