1) Someone should pick up my left-hand premium slot ("Little Miss Attila Gold"). This particular position has been very successful in the past for clients such as Americans for Rice and Conservative Thinking.

2) I'm making arrangements for my trip to DC, so please "renew" your "subscription" by hitting my tip jar (the Paypal button at left). Your cash donations will help to pay for:

• a red-eye flight to the East Coast;

• peanut butter, jelly and bread, hidden away in my hotel room to keep me from wasting away in the nation's foremost Fat Metropolis;

• one overpriced gin and tonic at the hotel (I'm trying to make my budget realistic).

If you're conservative, I'm going to D.C. to help the cause. If you're a liberal, I'm going to "fight from the inside." Either way, the world will be a better place with me covering CPAC. Gas prices will be lower, birds will sing, and your spouse will be available for nearly nonstop sex.

Thanks.

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1 Well, that last one certainly got my attention!

Posted by: Desert Cat at January 13, 2006 03:49 PM (B2X7i)

2 Do you provide a spouse too?

Posted by: Kathy K at January 13, 2006 05:09 PM (ntspN)

3 Just realized that might be taken wrong - I mean a spouse of my own - not a loaner.

Posted by: Kathy K at January 13, 2006 05:11 PM (ntspN)

4 There's an additional charge for that

Posted by: Attila Girl at January 13, 2006 08:35 PM (/y+/O)

5 Available to whom? I don't like the sound of this! I'll subscribe...but only if it is used for the final drink that gets you dancing on table tops...

Posted by: Darrell at January 13, 2006 09:54 PM (lv/gh)

6 Available to whom? Sheesh. Guys are so insecure. Fascinating, what a Y chromosome will do to a person. Do you need a digital pic of that table-top dance?

Posted by: Attila Girl at January 13, 2006 10:31 PM (/y+/O)

7 Yes, please! On second thought, I better stick to my imagination...I'm past my "best if used by" date...Enjoy your trip!

Posted by: Darrell at January 13, 2006 10:37 PM (lv/gh)

8 Note to the estrogen-impaired: Kathy's second comment crossed my first one "in the mail." I was joking about my services as a matchmaker, not a pimp. Although I wonder if pimping might be a bit more lucrative.

Posted by: Attila Girl at January 13, 2006 10:41 PM (/y+/O)

9 Available to whom? As long as I get to watch.

Posted by: Desert Cat at January 13, 2006 11:37 PM (xdX36)

10 Confess, Desert Cat, you somehow managed to be thinking about Angelina Jolie when you wrote that. I sacrificed that digital picture for the sake of your political career, I'll have you know, LMA! Those things only help when you are trying to get elected in Italy. Too much of the campaign budget is already allocated to keeping all your past "excesses" away from the press. The budget being what it is, we will have them riding city buses all day long.

Posted by: Darrell at January 14, 2006 12:20 PM (cUMtc)

11 It's okay about DC's wife--I already sent Daisy Cat a note, informing her of the new rules . . .

Posted by: Attila Girl at January 14, 2006 05:50 PM (/y+/O)

12 Ha! You didn't either, else I'd have certainly heard about it.

Posted by: Desert Cat at January 16, 2006 11:07 PM (xdX36)

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