April 28, 2007
"Yeah, I Know," I Say. "Too Dialogue-Heavy."
"No, this section is fine," Bridget tells me. "But we need to know more about these people before we find the body."
"I can do that," I reply.
"Um, what do these people do for a living?" Maria pipes up. "I mean, they seem to spend a lot of time drinking coffee and finding corpses."
"Well," I answer, slowly, "I could give them jobs, of course. But that might cut into the time they have for solving crimes."
"If you want them to be independently wealthy, there are ways to accomplish that," Fred points out.
"Hell, no. I don't want them to sustain that kind of damage," I respond. "Fine. I'll get 'em jobs."
These stupid people in writer's group and their un-fucking-reasonable demands . . .
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Can't they just live on their Lotteria Italia windfall? Since it came after their formative years, I don't see a problem.
If they were published authors of, say, crime novels, they might have a case for some tax deductions as well.
Posted by: Darrell at April 29, 2007 07:06 AM (6vAU/)
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Dorothy L. Sayers made her heroine into a mystery writer, but she did make sure to draw some distinctions between her character's detective and her own detective.
She was, of course, accused of inserting herself into her own series, but I'm not sure that was fair: in fact, it made a nice little contrast, to show the different methods people might bring to real-life crime solving if they had real forensic experience vs. if their interest had been strictly literary.
There is always a huge level of artificiality in these books, even the "mean streets" variety.
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Well, I can see three possible options, knowing nothing else about this book or the previous one.
1. They could be, not independently wealthy, but comfortably well off and not interested in getting richer. Perhaps they have an income from investments/trust fund/whatever, which affords them a reasonable standard of living, and they prefer leisure to wealth, as the economists say.
2. Investigating crimes is part of their job. The obvious ones for this (besides making them cops) are private investigator, reporter/writer, and lawyer. I am not a great mystery fan, but it is my impression that all of those have been done a lot.
3. They have jobs that are seasonal or intermittent. I was once told that beekeepers, for example, don't work five months of the year. (Don't quote me on that.) Or some sort of event planner type job, where you work insanely for three weeks, and then have three weeks before the next gig. Any sort of job where your time off comes in big blocks, not regular weekends. If you go this route, of course, you will need to educate yourself on how those jobs actually work. Good luck.
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April 12, 2007
Writers' Group Night Again.
I announce that I'm working on a new mystery, and I've given myself two months to complete the initial manuscript, so I can spend most of June polishing it.
Everyone is thrilled—and even more so when the hear the first scene, in which our intrepid hero and heroine (sort of) discover the body of the victim.
"Wow. This one really moves along," remarks one of the other writers. "And the people are must less sarcastic with each other than in your other book."
"Well, they're less sarcastic because they are married to each other," I explain. "It isn't in their best interests to draw blood every time they speak. And the story is actually moving along because I decided that there was no time to go for literary merit."
Someone else chimes in: "is there any way that this time you could give them some sort of excuse for solving mysteries? I mean, could they have specialized knowledge of medicine, or be private investigators, or something like that?"
"No," I reply. "They solve murders for the same reason Nora and Nick did it. The same reason Tommy and Tuppence did it. They just do it because it's fun. Either the reader buys in, or he/she doesn't.
"That said, I promise you'll like them. They are very likeable people."
"Great," says our teacher. "Now go home, put these copies away, and don't read our notes just yet. Just keep typing out that first draft."
I suppose I ought to shut down my blog for the next six weeks, but let's see if I can get by without taking that sort of extreme measure.
Naturally, Marvelous Mike starts a list for me of golden-age mysteries set in the non-Los Angeles southwest. He tells me he's going to email it to me later in the week.
"Take your time," I respond. "I'm on a diet right now, anyway, for obvious reasons."
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"Well, they're less sarcastic because they are married to each other," I explain. "It isn't in their best interests to draw blood every time they speak..."
You didn't tell us your new novel was set in an alternate universe. Besides Phoenix, I mean.
Posted by: Darrell at April 16, 2007 08:36 AM (oLdKY)
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Less sarcastic doesn't mean they aren't sarcastic at all. Just means I've toned it down from my last book.
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April 05, 2007
On the One Hand
. . . I'm making my page quota on the "Mystery in Arizona" manuscript.
On the other hand, I'm running around the house in my bathrobe all day and taking lots of naps.
I need to catch up on laundry, answer a few phone calls, and get out to the grocery store. You know: life stuff.
The thing about this project is, it can only help me, even if the ms. is returned unread by the Hillerman Competition. If I've got two manuscripts on hand, I can shop them around more effectively: it'll give me some detachment about the fate of any one given story.
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April 04, 2007
Yeah.
When in doubt, blame it on the
White Mountain Apaches.
My story is shaping up nicely. I'm letting you know because I assume you're almost as obsessed with me as I am.
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Yes. I Made Quota Today.
One page of outline. One page of typed text. Three pages of handwritten notes.
And so I'm going to bed. There will be more creepy things to write about in the morning.
But I know who was killed. And why. I just haven't decided how.
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garotted with Nancy Pelosi's scarf.
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April 03, 2007
Well, Then.
