October 07, 2008

Okay. Debates Are Almost As Bad As Rallies.

At least people are making an attempt to change others' minds, unlike those yelling matches on Saturday (and I'm talking about dinner with the other bloggers that evening at Chili's in Carso; the protests and counter-protests at CSU Dominguez Hills were nearly as bad).

Is the election over yet? G-d, I hate politics. It's just . . . well, being involved in this shit is like Capitalism: the ghastliest thing with the exception of any other possibities.

If Obama loses this election, he has an exciting career ahead of him as a used-car salesman.

I meant that, you know . . . in the good way.

As I understand it, he's going to give me lots of money, and better health insurance, and then he'll go find Bin Ladin, whether the dude still exists or not.

Furthermore, what Obama can apparently do is conquer the mountainous regions of Afghanistan and Pakistan via brute force alone, while wearing the handcuffs our allies have on us there. Oh, Baby: I want to see that, Because no one else has ever done it. Which means that Barack Obama is the most brilliant military commander in the history of the world.

Makes me wet, it does.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 06:18 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Obama may temporarily ruin this country so in that regard he makes me wet also since I intend to cash in when gold skyrockets under his socialist regime. I know it is selfish of me to vote for a man that will make Americans poor, but if more than half the country is stupid enough to vote for him who am I to stand in their way? Four years later, when they realize their mistake I will already have cashed in in time for a pro-Capitalism candidate.

Posted by: bernie at October 08, 2008 05:19 AM (dpvtN)

2 Makes me wet, it does. So can a water hose...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 08, 2008 05:38 AM (1hM1d)

3 Pretty pathetic, Joy. But I mean that in the good way. C

Posted by: yazoota at October 08, 2008 07:34 AM (ZET1q)

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