August 10, 2007
Sometimes, a Little Brainstorming Is in Order.
On the dangers of "thinking like a terrorist," Hackbarth
muses: "Experts are fine, but the experts let us down Sep. 11, 2001."
Yup.
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Terrorize the United States? Looks to me the demonrats (democrats, john murtha, john kerry, teddy kennedy, shillary and the pretenders) are terrorizing the Country in spades. Enemies in our own borders. I don't even want to get started on the traitors at the state department....then there is the thing where the "republicans" are welling out our future to illegal immigrants, refusing to secure the borders..... The left is full of #%^&^@# about impeaching Bush. If they were serious, they would have something on the borders issue. Yep, there is another thing terrorizing the United States, compassionate conservatism. I long for the day this oxymoron is thrown in to the trash heap of history.
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"If It's August," Quoth Glenn,
" . . . it must be time for another round of 'Gender in the Blogosphere.'"
This time Goodman and Althouse get into it. I can't wait for the predictable choruses from aggreived male bloggers about how they can't truly compete, because they don't have breasts.
Ye gads. The only thing more boring than the gender of top bloggers is the race of top bloggers. It's probably just a matter of time before that one starts up, too.
I'm going out for ice cream, myself.
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So what we need in a lady blogger on top with each breast a different color. Hmmmm....KINKY!
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August 09, 2007
From My Cold, Dead
. . . Amazon account.
Kyle Cassidy's new book about American gunowners looks really, really cool. Newsweek's site has an audio-visual digest of the book that contains a little intro from Cassidy himself, along with some recordings of the featured families/individuals from the book: ordinary Americans talking about why they have guns.
Go here, check that your sound is on, and hit the red link. It's good stuff. Best phrase: "wrangling the gun vote."
Hat tip: KC.
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One of the guys at the office brought the book in. It's a very interesting and well-produced look at a wide cross section of American social strata--- cultural, economic, etc. Overall, a little creepy & I felt like I needed a shower afterwards.
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August 08, 2007
Overheard, 9
"What I really hate is when my husband looks at me while I'm talking and all outward signs point to someone listening. Then I find out a day or two later that he has no recollection of the conversation."
"Hm. I wonder if you could test this by suddenly, in the middle of the conversation—without changing tone at all—talking about your imaginary lover, Alberto. But don't specify "imaginary." Merely switch from a discussion of your son's college prospects to the lovely time you and Alberto had in the sack last week."
I love fireworks in the summer, whether someone is hitting a home run or not.
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Sounds like an old sitcom storyline* to me. And what happens if there is no reaction at the moment of the conversation? Or days later?
Self-immolation?
*four-letter p-word rhyming with snot. Banned by the spam hound, I guess.
Posted by: Darrell at August 08, 2007 08:34 PM (X2TlE)
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Its about relationship and communication, if you give a lot of unimportant information chances are people will tune you out. Don't blame your husband take responsibility for your speaking. I usually start out with "this is extreamly important" and end with, now tell me what you just heard.
Another idea is to make eye contact and read his mind as you are speaking. My wife usually knows what I am about to say and ocassionally reminds me about things that I even forgot to say. Now thats communication!
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The assumption should be, of course, that every word coming from your Sweetie IS important.
Does your wfe preface her remarks by saying "this is extremely important--repeat back to me what you just heard"? Just curious.
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My response got kicked back because your filter objects to the words "listen" and "to" in that order.
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Mission Accomplished
I finally got to hug Dr. E-Sharp: he was helping his company set up its booth for Siggraph, and it was just crazy. So while Professor Fractal complained that Scanmaster clearly wasn't attending Siggraph this year, Dr. E-Sharp was only a vague rumor to me. (I did see Scanmaster, and he showed me around like he always does. If you want to meet people it's a plus to hang out with eccentric, gregarious businessmen.)
E-Sharp and I trade voice mails, but can't seem to synch up. He's available, he tells me at one point. Of course, this is during the time I'm at the Siggraph Chapter party in the basement of that cool club on 6th and Broadway, chatting up people I haven't seen in 16 years—not since I stopped living with Martin G. Naturally, there's no cell phone reception in the basement.