If there isn't any salt in it, why do they
call it the "Salt River"? It sounds like it's fresh water, and related to the canals in the area. I like that, but I want two different types of water bodies (with different effects on decaying human flesh, of course—sorry to be gross, and all that).
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Interesting. I'm actually thinking of chopping my body up, and having different parts decay at different rates.
Reader Bob just pointed me to Wickenberg, which has a river that flows underground: I like that.
I might put part of the body into the Salt River, and part into this underground river in the mountains.
Posted by: Attila Girl at April 03, 2007 12:25 PM (1tv3E)
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Well, they call it Salt River because there is salt in it. More accurately dissolved minerals-calcium, magnesium, sodium, sulfate, chloride, and bicarbonate--about 480 mg/L. At tha level you cold taste the "salt". I bet that's the origin of the name! Anything less than 500 mg/L is onsidered safe for most uses--that's about a quarter teaspoon per gallon of water. Your Pacific Ocean, by contrast, is about 35,000 mg/L, If I remember correctly. Know what your mailbox had since Monday?
Posted by: Darrell at April 03, 2007 08:25 PM (U0POy)
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Ooooh, how annoying! I stopped by, and said I had two packages--he said there was only one there, so I assumed they put two "oversize" notes in there by mistake!
I was curious because I had the impression that the Salt River forked off of a freshwater river--wasn't it the mighty Colorado, from which we Californians steal all our H2O? I'll double-check on that.
Anyway, I've got my protagonists; just need my method/motive, and it'll be nearly finished
Posted by: Attila Girl at April 03, 2007 09:24 PM (cJnPC)
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The Colorado flows over the same sort of terrain, under the same brutal sun, so it, too, is "salty". The 480 mg/L for the Salt R. is something I looked up, btw. I can't remember everything! Not even to proofread even though my keyboard is failing and skipping letters occasionally. Unless I give the keys the finger of death.
The USPS said noon Monday. If they give you only one, it should be mine! At least in my world. . .
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On the Other Hand, It Is Feasible.
I'd need to produce 3-5 pages a day.
A the H informs me that he'd be happy to switch our anniversary vacation destination from La Jolla to Arizona. (Sorry, Desert Cat: the timeline doesn't permit me to set the story in Tucson. I have to draw on my existing knowledge base of the Phoenix area in order to get this one done on time. So the main location will be one of the Fenix suburbs. I still want to introduce some small-town color, though, and I'm taking nominations for that. I want an excuse to really get some bitchin' landscape into the plot.
BTW, feel free to tell me what you know about the hydrology of Scottsdale/Phoenix: which bodies of water are natural, and which are man-made? Isn't one of them a salt-water river? Why?)
I think I know who my protagonists are. I just have to whip up a crime, and I'll be practically done.
Gotta go: time for a nap. (Seriously: I need to get my unconscious mind to work, here.)
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http://www.arizonan.com/Wickenburg/
There used to be a picture of an antique trailer home with
*small* picket-fenced rock garden on this page.
-B
Posted by: Bob at April 03, 2007 11:01 AM (CP6tB)
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I seem to have to much time on my hands today.
Okay it wasn't a rock garden, there're actually two trees
in the pic.
The Way-Back machine isn't always our friend, but today
it is, even if your spam filter doesn't like it.
http://[way-back-url]/web/20060508082225/http://www.arizonan.com/Wickenburg/
-Bob
Posted by: Bob at April 03, 2007 11:11 AM (CP6tB)
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You have to have a character complain about the traffic, and the illegal immigrants, and the crystal meth. Uh, don't forget mentioning the pawn shops on every other block.
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Funny--I've been going out there for 15 years or so, and I've never noticed any traffic whatsoever . . . nor any illegal immigrants to speak of. Hm.
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Well here's a fun fact: Scottsdale recycles its purified poop-water back into the aquifer and then draws it up to serve its residents as drinking water again.
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Won't my characters be delighted to discover that? Thanks!
Does the water from the CO river and the Salt Water River go through any desalination?
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Regarding the Hillerman Mystery Contest
I think it's important to point out that Southern California
is in the Southwestern United States. Would someone please send a map to the people at
St. Martin's Press? (And what do you
mean, L.A. isn't underrepresented in the genre?)
Hm. I wonder if I could quickly re-write Ye Olde Mystery so it takes place in Tempe, Arizona rather than Santa Monica, California.
So: "She could feel the sea air over her skin" becomes "she could smell the scent of the cactus as she drifted off to sleep." The problem being that cacti don't have much of a smell.
Or: "She checked for slugs in the grass as she walked across the yard" becomes "she saw a lizard dart over the gravel ahead of her."
Or: "the air got misty" becomes "it rained hard and was freezing cold and why is the weather so extreme in the freaking desert, anyway?"
Easy shmeasy.
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Whel, you could always take up residence here for a year and a day. Get a more genuine sense of place and all.
But it would have to be Tucson, because Phoenix is just LA East.
Posted by: Desert Cat at April 03, 2007 09:04 PM (xdX36)
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Hm. If my subplot is in Bisbee, my main plot would have to be in Tucson.
Once I win the Hillerman prize, I'll talk A the H into getting us a vacation property somewhere in southern AZ, and that will solve all the problems.
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