February 20, 2006
The Vagina Dialogue
Darleen has some great
thoughts that started as a riff on my last rape post, and took on a life of their own.
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First monologues, now dialogues. Who wants them to be so chatty?
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I'm only afraid that mine says bad things about me while I'm asleep.
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The PorkBusters Hall of Shame
. . . has its
winners up!
Hint: the grand prize winner is into wearing costumes on his off-hours. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Reynolds: "It's a dishonor just to be nominated, but I certainly do feel that the competitors have given it their all."
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Suddenly, We're Quoting Joni Mitchell
How funny that this resonated so loudly with me when I was 25 years old. I heard a snippet of it recently; what an excellent song.
There was a moon and a street lamp
I didnÂ’t know I drank such a lot
Â’till I pissed a tequila-anaconda
The full length of the parking lot!
Oh, I talk too loose
Again I talk too open and free
I pay a high price for my open talking
Like you do for your silent mystery
. . . . . . . .
We could talk about martha
We could talk about landscapes
IÂ’m not above gossip
But IÂ’ll sit on a secret where honor is at stake!
Or we could talk about power
About jesus and hitler and howard hughes
Or charlie chaplinÂ’s movies
Or bergmanÂ’s nordic blues
Please just talk to me
Any old theme you choose
. . . . . . . .
You could talk like a fool-IÂ’d listen
You could talk like a sage
Anyway the best of my mind
All goes down on the strings and the page
That mind picks up all these pictures
It still gets my feet up to dance
Even though itÂ’s covered with keyloids
From the slings and arrows of outrageous romance
I stole that from willy the shake!
You know--neither a borrower nor a lender be
. . . . . . . .
Is your silence that golden?
Are you comfortable in it?
Is it the key to your freedom
Or is it the bars on your prison?
Are you gagged by your ribbons?
Are you really exclusive or just miserly?
You spend every sentence as if it was marked currency!
Come and spend some on me--
Shut me up and talk to me!
IÂ’m always talking!
Chicken squawking!
Please talk to me
And now it's possible for me to have compassion for the person I was back then. Which is pretty cool, if you want to know the truth. I no longer want to travel back in time and give that girl—ahem—a good talking-to.
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Ah, "Talk To Me"...from 'Don Juan's Reckless Daughter.' Sure, women say this, then they meet Travis Frey and when he finally opens up they get that "Contract of Wifely Expectations." Happy now? I guess it's better than not knowing.
As for Travis, if he is convicted, the judge should offer a reduction of sentence if he gets that contract tattooed on his body, like that character in "Prison Break." That way, his future dates would be spared the suspense. And it would make his prison stay a lot more appropriate.
Posted by: Darrell at February 20, 2006 08:02 PM (GjEOL)
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Now
that would be interesting. Suddenly the guy is talking about the exact dimensions of the patch of permissible pubic hair. And the next time Joni pisses out tequila, it's onto the seat of his car. On purpose.
"Bad date. No blowjob for you."
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And here I was always thinking those damned t-tops leaked on my Z-cars...
Posted by: Darrell at February 21, 2006 09:17 AM (Mfoza)
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Sort of on-topic, about subtle communication between the sexes...from my album "You Don't Need MapQuest to Find The Sludge Retention Pond..."
The original words of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" by the Righteous Brothers. I'll consider this a copyright, in case someone is so pathetic and desperate. The royalties are to be split between LMA and me, if anyone can make money from it.
......
You don't wipe your ass anymore
when you take a shit...
You don't shave your legs anymore
use deodorant stick...
I'm tryin' hard not to notice, baby
but baby, baby I know that
You've lost that lovin' feeling
Oh that lovin' feeling
You've lost that lovin' feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone
oh, oh, oh
There's no human look in your eyes
when I reach for you
And what's with the throwin' up
everytime I talk about my life with you?
Oh,Oh it makes me just fell like crying
Cause, baby, smells like something beautiful's dying.