So it goes. I start to open my voice mails with "this is your stalker. I'll be at thus-and-such around 3:00."
I stop by his company's booth and ask after him. "He's not working right now," the receptionist tells me. "Would you like to leave a business card?"
"That's okay," I reply. "Just let him know that his stalker dropped by."
She smiles. "Are you his wife?"
"Heavens, no," I tell her. "I don't have her class. Or her height."
Fifteen minutes later I run into Martin G., and we take another stroll by the good doctor's booth. Sure enough, the jinx has run its course. The E-Sharps are just standing there. We greet them, and escort 'em to the sandwich shop. Then they head out to the Electronic Theater while Marty and I take a turkey sandwich to Professor Fractal.
This is the most fun I've ever had at Siggraph: I knew I was there for social reasons, but I'd started to get an idea of what things were the most fun, and I no longer needed a tourguide to pick out the most interactive or interesting exhibits, or the coolest technology. So other than scoring a few hugs from the E-Sharps—and catching the Electronic Theatre—I went to San Diego without much of an agenda at all.
Just a hippie girl taking in the sights.
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At the Electronic Theatre Yesterday . . .
one of the featured filmettes was the U2/Green Day "The Saints Are Coming"
video.
It's stunning on every level: in its use of computer graphics (check out that water), the sound, the hittability of the lead singers (both generations, but of course Billy Joe Armstrong in particular—mascara notwithstanding), and as a piece of propaganda.
Those who are familiar with the U.S. Constitution will now start discussing posse comitatus, giving Bono a pass because he's Irish, and wondering why on earth leftists are now advocating a return to martial law based on Presidential whim.
But, please: the video was beautiful. It was an artistic/technological achievement, and it tugged at my heartstrings. It made me want to put up one of those posters about how the Navy doesn't need to hold bake sales to buy aircraft carriers. In short, it did exactly what good propaganda does: it made me feel, rather than think.
And it was a privilege to see it on a big screen, without the loss of resolution one always experiences with You Tube.
(Professor Fractal: "I hate You Tube. What about all those people who are posting their videos to You Tube, and deleting the originals? When better quality is available, where will they be?"
Martin G.: "If they are deleting the originals, it serves them right a few years down the line if they are stuck with horrendous-quality clips.")
Anyway, if you're in San Diego for Siggraph, be sure to get a ticket to the Electronic Theatre (or the Computer Animation Festival—whatever they're calling it these days).
It's longish (even grueling, as one nears the two-hour mark), but always—always—worth it.
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August 07, 2007
Emerging Technologies
Unfortunately, today will be my last day at
Siggraph; I'll have to make it count.
My very favorite exhibit in Emerging Technologies was "Globe 4D," put together by some whip-smart Netherlanders at the Universitat Leiden. In the middle of the display is a an ordinary globe atlas; surrounding it is a lazy Susan sort of device that allows one to track changes the occur, or occurred, or might occur, over a matter of time. (That is, one can historically track what has happened with continental drift, and which tectonic plates will be crashing against each other in the future—and therefore what continents will be merging in the next few million years. Or one can simply look at the effects of light on Earth, by tracking the days and seasons. Or one can look at what could happen if water levels rise. [Hint: Florida and Holland could be in trouble.)
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Geena Davis Spoke Yesterday.
on behalf of
See Jane, her new entertainment watchdog group that looks at issues of gender disparity in children's entertainment. So far, most of their research has focused on strict counting of characters in shows, which I don't find useful. What I find more interesting is the mushy, subjective stuff: how many strong female protagonists are there, for example? The number of "extras" in a cartoon that are male doesn't matter much to me.
And, needless to say, I'm in favor of neither government mandates on these issues, nor arbitrary guidelines that place handcuffs on writers and story editors. There are enough restraints on creativity in the world of children's programming as it is.
Nonetheless, it's worth keeping an eye on, so to speak: the idea of female visibility/freedom implied in a group like See Jane is another one of the fundamental liberal values that we need to promote. It is yet another Western notion that is under threat by Islamo-Fascism.
