August 18, 2005

Important Questions

Just to get serious for a moment:

1) Angelina Jolie, or Jennifer Aniston?

2) Ginger, or Mary Ann?

3) Did your answers to questions 1 and 2 line up on the "wholesomeness" scale, or on the "dark hair vs. fair hair" scale?

Discuss. All are invited to comment, though comments by straight men and gay women will be weighed more heavily in this very scientific survey.

Posted by: Attila at 03:21 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 1. Aniston 2. Ginger The was skewed for me, because I have an irrational hatred of Angelina Jolie, but I suppose I went with "fair haired."

Posted by: aldahlia at August 18, 2005 03:42 PM (uetBD)

2 Jolie I'd be content to just stay here thank you very much but since you asked two questions Mary Ann. And I don't know the why to either answer but I am absolutely certain that I am right.

Posted by: tommy at August 18, 2005 05:24 PM (TWHR8)

3 Mary Ann. Anniston. Wholesome trumps. BUT you've gotta admit that Mary Ann's outfits were much hotter than Ginger's, so I am not sure where that leaves the wholesome quotient. But I like Brunettes ....

Posted by: DeeDAGo at August 18, 2005 09:01 PM (/3kwi)

4 Are we talking marriage? Or "other"? Which ones would tell us the winners to their "Name My Business" contest? Although I realize that since I asked twice, I'm sure to be automatically disqualified! Better than losing, I say! You probably wouldn't have allowed substitutions on the prize anyway... The question? Brunettes, definitely!

Posted by: Darrell at August 18, 2005 09:55 PM (uUr/Y)

5 Jolie, Mary Ann. Must be the brunette thing (like I didn't know that...heh! I've had a thing for brunettes since oh, about kindergarten or so.) But to echo DeeDAGo, I have to take some exception to the "wholesome/hot" dichotomy, because Mary Ann was most certainly both. I always thought that maybe under all the glitz and glitter, Ginger was actually frigid. Overcompensation, y'know.

Posted by: Desert Cat at August 18, 2005 11:06 PM (xdX36)

6 Maryann wore pigtails. And her outfits didn't really show off her bust that well, IIRC. I'd say her legs were on display a bit more. Though of course it's been a long time.

Posted by: Attila Girl at August 19, 2005 12:03 AM (Ud5Hh)

7 Jolie, Mary Ann. Has more to do with the underlying personalities, I guess. Aniston and Ginger were whiners - I see Angie and Mary Ann doing what it takes to get by. Call it the "resourcefulness" factor. Besides, both Ginger and Jennifer fake the hair color. SGT Dave

Posted by: SGT Dave at August 19, 2005 06:56 AM (AkKlL)

8 It's not about what is exposed so much as what is revealed. It's something more fundamental than square inches of exposed flesh that makes Mary Ann hot. New Daisy Duke vs old Daisy Duke? Catherine Bach, hands down! Must be the brunette thing again...

Posted by: Desert Cat at August 19, 2005 12:38 PM (1NG8F)

9 Jessica Alba. And Mary Ann. And old Daisy Duke, definitely.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 19, 2005 01:08 PM (ymzzr)

10 Anniston Mary Ann Jolie just doesn't do anything for me despite my preference for brunettes. Ginger looked like she was trying to be sexy, Mary Ann was sexy. Oh, and the original Daisy Duke.

Posted by: Masked Menace© at August 22, 2005 05:14 PM (cgWes)

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