Baby, I'd get down on my knees for you...
If you would only shower
Like you used to do
We had a love
a love, a love you don't find everyday
So don't, don't, don't
let it stink away...
I said baby
I'm begging you please
I need your love
So bring on the bath
just bring on the bath.
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Should be "you've lost that slavish feeling," but I'll let it go.
Posted by: Attila Girl at February 21, 2006 02:20 PM (XbEp3)
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"I no longer want to travel back in time and give that girl—ahem—a good talking-to."
Just as well. That girl wouldn't listen to you. I've gone through that mental exercise before, and always come up with the same answer: then-me telling now-me to mind my own business, that I'm not the person you are, and there's no guarnatee that I'll make the same choices and mistake I did. Or, I will. Whatever.
You have to make your own mistakes, in your own time. There's no shortcut to wisdom.
Posted by: Steve Skubinna at February 21, 2006 09:36 PM (eguza)
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"Take this letter that I give you;
Take it Sonny; hold it high.
You won't understand a word that's in it,
But you'll write it all again before you die."
--Queen,
Queen II, "Father to Son"
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Dear Europe:
World War II is over, and has been for . . . weeks. Let's get away from the whole idea of
thought crimes, shall we?
When someone denies the Holocaust, the correct response is to double up in laughter.
If they incite violence, go ahead and throw the book at 'em.
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Succinct and to the point. Irving is a moron and a Nazi, but I don't think he ought to be locked up for either.
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The Enemy
Harrell's got an
article up at Wizbang! about it.
(No. I don't mean al Qaeda. I mean moving.)
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February 19, 2006
Shotgungate vs. the Cartoon Wars
One of these stories is clearly important. The
other one involves the public's right to know. Once again, I feel like I've stepped through the looking glass.
Captain Ed:
David Gregory, whose network has not even allowed a pixilated version of the Prophet cartoons to appear lest they incur the wrath of Muslim terrorists, accused the White House of censorship and coverups in supposedly hiding the shooting from the nation.
Jacoby has this correct. The media attacks those who they know will not spend much energy fighting back. Gregory could act like a rude, spoiled child denied his choice of birthday gift because he knew the White House would not dare to even expel him from the room. However, their supposed calling to keep the people informed suddenly takes a powder when the remote threat of violence appears. This only acts to encourage such threats in the future, as the nutcases take a lesson from the pusillanimity of the mainstream American media, especially in contrast with their European counterparts that have taken a stand against extortion and published the cartoons in defense of the Danish press.
When our media has the testicular fortitude to report on terrorists honestly, then they will have gained the moral authority to lecture any White House on censorship and the responsibility of fully informing the public. Until then, such demonstrations as we saw this week by the White House press corps only stands as a perverse monument to the media's hypocrisy and venality.
Via Glenn.
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It's funny that this piece appears just above that story about Toronto banning toy guns, which reveals a strikingly similar mentality.
Folks, these are the ways of the Establishment Left cheap, low-cost symbolic gestures; physical and moral cowardice; and an utter lack of common sense or simple decency.
Posted by: Mikal at February 20, 2006 11:14 AM (DV3E3)
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PIMF: there should be a : between "Left" and "cheap" in the previous posting. And my email's changed.
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Have You Ever Noticed That Latinos
. . . are just
adorable when they're incensed by strong women? They jump up and down and stuff. Cute as a little button.
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?Quien es mas macho - George Bush o Hugo Chavez?
Posted by: Daniel at February 19, 2006 08:40 PM (GIhW0)
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Maybe we'll find out . . .
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RACIST!!!!! /sarc
Seriously, it's a Latin thing. We Italian-American guys can get like that too, although I have a feeling that Rudy Giuliani would work rather well with Rice if they were running mates...
Posted by: Mikal at February 20, 2006 11:09 AM (DV3E3)
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Oh oh!
The international media hasn't been focusing on Hugo (cara 'e sapo) Chavez lately with all the Cheney shooting/Mohammed Cartoon, etc, etc Hoopla.