Just as I seek to make common cause with moderate Muslims, so I also intend to continue my dialogue with feminists who are seeking to enhance female visibility, support continuing opportunities for women, and fight the spread of Sharia law and other fundamentally sexist, oppressive political systems worldwide.
Very often, of course, the moderate Muslims and the creative feminists will turn out to be the same people. And that is delightful.
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In comedy, a woman can hit a man and people will laugh. A man hitting a woman is never treated as anything but the horrendous crime it is.
Unless Geena Davis is interested in correcting that double standard, I am not interested in her organization.
Posted by: John at August 07, 2007 04:06 PM (ZNOPy)
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I bet you pictured her with a cell phone tower on her head, right?
Posted by: Darrell at August 07, 2007 07:02 PM (xEZec)
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I actually think there is a lot to be done in the arena of violence against men by women--so much domestic violence goes contrary to the establised myths. (And that's not even getting into gay-on-gay domestic violence.)
But Davis is speaking as a concerned parent: her goals are long-term ones regarding how we educate our girls to grow up into independent women. And that is, in fact, one of the Western world's strengths vis a vis the Islamofascists: our boys (and girls) are brought up by women who know what they need to know, and can teach them a good part of what they'll be using to get by in the world. The I-F's still expect "a servile womb to breed free men."
And, D, I'm not sure: I can never see Ms. Davis's face. It's just too far up there. Thank goodness for television monitors.
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The I-F's still expect "a servile womb to breed free men."
Um, no.
Servile wombs, yes.
Free men? no.
At least not in the sense we understand "free".
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"are brought up by women who know what they need to know, and can teach them a good part of what they'll be using to get by in the world"
Geez Attila I have read this at a couple of times and still cannot make any sense of what these women know.
Please enlighten us all what values are imparted in the western world that eliminate domestic violence.
And speaking of your knowledge about other cultures, let me know how many muslim countries you have been to and what kind of statistics you have gathered while you were doing your PHD.
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Well, there is the fact that when domestic violence does occur in the West, it is treated as a serious CRIMINAL matter. How about that?
Posted by: Darrell at August 09, 2007 10:32 AM (oOHHZ)
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Don't get me wrong Attila, I am just asking where you get your information from? Is there a class offered in Harvard or MIT called Islmo-fascism 101 that I missed out on? Where the west is compared with the east and it is proven once and for all that one way is better than the other.
Did you do your research in different cultures and are now ready to publish your results? Or do you make this stuff up on your own, assuming that since this is your blog nobody will dare challenge you.
And now to you Darrell, treating it as a serious criminal matter has solved the problem according to you? And we should not even bother with it, at least here in the West? Gimme a break!
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Azmat, (1) I'm not big on formal schooling/credentials. If you want to read someone who has a doctorate, I could certainly provide you with some pointers. Or you might try searching "blog Ph.D.," or some such.
(2) My entry wasn't about domestic violence at all, but if you're interested in studying the rates of domestic violence among Westerners (including Muslims) vs. that among fundamentalist Muslms, and those who live under Islamist regimes, you could start by researching laws in the different countries/populations involved.
[a] You might compare the rate of "honor killings" within populations;
You might look at how many battered women's shelters there are in Muslim countries, vs. in Western/Westernized countries.
You might look at what percentage of women in battered women's shelters in, say, London, are women from traditionalist Muslim households vs. those who are from other demographics (e.g., Hindus, non-believers, Jews, and Christians).
Domestic violence is a difficult problem to solve. I'm not certain we'll ever completely eliminate it. However, the rate is bound to be lower among groups that do not promote the murder of one's own daughter as a "necessity" under certain circumstances (e.g., she's been raped, or she was seen talking to a man--or, heaven forfend--actually dated one). This is, of course, just a theory of mine: I haven't set about proving it, or published it in a paper.
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Treating it as a criminal matter EVERY TiME IT OCCURS is a start. Better than treating it as a birthright, wouldn't you say?
Got any degrees from Harvard or MIT, Azmat? Be honest now . . .
