Attila Girl: How's the game going?

Attila Hub: Pretty good, actually.

Attila Girl: Why do those guys wear so much?

Attila Hub: Um . . . what?

Attila Girl: I mean, they've got these should pads and helmets and knee pads and everything. It really distorts the male form, you know.

Attila Hub: Well, you know, if they didn't wear the protective gear, they might get hurt. Matter of fact, they sometimes get hurt anyway.

Attila Girl: But, you know, if they wore outfits that showed a little more skin, people would watch these, um, these ball games. I mean, this could really be a popular sport.

[Commercial ends. Attila the Hub looks intently at the television, as if to suggest that this would be a good time for the conversation to end. Attila Girl goes sadly upstairs, feeling that her brilliant idea hasn't really been understood for the breakthrough it is.]

Posted by: Attila at 01:55 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 But then men would tune out, and switch over to the Lingerie Bowl.

Posted by: William Teach at January 01, 2005 07:05 AM (HxpPK)

2 They wear pads cause they are sissys :p. Watch rugby instead.

Posted by: the Pirate at January 01, 2005 10:52 AM (V9zOS)

3 That's why I prefer soccer

Posted by: jeff at January 01, 2005 01:22 PM (L67Ib)

4 Soccer and basketball are great games: easy to understand what's going on (no complicated plays) and the guys are in shorts. What's not to like?

Posted by: Attila Girl at January 01, 2005 01:35 PM (SuJa4)

5 Guys wearing shorts. Now, if the NHL was women in bikini's, the ratings would be thru the roof.

Posted by: William Teach at January 01, 2005 03:58 PM (HxpPK)

6 Wow that would be cold.........

Posted by: the Pirate at January 01, 2005 05:16 PM (u4v+M)

7 Yes, but the one thing that turns me away from basketball are all those sweaty armpit shots. I mean dear lord in heaven, can't they choose a better camera angle?!

Posted by: Desert Cat at January 02, 2005 09:39 AM (c8BHE)

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Posted by: Attila Girl at January 02, 2005 06:50 PM (SuJa4)

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