This attention leech just had to do something to get the focus back on himself.
(He was negleted as a child)
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I'd been assuming it would be Rice-Giuliani for a while--at least until I went to CPAC and saw how ready Newt is for a comeback (and how popular he is with college-age kids). Things will be getting interesting pretty soon.
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I hope this megalomaniacal thug is allowed to just flame out and that the US not do anything stupid to turn this vato loco into another Castro. By fighting his kind of fight nationalism will win out and he'll go from a pimple to an abscess.
Posted by: Dalsan at February 20, 2006 06:31 PM (38kWf)
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Adding insult to injury, Rice is black. Didn't the "girl" bit have something to do with that? The whole comment, actually.
Female? Beneath his one foot. Black? Beneath the other. This means: Lower than whale shit! And yet, opened its mouth to him - as if...eye to eye?
horrors!
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Civil War in Iraq
. . . is
just around the corner. Really.
This coming apocalypse will feature Shiite Iraqis working with Shiite Iranians against Iraqi Sunnis—because Arabs and Persians work very well together. Unlike, say, secular dictators who hate the U.S. and religious fanatics who hate the U.S.
Just click your heels together and repeat "there's no place like home."
Via Dave Price, writing over at Esmay's site.
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Totally off topic, Atilla, I hope you'll forgive me. I just watched 60 Minutes and saw Bob Simon's piece on the Danish cartoon imbroglio, and I needed to vent to somebody sane and sympathetic.
What a load of dingo's kidneys!! He even mentioned the fraudulent Mohammad-Pigface cartoon except he directly implied that it was genuine. Simon had an extensive interview with Ahmed Abu-Laban, the chief hoaxer himself, and made no mention of what everybody with an open mind and broadband knows already. Instead Simon proceeds to indict THE DANES, of all people, for being so insensitive as to expect Muslims who immigrate to Denmark to respect Danish tradition and law. I don't know who is the biggest enemy these days, Amadinejad or Jeffery Fager!!!
Posted by: Neal Scroggs at February 19, 2006 05:21 PM (PRN2J)
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That's the pathetic thing: the network guys don't do their homework--not at all. So their programs are geared, more and more, to the lowest common denominator. These audiences are, no matter their level of education, the trailer trash of the information age. And, sadly, they still believe what they're told.
But their ranks are dwindling by the day, as the rest of the world surges ahead.
Still, you might write a letter while you're all worked up: the crew at 60 Minutes ought to know that someone caught them again.
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Yeah, I blasted one out ten minutes after the segment ended. We'll see, but it seldom does any good. In extremis some half-educated junior producer may get the chop, but the boys with the big salaries and expense accounts have nothing to fear.
I only hope blogs like yours continue to counter the rusty, creaking, decadent MSM.
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Recycling my comment from Roggio's site:
It is increasingly odd that we don't see this kind of reporting in the MSM. I mean, what Bill is doing here is pretty amazing when you consider it: he's providing, as far as I can, the
only tactical news on the security situation. That's versus a media that has a budget in the tens of billions. The MSM only report "X U.S. soldiers killed by Y" and it's as if they are
blind to the whole rest of the picture.
Come on, all those operations on the Euphrates and not one story about them on the AP feed? What the hell?
Mind-boggling.
Posted by: TallDave at February 21, 2006 08:17 AM (M0J/c)
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Back to this Iraq civil war thing - I'm curious to hear your thoughts on it now, in light of recent events.
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March 5th, 2006
. . . will mark my third anniversary as a blogger. Since I never got around to moving my archives over from the
old site, I'll have to celebrate by seeing to that next month.
I'm also thinking of re-running some of my old posts from the run-up to our invasion of Iraq. This is my first entry ever:
I wish people would do their homework. I wish half of those who think they oppose our impending invasion of Iraq would do basic things--like researching international law (if not "just war" theory), Saddam's atrocities, and the opinions of the Iraqis themselves, who simply want to be free. The protesters here in the U.S. rail against a government that is trying to make it possible for Iraqis to protest *their* government. As opposed to the current situation, in which Iraqis of any stripe can be imprisoned and tortured for breathing a critical word.
