November 19, 2007

So, What Is To Be Done?

About the perils of PowerPoint?


(Via Martin G.)

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November 15, 2007

Who Knew that Olympia

. . . was such a hotbed of activism? I'm gonna grab my tie-dye and go!

Hat-tip to Ace's crew.

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November 14, 2007

Camille Paglia Is a Stud/God.

(Hey! What did I say? Stop looking at me like that!)


Her latest bitchfest in Salon is incredible. On Hillary Clinton:

Hillary seems to have acolytes rather than friends -- hardly a reassuring trait for a potential president whose paranoia has already been called Nixonian. Isolated monarchs never hear the bad news until the people riot and the lynch mob is at the door.

And on the paucity of good female candidates for President:

I have repeatedly said that Sen. Dianne Feinstein of California should have been the first woman president. With all due respect to Salon's perspicacious Glenn Greenwald, whose hard-hitting columns on Feinstein as a Beltway politician have been must-reads, Feinstein's statewide and national popularity are mainly due to her unflappable performances on television as a shrewd, steady, articulate public servant, deeply informed about military matters. She handles and deflects media queries with silky ease. Exuding both authority and compassion, she has true gravitas -- a rare quality in women. Dianne Feinstein, not Hillary Clinton, has already created the paradigm for a female commander in chief.

Well, except for that whole "I want to ban guns that look scary" campaign. And the "here, Mr. Serial Killer! We know what your tennis shoes look like, so you might want to dump them in the Bay!" escapade. And, of course, that awkward moment during the Milk murder. Other than those itty bitty problems, Feinstein is just terrific. I would definitely nominate her for Gun-Grabber in Chief, or Investigation Botcher in Chief, if we had such titles.

As far as I'm concerned, the archtypal female CiC remains Condi Rice. Hillary might have been fine in terms of her presentation skills (which, of course, is a big stumbling block for Paglia), but my problem is that ever since she got her face botoxed Hillary can't really show emotion (except by popping her eyes out), and I want someone in the Oval Office who's going to scare the shit out of our enemies. (Yup. We have 'em. Sorry to break it to you.) I don't care so much whether it's a man, or a woman, or . . . what was that other sex? I'm getting very absent-minded in my old age.

We've had some bitchin' female heads of state throughout history. It's simply an accident that we haven't had one in this particular country quite yet. But there's no rush, for it will certainly happen at some point.

And here's Camille on the environment:

This facile attribution of climate change to human agency is an act of hubris. Good stewardship of the environment is an ethical imperative for every nation. But breast-beating hysteria merely betrays impious tunnel vision. Thousands of factors, minute and grand, are at work in cyclic climate change, whose long-term outcomes we cannot possibly predict. Nature should inspire us with awe, not pity.

I probably don't read Paglia enough, because 1) her blindness about the War on Terror is irritating, given that this is the primary challenge we face today, and 2) I have an old-fashioned feminist streak in me that once in a while gets hit crosswise with her swashbuckling PI rhetoric.

But the important thing about Paglia is this: she writes what she thinks, notwithstanding how her homies are going to feel about it. Truth trumps diplomacy, every time.

It's an enchanting quality, and a rare one. It's the same reason I adore Christopher Hitchens, with whom I agree on very little.

Read Paglia's whole essay, though: as a special bonus, she wrote silly apologetics about the morally/intellectually bankrupt Norman Mailer, and they made me giggle.

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June 12, 2007

"And When I Get Out, There's No Doubt"

. . . "I'll be sex-offensive to you."


Is there anything better than early Blondie? I mean, other than premium gin?

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June 07, 2007

Anyone Want To Place This Quote?

Any way, we cut a hit and we toured a bit

With a song he said he couldn't use.

And now he calls, and begs and crawls

—It's telephone deja vu!

We've got percentage points, some lousy joints

And all the glitter we can use, Mama,

So—huh—don't call us now. We'll call you.

Translation: I just got a major client. It dropped out of the sky, more or less.

So. You know.