And, btw, if the East is so superior, what are you doing here? Airline screwup? I'm still confused.
Posted by: Darrell at August 09, 2007 06:22 PM (jX1sL)
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I am needed here !
And I never said anything about superior, its all the same to me. And who told you that domestic violence was a birthright, just another of many lies, that you have accepted without question.
As far as the Law is concerned, you are making my argument for me. "our boys (and girls) are brought up by women.." If they are brought up in such a manner then why would you need such tough Laws?
And Attila, You want me to look at statistics, I suggest you do the same and while you are at it visit some other countries and gain some perspective, I plan to go to India and Pakistan this Christmas, you are more than welcome to be my guest Just pay for your ticket I will take care of the rest.
I am so glad to see you acknowledge your theory and hunch. You are on the right track if you are able to recognize that you have made up this bias opinion without any evidence.
1. Honor killings happen in every culture
2. how many battered women's shelter? What does that prove that there are more battered women here, because there are more shelters here?
3. Percentage of women from muslim countries, would probably be lower per capita, check it out. Even though it is an inappropriate sample.
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I'd love to see your examples of honor killings among Jews, Christians, Hindus and athiests. Or among Europeans, Indians, blacks or Buddhists.
In short, I'd be interested in
any honor killings among the above demographics within the last 100 years.
And I'd love to go to India and Pakistan! Unfortunately, I can't afford a ticket right now. Dang!
Posted by: Attila Girl at August 09, 2007 07:10 PM (VgDLl)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouztv-tRPKM&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2EFCYc2JhY&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri3BC7KCAUw&mode=related&search=
Posted by: Darrell at August 10, 2007 11:38 AM (PcpOG)
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Attila, I have personally seen honor killings right here happening every day. You are unable to see it!
Let me give you only three examples:
1: A marine comes back home and finds his wife has been cheating on him. He kills her, and commits suicide. I don't know what you call it, I call it honor killing.
2. A young girl that I knew, was kicked out of her house at the age of 16 because she was hooked on drugs. One night she came to her mother begging to please let her in. The mother refused, the next day the girl was found dead!
The mother protected her honor, call it tough love, but lost a daughter, that in my books is honor killing.
3. A father killed himself and his family, it came out that he was about to be exposed and out of guilt and shame he killed his whole family.
There are hundreds of such stories, and you might not see it as honor killing, because it does not fit your paradigm.
Now as far as the links are concerned Darrell, those of us who refuse to think for ourself, use that as a crutch. You are more than welcome to post a dozen links, but just a simple thought from your own brain makes for a far more convincing argument. Unless you want me to think that like other organs in your body, you have decided to retire that organ and replace it with an electronic device.
And Attila, If $1500 is a lot of money for you, I can raise that for you. We will raise it on the website. Don't let that be your reason, If you really want to experience the world and are curious and want to know what it is really like, there is always a way. Then again, some don't want to think outside their comfort zone. And maybe you are not willing to confront your bias yet.
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I have mechanical devices too.
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You'll have to give me a raincheck, Az. If only I had fewer clients right now, I'd kill to go to India OR Pakistan. Next time, maybe.
D:
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Sean Hackbarth Joins the Fred Thompson Pre-Campaign.
They made a
thoughtful choice: Sean has been blogging for nearly a decade—he started a long time before the terms "weblog" and "blog" were even coined. And with his background in computers and economics, he's going to bring a lot to the table over there in D.C. I just hope he finds the time to continue his own efforts at The American Mind.
I suspect the weather is a bit better in Washington, D.C., versus Wisconsin. And I've long suspected that D.C. would be a fun place to live. Wasn't it Jeff Harrell who said that it was nearly impossible to get lost in the nation's capitol after a few weeks, what with all the famous landmarks everywhere one turns?
I'd be pretty happy with Fred as a candidate. Of course, one never knows what the MSM has up its sleeve: one person I know speculates that there's a lot more dirt on Giuliani than we know, and that the media aren't focusing on it right now because they hope Rudy will be the GOP nominee. That seemed a bit conspiratorial to me, but they are certainly going after Fred with enough gusto that I rather think they don't want him to carry the banner for the Republicans.
