May 05, 2007

"If They Provided Sex, They Were Breaking the Rules."

Of course, if a lot of the most popular escorts were ladies in their 50s, that certainly lends credence to Jeane Palfrey's claim. Naturally, I'll still be Arizona-hot in five years, but I'm the exception.

Will someone remind me why prostitution isn't legal in 49 of the 50 states? Isn't there a lot of effort being expended on this that could go to fighting terrorism, or fostering small businesses, or achieving energy independence, or . . . practically anything else?

Body count before the scandal: zero. Body count after the story broke: 1.

Perhaps D.C. law enforcement needs a hobby, like knitting.

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O How I Love the Corn and Miniter Show.

Miniter is back from Iraq, and in his accustomed seat at Johnnie on the Half Shell. Mixed news from Iraq, to be sure. ("The U.S. Army is the Post Office, with guns." Ouch.)

And Ana Marie Cox shows up as their first guest.

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March 26, 2007

Why People Think Conservatives Are Idiots.

Because some of them genuinely are, and some—paging Queen Ann—do a damned fine impression of same.

I'm sorry, but it's true.

Via Insty.

Sean Hackbarth points out that Coulter didn't always pose as a blonde Bozo.

Ah, yes; but now she does, and it's done great things for her bank account%mdash;but less for reasoned discourse.

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March 14, 2007

Over at Hit and Run

Jacob Sullum takes Michael Medved apart for a Townhall column about what "real conservatism" means.

Medved doesn't get it right, though: nearly no one does. A "real conservative" is someone who is running for President of the United States, and hopes to get the GOP nomination. That is all.

The money quote is in Sullum's comments on Hit & Run, by someone named Ashley: "The Right wants control of your body. The Left wants control of your production."

Correct. And they each want control of your mind.

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March 11, 2007

As Ace Has Discovered . . .

lefties can be awfully gay.

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March 09, 2007

The Politics of Outing

Goldstein talks about the latest outing-flap here:

Ironically, the “Rethugs” that swim like moralist sharks through the muck of Bacchus’ fevered imagination don’t seem nearly so bothered by Sanchez’ having done gay porn 15 years ago as Bacchus and pals do that the guy had the audacity to wander off their grievance plantation. He was supposed to come running into their arms, but instead, he embraced a political position that champions the liberal concept of individual primacy, eschewing identity-based totalitarian positions like the one favored by Bacchus, Aravosis, and a host of other petty ideological tyrants who, while they like to fancy themselves ultra-liberal, are in fact filled with the very kind of hatred they project onto their perceived enemies. Being gay, to these people, is no longer an ontological or experiential condition that can exist outside of politics; it is, instead, tied inextricably to their political beliefs. Which is why those gays who don’t adopt the proper politics are to be savaged, while those who do adopt the prescribed positions dictated by the group are granted its protections.

Take the oath, become part of the family; reject the offer, pay the price. Like the mafia, only with nicer shoes and a whole lot less Drakkar.

He's right: the whole thing is about projection. The left projects its hatred of true liberals (us) onto the GOP, and substitutes the word "gay" for "right-of-center."

Is there some kind of ritual wherein one swears the oath to become the "right" kind of gay man/lesbian? Just wonderin'.

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March 08, 2007

The Coulter-Maher Civility Forum

Show sponsor Iowahawk has the transcript:

ANN: . . . It's time that we begin the process of healing by restoring civility and decorum to our national dialog. That's why I am asking my fans to take a deep breath, tone down, and cool off. The next time Bill goes riffing off a Condi Rice assassination ad lib, let his studio audience of flag-burning West Hollywood homos bark and whoop and clap like a mindless pack of trained Maoist circus seals. Because if you succeed in driving him off the air again, I stand to lose three chapters in my forthcoming best seller, The Christ-Haters.

BILL: And the next time Ann starts joking about putting anthrax on Nancy Pelosi's dildo, I'm asking my fans to sit politely and allow her audience of inbred Young Republican Jeebus tards to howl and bleat and cheer like demonically possessed preppy Klan chimps. Let's avoid the temptation to hatefully demand apologies and shunning, because let's face it: a typical Ann Coulter comment is good for ten minutes of monologue and $2 million for the DNC.

ANN: A little common courtesy is all it takes. Together, we can insure that our next generation will have access to the same whimsical death wish political humor that we all enjoy today. Let's not kill the free speech goose that lays the golden egg!

BILL: That's right Ann, you emaciated Eva Braun sideshow freak.


Via Hackbarth, who has more.

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February 19, 2007

Jim Webb on the Legacy of Vietnam

I just got around to following the Insty linked from his entry referenced below. The Southeast Asian holocaust is something none of my lefty friends has made any attempt to deal with, to my knowledge.

When I think about how I was raised, listening to the Hair soundtrack as my parents and their friends abandoned the South Vietnamese to torture and genocide, I just want to howl in shame and rage.

And it may be about to happen again, in the Middle East. Violence, torture, suffering. The stifling of dissent. Mass murder.

But it's okay, right? "Peace is Patriotic."

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February 02, 2007

Goodbye, G.O.P.

It's been, you know. Nice.

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January 31, 2007

In the Future

. . . everyone will be Hillary Clinton for 15 minutes.

I plan to throw every lamp in my house, BTW.

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January 24, 2007

The State of the Union

Yeah, I missed it: I was working tonight (well, last night—it is after midnight). So,

1) How are we doing? I mean, the Union? Still holding up okay? Starting to get shabby after 225+ years?

2) How did Bush do on the speech? I hear he sucked less than usual with that large a crowd.

3) Where's the best video? (No, I am not going to go downstairs and watch TV just to get a recap on Fox or whatever. I'm going to bed.)

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January 17, 2007

Ya Wanna See

. . . the birth of conservatism? Here you go.

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January 11, 2007

I Love the Smell . . .

of creeping fascism in the morning.

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January 09, 2007

Love on an Escalator

The Democratic Party: we're here to help. Sort of.

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When I Plagiarize

. . . I certainly try to cover my tracks better than this.

Maybe the page was set up by a Coast snob: "Wisconsin, Nebraska—what's the difference? All flyover country to me."

All I can think is that they were just copying this as a template, and they accidentally went live with a draft of the site. But you'd think they'd get someone to read it over first . . .

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January 07, 2007

The More Things Change . . .

the more I begin to think all congresscritters should be shot with varmint rifles.

And then killed.


Via Glenn, who's blogging CES from Las Vegas.

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December 28, 2006

Let's Get Busy Exploiting Gerald Ford's Death!

Crittenden reports on two examples, including an egregious one from Bob Woodward.

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December 16, 2006

Tommy Thompson

. . . has entered the fray for 2008.

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December 14, 2006

Chalk One Up

. . . for the Democrats. I am actually rather stunned.

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December 07, 2006

I Can't Help But Imagine

. . . that the Democrats quietly campaigned on something like, "vote for us; we're slightly less corrupt than the Republicans."

Now? Now they've changed the unspoken slogan to read: "oops; we meant that we are sligthly more corrupt. What a dreadful misundersanding; simply dreadful!"

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