All the "arguments" I hear against the war so far--with the possible exception of one--have been patent nonsense. None have been based in fact. Unless you count the made-up "fact" that invading Iraq will somehow line the pockets of those in the administration who have ties to the Evil Oil Companies. The only pockets likely to get lined are those of the French and Russian companies who have contracts with Iraq and are scared that a regime change will be bad for business. (And then there are the French and Russian suppliers of material--and the French outright building Saddam a nuclear reactor.)
It's crazy. Children all over California today left their classes to demonstrate for torture. And they don't even know it. That's the amazing thing.
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SOS: Smart Left-of-Center Bloggers
I know a few, but they are so difficult to find that I'm thinking of creating a separate blogroll for them. I'm not interested in snarky remarks about how the only correct positions are center-right: I'm interested in where you see the most provocative, even seductive arguments from your left-leaning friends or adversaries. What makes you think?
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Try The Barking Dingo
http://barkingdingo.blogspot.com/
although he's on vacation for the next week or two.
Posted by: tommy at February 19, 2006 01:55 PM (Qmfgc)
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Ann Althouse and George Will :-)
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Posted by: nathan at February 19, 2006 04:22 PM (SEp+l)
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I see them in the news media(97%), entertainment)TV and movies, 99%), major metropolitan daily newpapers(100%), periodicals(99%), college lectures(97%), books(91%), and plays and live entertainment(99+%). Must I look left too when I just want to sneak away and have a cigarette and visit a few friendly blogs and like minds? Besides, they always try something sneaky like adding right wing blogs to the 'banned sites" list on Windows XP.
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Gary Farber has a great blog. He also covers a wide range of topics, there's a lot of interesting non-political stuff, too.
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Glenn Reynolds on the Palestinian Authority
Commenting
here on
this post by Joe Malchow: "It really is like dealing with teenagers. Except, you know, for the murder part."
Yup.
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Toronto's Hoplophobes
. . . intend to
outlaw tragedy.
Next to go: human nature.
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Will the children be banned from pointing with their index finger and yelling "bang?" That was my first, and still my favorite, toy gun.
Posted by: tommy at February 19, 2006 12:30 PM (Qmfgc)
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So you have to be over 18 to play with your toy gun? I'm sure that is the fondest desire of everbody over 18.
So how many years does a 12 year old get for caring his own wooden gun?
Posted by: Jack at February 19, 2006 12:34 PM (gb49l)
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When Andre Malraux visited Russia (sometime in the '30s?) he was listening to a lecture about how communism would create perfect happinesss. He raised his hand and asked "How about the child run over by a streetcar?"
"In a planned socialist transportation system, there will be no accidents," came the reply.
Posted by: David Foster at February 19, 2006 12:55 PM (5F0ML)
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Now we have to get the fines doubled for plastic assault weapons--or ban them outright! If only they had that law in Britain when the first pictures of Iraqi prisoner abuse were published in the Guardian--later proved to be staged/faked by someone associated with the paper. The rifles used--Japanese replicas based on a prototype subsequently modified before issuance--were the first tip-off. At least someone would have gotten fined. But good!
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February 18, 2006
Jeff Percifield
suggests that we boycott
Muslim products, and then remembers: "oh, wait — there aren't any." Ouch.
Much merriment ensues in his comments.
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Unless you count light sweet crude!
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at February 19, 2006 07:29 AM (DdRjH)
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Sure. But they don't make that.
Posted by: Attila Girl at February 19, 2006 11:31 AM (XbEp3)
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Persian rugs, pisitachios, and crappy, anti-American Turkish movies starring Gary Busey and Billy Zane, playing themselves--Hollywood whores-for-hire.