But can someone just a few years older tell me whether that Beatles riff is, indeed, from "Day Tripper"? I totally missed that in the 70s, due to certain deficiencies in my education that I really don't want to discuss right now.

Please continue to send me money and gin. Because I like gin. And money.

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June 02, 2007

More on Traditional Male Skills.

From Glenn, who mentions once again the Popular Mechanics work on recapturing handiness for males (and interested females), and points out that even Rush Limbaugh is aware of the trend toward males being Distinctly Unhandy.

I've been wanting to get The Dangerous Book for Boys for one of my nephews. But the very title could get me kicked out of my family: my sister-in-law is a safety nut—to a pathological degree. I'm not sure either of my nephews has ever skinned a knee.

The loophole: I could get it for my brother, their father. You know—as an Item of Cultural Interest.

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May 31, 2007

Overheard, 7

"It turns out that Ritalin is the missing link: the Prozac made me sleepy in the afternoons. But if I have a little Ritalin in the morning, and then a bit more with lunch, I can get some work done."

"So you're getting into the Judy Garland lifestyle."

"Hey! It's not like I'm waking up and doing a line every day . . . . no offense."

"Now that was low."

I love L.A.

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So. Those Big, Black Earrings Twenty-Something Guys Are Wearing.

You know the ones I'm talking about: they aren't posts, but rather very large pieces of something-or-other that will definitely leave these young men with loops in their earlobes.

I know they all think they'll be fine with loops in their ears, and I understand that the Beagle look is popular in African tribal society.

And yet I still suspect the whole thing is a plot by some plastic surgeons' guild.

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May 30, 2007

The Lost Skill Sets of the Anasazi

Glenn suggests mandatory shop and mandatory home ec. For both sexes.

Yes. Faster, please.

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March 21, 2007

Oooh, oooh!

I want a print of this poster.

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March 04, 2007

I'm Not Sure

. . . that I needed to know about this.

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February 28, 2007

Can You Say

"Witch Hunt"? I knew you could.

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February 25, 2007

It Wasn't All Legs and Free Drinks.

They were also nice to you. Pictures from the Golden Age of Air Travel—when, as Glenn put it, "flying didn't suck."

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February 24, 2007

Gagdad Bob

On the history of mankind: Part I, and Part II.

The thrust of the second installment is how marriage began as an institution for the protection of women and children, as Bob-my-sparring partner likes to point out.

Discuss amongst yourselves; I'll be engaged in Productive Activity today. Not my favorite thing to do, but it's sometimes necessary.

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February 20, 2007

James Taylor

. . . is drawing a line in the sand.

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November 08, 2006

Are There Any

. . . bad Tom Petty songs? Just askin'.

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October 25, 2006

Great (Primarily) Instrumentals from the 1970s.

Off the top of my head, I'd say "Frankenstein," "Cut the Cake," and "Pick Up the Pieces."

What am I forgetting?

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August 10, 2006

Place This Quote

how do I get - how do I get to sleep?

Please let me sleep.

po-po-poetry. That'll work

Come sweet slumber, enshroud me in thy purple cloak.

hm. Doesn't even rhyme.

Oh, Prof. Purkinje: you tried so hard to enlighten me, and I remain such a nerd. To this very day.

Note to self: No Red Bull after lunchtime. Ever.

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May 21, 2006

"Will the excess of fat on your American bones . . ."

"cushion the impact as you sink like a stone?"

Whatever, by the way, happened to Crowded House?

I loved that song: after all, Americans do run to excess on many matters. I maintain that we are amateurs when it comes to drinking (our Skid Row bums, for example, cannot out-drink Europeans, Aussies or Kiwis), but other than that we're exuberant bundles of excess.

We overeat, overwork and overplan.

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April 16, 2006

Molly Ivans

. . . thinks Jeff Harrell is provincial.

I mean, if he were discussing what it's like to smoke dope, she might have a point, if she's put in time as a stoner or whatever. But he was talking about a rally that he attended—one she covered from thousands of miles away. His observations were experiential, and he's from a freakin' border state.

The whole thing is rather hilarious.

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