1 Aliens love ordnance! Proof is going to be harder than you think, because you have all of LMA's memories. So far, according to "Invasion," the only ways to tell are: 1) a change in behavior; 2) Love of water and the ability to stay submerged for long periods of time; 3) quick healing; 4) Giving birth to a large number of glowing creatures that make their way to the water; and 5) the ability to sense a hurricane before any notice.

2 Can we hear it, MOAB, yeah! I believe that the administration was afraid to go into Tora Bora because it was a heavly defended stronghold with terrible terrain where a LOT of troops could have been lost. That is why they used the locals. Familiar with the area and their draped caskets wouldn't be on CNN. I heard that one of the possible weapons that 'could' be used on Iran is something being developed in area 51. Don't have a name, but it is described as "Thunderbolts of the Gods". A low orbit space plane is launched from the US. It flies anywhere near the target. Drops specially developed guided bombs that can with stand the heat and can penetrate deeply into the ground. The sensors in the bombs can actually tell when they enter a hollow room because of the change in velocity,... BOOM. The description comes from how they look when they hit. Coming down at supersonic speed they are white hot and look like just a flash of light when they hit and go boom. We will see, maybe, if this is just propaganda, rumor, or Iran going back to oil age.

3 Funny you should mention that. This is next on my list of desired reading materials: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0312181000/qid=1146886783/sr=2-3/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_3/102-0661101-6300905?s=books&v=glance&n=283155

4 There was a video someone posted somewhere a while back that was a long string of video clips of atmospheric nuclear weapons tests from the fifties and sixties, set to some heavy metal background music. Does that count as "ordnance"? I have to admit, that vid gave me a serious woody. Which I'm sure qualifies me as a full member of the right-wing warmongering wack-job brigade. ;-P

5 HERE it is again.

6 Was it as good for you as it was for me?

7 Oya!

1 That's exactly what an alien 'droid would say! Note to aliens...Got any prototypes around?

2 We anxiously await your return. Please don't make me go cold turkey.

3 Joy (if that is you...), I can't wait to see what it is you come up with to prove you are a human. This deployed soldier has some interesting ideas (just joking!). Glad to see you back up, SGT Dave

4 I for one welcome our new alien overlords!

5 I found the Condi link on your site. good information for interested people. Here are some tidbits from the Columbus Dispatch showing the discussion of 2008 is really on the minds of people and it is great that so many support Condi. Clinton, McCain are OhioansÂ’ early favorites for 2008 By Darrel Rowland The Columbus Dispatch Tuesday, May 2, 2006 If you think we've seen a bruising primary election campaign in Ohio this year, just wait until 2008. That's when the Buckeye State is again expected to occupy the center of the political universe in the presidential election. It will be the first White House contest in more than 50 years without a sitting president or vice president. Already, seven possible candidates are drawing double-digit support from registered Ohio Democrats and Republicans, a new Dispatch Poll shows. ....the list of Ohioans' early favorites can provide a baseline for White House hopefuls in a key electoral state. Right now, the frontrunners are a pair of highly recognizable senators who've created controversy within their own parties: John McCain of Arizona and Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York. Listed as the favorite by 37 percent of Democrats, Clinton leads the duo from the party's 2004 ticket; former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards got 23 percent, while 19 percent say Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry should get a do-over. Things are more spread out among GOP voters. McCain topped the list of 31 percent. But the pack on his heels includes former New York City Mayor Rudy Guiliani, 25 percent; Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, 21 percent; and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, 10 percent. The early leaders all have their problems, political commentator Robert Novak observed during a visit to Columbus last week. Clinton is such a polarizing figure that she is not only the favorite of the Democrats but the Republicans as well, Novak said. Edwards talks about two Americas but lives in an estate himself. McCain "is a little old to be running for president" and "a little quirky." Guiliani is friendly toward abortion and gay rights, and went through an ugly break-up with his former wife. "You think he's going to win the Republican nomination? I don't think so," Novak said. .... many Ohio Democrats who like Clinton are skeptical she can win, so they are backing other candidates. "I would love to see Hillary, but I don't think that it's her time," said Natalie Hilbert, 44, of Springfield, a TV engineer. "I really supported John Kerry but I don't think this country supports someone after they've ran and lost. .... Judy ..., said she's a big Clinton fan but doubts her electability. ....a 49-year-old manager in the rubber industry, said she voted for Kerry in 2004 and sees no reason not to do so again. A resident of Pleasant Township near Toledo, Leader said she's also impressed with Clinton. "I think (Kerry) is still a viable candidate," Leader said. "His congressional record would still be my first choice. I don't think the world -- even though she would be my second choice -- is ready for Hillary." .......Rice draws praise from Doug ..., 49, of Hamilton, an officer with a building materials company. "She's very well-read and not ashamed to express her opinion," he said. "She's not someone who's in the political mainstream and that appeals to me. I am worried about people who choose politics as a career."