Posted by: Darrell at February 19, 2006 02:01 PM (g0mZ8)
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Those two drove me over the edge. I don't mind a bit of silliness from actors. In fact, I've come to expect it--and sometimes the best actors are the ones who are silliest. But Busey and Zane crossed that broad line into treason.
Posted by: Attila Girl at February 19, 2006 02:19 PM (XbEp3)
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It's nice that you highlighted my name prominently so the loser jihadiots will have less trouble tracking me down
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at February 19, 2006 02:35 PM (3gvfp)
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You'll have to get in line, I'm afraid. And they can't kill us all, so gays and women will be the first to go.
Oh, wait . . .
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What Emancipation Proclamation?
It was like a
train wreck on paper. I read every disgusting word.
Via Ace.
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Well, the good news is that he is going to get the same deal once he's in the slammer. Bruno will see to it. No contract necessary.
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Posted by: Attila Girl at February 19, 2006 11:32 AM (XbEp3)
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I dunno...if she saw this
before they got married, what made her think he'd actually
change? and what made her think that
marrying this guy was a
good idea?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 19, 2006 11:54 AM (1hM1d)
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The charge is kidnapping. Presumably the premise was that the entire "marriage" is something that occurred while the woman was under his control.
We don't know the details, but we can see his intentions, which amount to owning a human being.
Posted by: Attila Girl at February 19, 2006 12:50 PM (XbEp3)
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Do we still have insane asylums? and why wasn't this turkey in one?
Posted by: SDN at February 20, 2006 03:04 PM (KTzsS)
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I'm getting the impression people think this is more unusual than it actually is.
Posted by: k at February 20, 2006 06:32 PM (wZLWV)
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Well, it's a bit out of the ordinary to actually
document it this way.
Posted by: Attila Girl at February 20, 2006 06:53 PM (XbEp3)
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And to kidnap. But I also think both of those are more common than most people seem to realize.
Don't understand why someone would marry this kind of control freak to begin with? Fundamentalists of most any religion advocate husbands controlling wives as part of a *godly* way to live.
Islamofascists aren't the only ones. All sorts of American Christian groups say the same thing. And hold this up as *family values*, and a Good Thing that should be pushed even more than it is.
Behavior like this man's is the predictable conclusion. He's just more extreme - and accidentally became more public about it - than we're usually privy to.
Posted by: k at February 21, 2006 04:30 AM (y6n8O)
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Most married men are just giddy with the possibility of getting lucky sometime around New Year's eve.
Posted by: Darrell at February 21, 2006 08:41 PM (67ZOx)
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Georgia
. . . is
not a hospitable environment for peaches. I wonder if that dildo ban for the hoi polloi includes
vibrators electric massagers for sore muscles.
Via Insty.
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You can still have a cell phone with a vibrate option...Or one shaped like a peanut, in deference to our 39th President. Medical devices are allowed, as well as farm equipment and motor bikes.
Posted by: Darrell at February 19, 2006 07:43 AM (+IU6j)
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Still. "Fear the government that fears your dildo."
Posted by: Attila Girl at February 19, 2006 11:33 AM (XbEp3)
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To be honest, we all fear yours...
Sure, pass one little protectionist law to help your local cucumber farmers and all hell breaks loose!
Posted by: Darrell at February 19, 2006 01:42 PM (g0mZ8)
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But the whole approach is unrealistic: after all, there are squash and carrots and whatnot. After all, when cylindrically shaped objects are outlawed, only outlaws will have cylindrically shaped obects.
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So, the Deal with Ants is,
if you can't figure out where they're getting into the house—and you don't want to overuse the ant spray—there is this desperation measure you can take: find a spot right on or by the ant superhighway, and place a drop of honey there. Wait half an hour, and soon the part of the line that had been diffuse will be well-defined with busy, productive little ant bodies. Find the entry point, spray
that with ant spray (or block it off with powder, or sewing machine oil) and then wipe the rest of the critters up in a grand moment of speciesist bigotry.