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August 06, 2007
Personally,
I take a purse cam with me
everywhere I go. It pretty much accessorizes with everything.
Via Insty, who remarks that Michelle Madigan is "not ready for prime time." I'm amazed that she thought she could pull that stunt off.
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August 05, 2007
Well, I'm Here.
I'm in San Diego, where the people are nice but the internet connections can be spotty.
Having a great time nerd-watching, socializing, and (let's be honest) reading the last Harry Potter book.
This, of course, is all exhausting. There's little time to blog.
Furthermore, one cannot write brilliant entries from the lobby of a Holiday Inn—I saw that written down somewhere, but I've forgotten where.
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It's not where you post from, it's what you post about.
(This aphorism brought to you by Aphorisms Is We, a wholely disowned subsidiary of Aphorisms Unanimous.)
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Located in a Holiday Inn near you. . .
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August 03, 2007
All We Are Saying . . .
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give war a chance.
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Being a Rush fan, and he says the Democrats are totally invested in our defeat in Iraq, it will be interesting to see how the Defeatocrats handle the "surge" working.
Posted by: RWB at August 04, 2007 11:55 AM (4j8Ry)
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The surge that reached its designed deployment mark in mid-June 2007, by the way--LESS THAN 50 DAYS AGO.
Posted by: Darrell at August 04, 2007 01:06 PM (H/9dk)
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Darrell, remember in the last week or ten days that the MSM went from how the war and subsequent invasion was wrong to winning might be a good thing?
Posted by: RWB at August 04, 2007 03:14 PM (4j8Ry)
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Frankly I don't. I was too busy reading about the parallels between the Minneapolis bridge collapse and Hurricane Katrina--and Bush not doing anything about the latter for weeks.
Posted by: Darrell at August 05, 2007 05:59 AM (M6MGz)
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Then you might have missed the memo blaming GWB for the Bubonic Plague of Europe in the Dark Ages. They caught hom red-handed.
Posted by: RWB at August 05, 2007 02:02 PM (4j8Ry)
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Today's best fiction appears every issue of Newsweek, Time, the Guardian and the New York and LA times. Surprisingly, none of it is from novelists.
Posted by: Darrell at August 05, 2007 07:40 PM (J+YvM)
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But the Minnesota bridge falling down
*is* Bush's fault! It was caused by Global Warming, which Bush refuses to do anything about.
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Oh very convincing! 0.7 degrees warmer on average over 150 years or so certainly can generate stresses far exceeding the 130+ degree seasonal variation in Minnesota. Every year. Far exceeding the torquing from re-pouring the deck on one side of the bridge even.
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Does No One in Iowa Eat Arugula?
I rather
doubt that.
Come on: You've got to give Obama credit for trying. Remember the milk thing? As I recall, it was George Bush Sr. that got caught in that particular trap, which led to that leitmotif some years later in The West Wing wherein the President and his aides kept trying to find someone who worked in the White House and knew the price of milk. Once the information was located, a memo was send 'round.
What bothers me is that it's hard to find the blends of prepackaged salad mix that have arugula and/or mustard greens already in 'em (e.g., the "Portofino" blend by Ready Pac). So one either has to get a whole bag or arugula (and risk that some will go to waste), or live without spicy greens in one's salad.
So give the kid a break, okay?
Of course, had I been stumping in Iowa, I might have stuck with the price of corn. A safer bet—and still delicious.
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Of course in Iowa, he would have to say the price of corn is too low--risking alienating those in the rest of the nation that do not grow corn. Come to think about it, why is he talking about high food prices in an agricultural State?
He should just stick to talking about the 10,000 dead in that Kansas tornado(May 2007. Actual death toll 12). And keep on talking tough about sending US troops into countries where they aren't deployed currently. Or into different civil wars. Etc.
