December 31, 2007

News Flash!

Men aren't overly attracted to hostile women.

Overheard at the YAF convention in Santa Barbara:

"I can't believe you and Mrs. Goldstein were talking about 'the 49% majority.'"

"Aw, come on: we're women's studies chicks. What do you expect?"

"I still didn't expect that kind of bullshit to come out of your mouths."

"Let it go. It's just girl talk: like normal ladies talking about shopping for shoes or whatever."

h/t: Insty.

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December 19, 2007

Overheard, 12

"Look, Buddy: No one ever died from lack of sleep. Or from horniness, either."

"Not yet! But didn't you just tell me the past isn't a predictor of the future? How do you know it won't ever happen? And how do you know that when it does, it won't happen to me?"

Which is, I guess, a valid point.

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December 06, 2007

Okay. This Is Strange.

I think this happened last year, and you guys were able to help me figure it out: outside, it's like the sprinklers are on, but they aren't. And it's like they're on full force or something.

And there's this rhythmic sound against the roof and the porch. Kind of strange. Makes me want to pee a little.

It just seems . . . I dunno. Like I'm at a car wash or something. I don't get it.

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