But be sure to mop up that little honey drip very thoroughly, or you'll have company again, and soon.
For more household hints, PayPal me $50 tonight and I'll think of others so fast it'll make your head spin. Don't doubt me on this.
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I had no idea you had ant issues!
We have excellent ant problems down here.
And of course, not to blow my own horn TOO loud, I am really very good at killing them off. A few years back I even killed our entire neighborhood infestation of the dreaded Vietnamese White Footed Ants (aka *SE Asian Ants*, *Levitating Ants*, etc.) You have NO idea how hard it is to kill those suckers. Then they bring out their dead and stack them up. I saw one spot where there were at least a billion. I mean, it was this stack, several inches high and a couple feet long, like a black snowdrift of tiny black ant bodies. With teensy little white feet.
Where was I?
Ah yes! Now: When you say *powder* do you mean insecticide? Or boric acid powder?
Because I can probably tell you how to fix this, and boric acid powder is what you need.
Clearly, your particular problem species loves honey. This makes it much simpler.
Get yourself some boric acid powder. NOT the kind sold as ant-killer! You don't want extra ingredients. (Or extra costs. The plain powder is very cheap.) Just plain old ordinary boric acid powder, ok? They usually have it at Walgreens.
Mix a mild solution of powder to water. I use about 1 tbsp powder to 2 cups water. It takes a little while to dissolve. I use a jar with a lid and shake it.
Add honey. Since your guys like it so much, I'd use a lot of honey, as much as 1 c honey for every 2 c water. Less would probably do, though.
Now put THAT down, and watch the suckers come & get it.
Putting any boric acid based powder down for them to WALK through doesn't work. Supposedly that *dries them out* or some such ignoramus notion. Bull.
You need them to EAT it. It blocks their little respiratory tubes and they can't breathe. After a while, they suffocate. Since this is a mechanical action - like, say, burning them with a blowtorch would be - they can't build up a resistance to it.
The problem you get with critters returning is because they're not taking the *spray* back to the nest. Of course not, how could they?
You want the queen killed off, okay? That's imperative. Until she dies, she just keeps laying more eggs, which hatch and come back in your house.
To kill the queen, you need to make a boric acid solution that's strong enough to kill ants, but not so strong it kills them before they take it home to mama and FEED IT TO HER. See? They have to stay alive long enough to bring it home. They'll feed it to the other stay-at-homes, too, like the nursery tenders. And you want it to taste like something they'd want to eat. Say, honey.
A 2% solution will kill most ants. As you see, the one I spelled out here is a lot stronger than 2%. You may have to weaken it some to get the best results. Experiment a bit. I figure, the chemistry bit you won't mind too much. The ant bit is probably not your favorite thing in the world.
To make cleanup easier, I usually put the sticky stuff on a piece of plastic or foil, or inside a little plastic *dish* like a jar lid for a pill bottle or a soft drink bottle cap. If it's too far away for their little antennae to detect, lay a short piece of string with one end in the solution and the other across their trail. They'll follow the fuse. Really.
It's absolutely wonderful to watch them tell all their little friends, and see everyone come running up all excited to eat their poison - YUM!! YUM!! it's the FOOD! The Food from HEAVEN!!
and then they go home, and soon they're in sick bay, and their little friends say, oh, *I* know what'll make you feel better! some of that great new FOOD! here, let me run go get some for you, you just stay there and rest, I'll be right back...
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If You Want to See Thomas Sowell and Jeff Goldstein
perform a nice little tag-team takedown of the Legacy Media and its rather hysterical pursuit of the Vice President over that hunting accident,
have at it.
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And While We're On the Subject,
Don't dick around with
Oprah, either.
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Well, Now There Won't Be Any Complaints.
The artwork profiled
here (1) doesn't involved Mohammed at all, and (2) clearly targets those who murder in the name of Islam, rather than the majority, who practice it peacefully.
Also, it's hilarious.
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