1 You could crochet a hyperdermic needle cozy.

2 That's like . . . that's deep, man. Clean works: really important. That could really work; I'll be back later to implement the plan: need some yarn, a hook and a syringe.

3 You could sell them on eBay. Just don't mention what they really are. Then when sales take off--I'm eyeing the Dutch market--you could expand into coke spoon cozies and something for marijuana. "You can put your weed in it."

4 I believe the smoke shops around here persistently use the term "material." To me, of course, a coke spoon is a 70s-revival nostalgia item, and I could see getting one for that reason. I suspect the Feds wouldn't see it that way. Hyperactive folks: They're all on meth. Had you noticed?

5 Back in the early 80s I was in England, and my girlfriend and I went into an antique shop to look around in this little country town. She bought me a little tiny silver antique spoon. Or I thought it was an antique baby's spoon, until she told me what it was. DOH. Later, I wondered if the little old lady that ran the shop knew what she was selling, for they had several "baby spoons" in their display case. LOL It definitely gives new meaning to "antiquing".

6 Shrooms. Crocheting on shrooms.

7 well, smack wouldn't eat up as much closet space. i swear all that yarn is breeding.