Ready Pac has some other arugula blends, too--
Florentine Spinach Blend - tender baby spinach tossed with the slightly spicy zest of baby arugula
Zesty Baby Greens - a full-bodied blend featuring zesty baby mustard greens, arugula, baby spinach and baby lettuces
Posted by: Darrell at August 03, 2007 09:39 PM (VE5d0)
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Yes--but they are even harder to find in my local Ralph's than the Portofino blend. All I want is
the perfect salad, when I want it, and how I want it!
Is that so freakin'
difficult?
"Maybe I'm just 2 demanding;
Maybe I'm just like my father--2 bold . . ."
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ATTILA GIRL being too demanding, too bold? Hmmm...the name of the blog is "Little Miss Attila". I am shocked, SHOCKED I say.
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Inventory time. The name of the blog is "Little Miss Attila". Wants perfect salad when she wants ia and how she wants it. Has a life long history of leaving no opinion unexpressed. "Maybe I'm just 2 demanding". I am shocked that such shy and demure wall flower would say such a thing. ///
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Note to the Blog Princess. The ATTILA girl post was partially swallowed during the posting. It gave a message about it the site being under a spam attack. I thought that post was gone. I resubmitted one a later, and when I came to check for a reply, there is the partial posting. Weird.
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August 02, 2007
"You Know," My Father Announces, "I've Never Balanced a Checkbook in my Life."
"Yes," I respond. "When I got my first account and asked you how to keep it straight, you replied that the secret was to have two accounts, and use them alternately.
But I never had trouble with the 'running balance' thing. It was trying to reconcile them against the statements that always made me crazy."
"I can't even spell 'reconcile,'" my father replies.
This is the same guy who criticized me in college for not taking enough courses in "the natural sciences." (I used to wonder what unnatural sciences would be, but I never bothered to ask.)
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I stopped balancing my checkbook a long time ago, too. Stopped using checks much, as well--too much hassle. Nowadays they're only for on-line bill payment with a deposit to handle the total made immediately beforehand. For most of the month there's nothing to steal if a hacker ever gets hold of a number/password. Credit cards are used for most purchases instead of checks. It's safer and I've found the credit card companies are usually on my side in a dispute.
Posted by: Darrell at August 02, 2007 07:50 PM (1qZqZ)
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Like lonelygirl15 Attila is becoming a reality show. What happened to 2008 election? Do you no longer get any funding from the religious right?
And how come Darrell has toned down his hatred for the muslim world? I can just see the future: Attila will be posting videos of herself doing her daily chores, and Darrell will be shown wearing a turbun and admitting that he has converted to Islam.
Posted by: Azmat Hussain at August 02, 2007 10:34 PM (mdszq)
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Vows of silence are not what they used to be, eh Azmat?
The good fight--the war against the Left and all agents of terrorism and anti-Americanism continues unabated. Untie my hands and let me see your knife for a second and I'll show you how a Chicagoan dies.
Posted by: Darrell at August 03, 2007 09:45 AM (YZV6V)
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Nice of you to stop in, Az.
Posted by: Attila Girl at August 03, 2007 12:11 PM (VgDLl)
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the unnatural sciences are the faith based ones
Posted by: John Ryan at August 03, 2007 12:15 PM (TcoRJ)
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From the vast amount of evidence before my, the UN-NATURAL sciences are taught at U.C. Berkely
Posted by: RWB at August 03, 2007 12:25 PM (4j8Ry)
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Well, Az, just step over here and let me tighten up the ol' buckle on that straight jacket. THEN you can take the little pills in the papercup that make it all better.....
Posted by: RWB at August 03, 2007 12:36 PM (4j8Ry)
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What is up with the fiorcet stuff? Robots or idiots?
Posted by: RWB at August 05, 2007 01:57 PM (4j8Ry)
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Everyone Draws the Line Somewhere.
My mother doesn't mind my keeping beer in her fridge, or a bottle of vodka in her closet.
She refuses to let me leave Cheerios there, however.
Of course, what she doesn't know can't possibly hurt her. (Unless she finds it, in which case I'll simply disavow. And, yes—that is, in fact, a word, though one wonders how much currency it enjoyed before the 1960s.)
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Multigrain, I hope. . .