6 Before we accept that it is the REAL you that has come back,... can we check under your bed for a pod?

7 I'm with Jack. This is a time all good citizens must stand up and say, Let's know the TRUTH! Let's be SURE! And if not: Who are you, and what have you done with Little Miss Attila?

8 k? Don't you live in Florida? That's where that show "Invasion" is set, isn't it? How do we know You didn't swim towards the light in the water during the hurricane? How's your new body? Seems like a great deal to me--complete replication, down to your memories, and a perfect body for your troubles. Save me one one those aliens, please! Now we must figure out k's 'hidden agenda' and decide if she included a 'little surprise' along with this year's box of mangoes to LMA... Cherchez la 'k'?

9 Nice memory on the mangoes; I don't remember us discussing that for some time.

10 Darrell, you're the only one who ever REALLY picked up on me saying, I love hurricanes...

11 Some memories never fade! Pretty girls-- ripe, juicy mangoes....ahhhhh!!!! And we haven't even gotten to the pies yet. And k, I knew you were an alien when you waxed orgasmically about that humidity...

12 you hate us

13 What gave me away?!

14 Not ripe yet. Mango time is July. The box is still empty and waiting to be filled... the little baby mangoes are swelling in the sunshine, day by day ....

1 Out! Out! Demons of stupidity! Leave LMA alone! Let's see if that works...I've never tried a long-distance no hands on BOFHing before...

1 Hey, two outta three ain't bad...

2 Back! Back! Back! she's BAAAA-AAAACK!!!!! !!! YAY!!!!!!

3 Filanto milaseroti bout dier vinser. Pilsner comes well and distrifik after.

1 Shows you that you can't give up blogging cold turkey. Although there may be a business idea in that. I'm thinking about one of those luxury spas/rehab camps, but for bloggers. Can anyone talk Kos into taking that first step? LMA can handle the aversion therapy. I'm thinking black leather.

2 The way I do it, it's not aversion therapy; you'll have to get a different girl for that.

3 Can't you make an exception for Kos?

4 I'm afraid Real Talent just shines through. Get Amanda for this one.

1 Not that WE would know anything about that...

2 I was hoping to read what your viewpoint was regarding the Parade magazine's publication of the Condi vs Hillary poll. IS IT TIME FOR A WOMAN PRESIDENT? Very interesting data, but I found Larry Sabato's poll of students to be more imporant, these kids probably overhear their parents and other adults speak favorably about Secretary Rice. That would explain her 39% compared to 31% for Hillary. As the start of the 2008 cycle begins right after the election this November, it is going to be a race for money, big wig endorsements, and winning votes in Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina. If Condi can make it there, she is on the road to the White House. Again, I would appreciate hearing your viewpoint posted on this website. Thank you.

3 I've long felt that the nomination was Dr. Rice's for the taking. The only threat to her among right-leaning libertarians is Giuliani, but I still don't believe he could get the nomination. The only threat to her among college-age kids/20-somethings is, oddly enough, Newt, whose youth outreach has given him an almost cult-like status in some circles.