Everyone blows it in bed every now and then. That's as it should be.
But—ye gods!—I'm not sure I believe there are chicks out there who make some of these mistakes. I mean, who doesn't like to get titty-fucked, for example? And if you don't like bodily fluids on your bed, why on Earth did you let a man into it in the first place?
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I mean, who doesn't like to get titty-fucked, for example?
A-cups, perhaps?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 04, 2006 05:55 AM (1hM1d)
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"I mean, who doesn't like to get titty- fucked, for example?"
For the record, me.
I've noticed a lot of 20-somethings have no interests. Who's says there was a downside for the Left monopolizing the education of our kids?
Posted by: Darrell at December 04, 2006 09:30 AM (5B9wO)
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I followed the link. It doesn't relate to your statement.
But to your post and responces;
I like A cups.
I never cleanup the mess till the next day. Although I did have to make some quick repairs to a bed once.
I never date a woman who washes her hands all the time and is worried about germs. You'll never get a blow job from them.
I'll try almost anything once,... twice if I'm not sure about the first time.
Posted by: Jack at December 04, 2006 03:32 PM (Q+Yn+)
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Whoops, I followed the second link, will have to go back to the first.
Posted by: Jack at December 04, 2006 03:33 PM (Q+Yn+)
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I actually found many of the tips in that link useful.
I wish women came with that list (personalized) as part of the dating scene. When I try to find out what they like they seem to all lock up and let their puritan side take over. It is like they like sex but think you should know what they like without being told.
Communication is a two-way street.
Posted by: Jack at December 05, 2006 12:19 PM (FE8g+)
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It is like they like sex but think you should know what they like without being told.
Ummm...dude. Many of those same women expect you to know what they're thinking, how they're feeling, what they want, how to treat them
all without them uttering a word.
It's like we're supposed to have ESPN or something. I guess maybe ESPN2 will do, but I'm not sure...
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 05, 2006 03:34 PM (1hM1d)
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The body fluids in bed issue is easily dealt with: Keep a clean towel by the bed, or *in* the bed, located where the fluids are likely to appear. When all is said and done, he wipes with one half, you wipe with the other, mess is gone.
Posted by: John at December 05, 2006 06:52 PM (Y60N+)
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Oh.
I thought that was strictly for sex when one is on the rag.
I basically think any bed should have the following nearby: bottled water, reading lamps, lube, a couple of eyeshades for sleeping, fifteen million pillows in all shapes and sizes, chapstick, a variety of reading material, 2-5 alarm clocks, and at least one box of Kleenex.
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 06, 2006 01:01 AM (LEEsJ)
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#13 reminds me of Monty Pythons Meaning of Life
Posted by: William Teach at December 06, 2006 01:00 PM (doAuV)
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Attila girl;
Why do I get the feeling that you are one of the few women that actually not only comunicates her needs,.... but demands them.
Posted by: Jack at December 06, 2006 01:03 PM (9Wyzj)
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Well, no one else had it, so, had to create it
http://soapbox.msn.com/video.aspx?vid=0a1c6ab6-a60a-41b3-bb85-91a7ca71bc15
Posted by: William Teach at December 06, 2006 01:38 PM (doAuV)
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 07, 2006 04:19 AM (LEEsJ)
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