Posted by: Darrell at August 02, 2007 08:19 PM (1qZqZ)
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I will probably regret being weak-minded enough to ask this, but WHY won't your mama let you leave Cherio's in the closet?
Posted by: RWB at August 03, 2007 12:31 PM (4j8Ry)
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Darrell: You Midwesterners are such
hippies.
RWB: She's obese and diabetic, and feels that certain high-carb foods are too tempting to keep in the house. Most of the time she's able to keep her diet in balance, but when she decides to go on a "food binge," she's capable of putting quite a lot away . . . so, she just doesn't have stuff around that she doesn't want to eat.
I don't get it: most of the time, food bores me after a few bites.
Posted by: Attila Girl at August 03, 2007 01:22 PM (VgDLl)
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To me they just taste better! Like making Cream of Wheat with lumps.
This comment should release yours from Limbo.
Posted by: Darrell at August 03, 2007 06:28 PM (VE5d0)
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If it makes you feel better, the system rejects my comments, too. I'm discriminated against
because it's my blog.
Posted by: Attila Girl at August 03, 2007 09:27 PM (e3i3e)
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That reason for the Cheerio ban makes sense. Not at all what I expected!
Posted by: RWB at August 04, 2007 03:40 AM (4j8Ry)
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The reasons always make sense. Start there and you will never be surprised or disappointed. It's all about the journey, you know . . .
Posted by: Darrell at August 04, 2007 08:34 AM (H/9dk)
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August 01, 2007
Heck of a Twelve-Hour Span.
It included: (1) more work in the office, which meant coming to terms with The Calculator That Hates Me, and with QuickBooks.
I swear: like learning to drive a clutch again. I felt like I was 17 again. Ick.
(2) Driving across town to take my mother to the chiropractor. I was late in picking her up, so she used the opportunity to give me helpful advice regarding what route to take there, which lanes I should be in on the freeway, and the like. "Okey-dokey," I kept saying. I know she knew I was aggravated, but what can you do? Old habits die hard.
At a certain point I did say, "I think I'll navigate for a while, here."
(3) Dinner back on this side of town with my father, my stepmother, and my husband. Lovely meal, but it made it a long day. Dad, of course, was at his quirky best.
Did I tell you what my best friend in the 80s used to say about my parents? "Five minutes in the same room with either one of them explains sooo much."
I'm not sure she meant that in a good way.
So I'm sorry I'm so dull lately, but I do (sort of) have money in the bank, which is nice. I hate to make it sound like I prefer money to traffic, but . . . well, except for Darrell and a few other Bright Stars out there, the denizens of the blogosphere can't compete with Paying Clients. Not right now.
I'm halfway through re-reading The Half-Blood Prince, in preparation for You-Know-What. And I must get a move on: the husband is line right behind me . . .
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Did I tell you what my best friend in the 80s used to say about my parents? "Five minutes in the same room with either one of them explains sooo much."
You know, I like stopping by here, and I don't think I want to be banned, so we'll just leave it alone. Yep, thats it, leave it alone. (P.S, Princess, I cleared out Firefox's passwords here, and I used to sign on here as RWB. I for some stupid reason put my first name in the other day, and repeated it. Just wanted you to know that you didn't have ANOTHER idiot lurking. Kinda like the same idiot twice.)
Posted by: RWB at August 02, 2007 03:43 PM (4j8Ry)
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I have a handful of die-hard "idiots." I like to think my idiots are smarter than anyone else's, too.
Nice to have people stopping by, even when I'm not writing. At least, not online
Posted by: Attila Girl at August 02, 2007 03:48 PM (VgDLl)
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Any reader do Chinese characters?
I wonder if "China rocks!" or some-such could get a billion web-hits with a little word-of-mouth on China sites. Imagine AG's ad rates skyrocketing! Imagine LMA cracking the "top-ten" websites! Imagine!
Just think how much premium gin that could mean!
Posted by: Darrell at August 02, 2007 08:29 PM (1qZqZ)
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Darrell, spoken like a true capitalist! I'm proud of you!
Posted by: RWB at August 03, 2007 12:28 PM (4j8Ry)
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