October 09, 2006

The Reverend Mac Dazzle

brags that he's reading his computer screen from halfway across the room.

"You know," he tells me, "you can do that when you've had Lasik surgery."

"Yes," I tell him. "But then you don't get to wear glasses."

He laughs. "Don't accentuate the negative that way. Try to stay positive."

Posted by: Attila Girl at 04:41 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 If the docs could knock me out during the procedure I'd do it. Years ago I gave up wearing contacts because I couldn't put them in my eyes anymore. There's no way I'll put up with current "flap 'n zap" technology.

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at October 09, 2006 03:47 PM (RiZPJ)

2 But he will need reading glasses as he gets older.

Posted by: Jack at October 10, 2006 06:36 PM (zQKGw)

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