Bernie was kind enough to link me from one of the nicest collections of artistically carved pumpkins I've ever seen. Seriously good shit.

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. . . who fell for this.

Dear Abby: what shall I do with her?

UPDATE: Fixed, though it was funnier with the wrong link.

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. . . brought to you by Popular Mechanics.

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Which addiction is worse? On the one hand, at least blogging forces some interaction with the world at large.

On the other hand, serious gamers aren't foisting the results of their vices onto unsuspecting web surfers.

I think all those people should get help. Like, now.

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And he's getting funnier as he gets weirder. There's this, for example, on the most recent Bill Clinton meltdown:

Had He witnessed the selfless magnificence of the former presidentÂ’s honesty, Christ Himself would have been inspired to rip His very hands free of their crucifixial spikes, switch the channel to ESPN-Palestine, and punch Himself in His nards out of unworthiness.

Beautiful.

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