there is something deeply neurotic about someone who persists in cleaning off her glasses, and then pouring another gin and tonic, so the fizzy water jumps back up onto the lenses.

I have, um. An acquaintance. She does this sort of thing. Sisyphean, no?

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1 Has your friend tried removing her glasses BEFORE she pours? Cleaning her eyeglasses after? Wearing a Plexiglas face shield? Having the butler pour? Longer arms?

Posted by: Darrell at November 24, 2006 08:51 PM (ohaAk)

2 No, no. The pouring isn't a problem. It's those first several sips of the G&T that do her in.

Posted by: Attila Girl at November 24, 2006 08:56 PM (LEEsJ)

3 It's those few LAST sips that do me in... Has your friend tried a sippy cup?

Posted by: Darrell at November 24, 2006 09:14 PM (ohaAk)

4

Posted by: Attila Girl at November 25, 2006 04:53 AM (LEEsJ)

5 \~/ @}>-'-,--

Posted by: Darrell at November 25, 2006 09:37 AM (n8BVp)

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