December 31, 2006
Now I Can Die Happy.
Tammy Bruce took me out to breakfast this morning.
Hey, it's okay!—my husband knows all about it.
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well, she did sit next to you :-)
Posted by: caltechgirl at December 31, 2006 04:42 PM (r0kgl)
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ooo...I so love being part of the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy
We dress
so nice.
(it was fun! thanks, AG)
Posted by: Darleen at December 31, 2006 07:10 PM (x/ea7)
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Wait until I wish you and all your commenters a Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! A prosperous, adventurous one, too!
Posted by: Darrell at December 31, 2006 08:38 PM (AKFZY)
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"I'm clearly the somewhat chesty reincarnation of Emma Peel."
Post proof or retract!
Posted by: John at January 01, 2007 09:50 AM (xeqRv)
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So you need to see a picture of me in full martial-arts getup, wearing the most advanced belt I ever earned in jujitsu? Or something from the range?—with my Glock?
Posted by: Attila Girl at January 01, 2007 02:26 PM (zxOEV)
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December 29, 2006
How to Keep Yourself From Being Proselytized
Very
practical.
Of course, knowing us we'd have a BVM on one side of the porch and a Buddha on the other, and it would create Much Confusion.
H/t: CalTech Girl.
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An acquaintance of mine got tired of repeated visits
from the local Jehovah's Witnesses women's club,
so he answered the door in his boxers with a can of
beer in his hand and invited them in for a drink.
He hasn't seen them since.
FWIW, Buddha got rid of my Morman infestation.
-Bob
Posted by: Bob at December 29, 2006 03:53 PM (2tBSJ)
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you know, I think buddha might een work better than the Blessed Virgin.
Posted by: caltechgirl at December 29, 2006 04:57 PM (hQNjm)
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1. Pentagram.
2, Dead chicken.
3. Red splatters of various age and size on the floor.
Posted by: Billy Dennis at December 29, 2006 08:39 PM (3ish0)
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Do white lizards attract or repel Mormons?
Did Bob Woodward get an interview with Saddam Hussein as to his views of the war? Maybe he can play it now... Rest, Saddam, rest.
Posted by: Darrell at December 29, 2006 09:01 PM (Grscj)
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December 28, 2006
Clarity is Good.
Kate Kershner puts in writing the
requirements any sane person would have of his/her parents during a holiday visit in
Production Rider for Kate Kershner's Holiday Visit Home Tour:
Probably best to avoid politics, books of a high-minded literary nature, foreign films, and music that doesn't have words. TALENT feels stupid when these are discussed and accidentally lies about her knowledge of them, which makes TALENT feel bad and drink more.
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John Edwards
. . . has
announced for 2008, 2012, and 2016. Scott Ott:
“Americans are looking for a candidate with experience running for president,” said an unnamed campaign spokesman. “In 2018, when John Edwards is 65, he’ll have spent 16 years seeking the office and have four campaigns under his belt. We think that will position him well for victory in 2020.”
H/t: Insty.
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December 27, 2006
December 24, 2006
Iowahawk
. . .
channels Joseph Rago in a "rough draft" of the latter's diatribe against the blogosphere for the
Wall Street Journal.
It is, as always, magnificent.
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December 23, 2006
Over at WE HATE GAYS
. . . I mean, MY PET JAWA, Ragner
takes the high road.
They're pretty funny over there, for homophobes.
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Wow.
This is some
pretty heady company I'm in, here.
I'm getting a surprising amount of support. I mean, I'd feel bad about my low showing, but look at this list! Even Virginia Postrel isn't looking as good as she ought to.
I was considering voting for The Anchoress, and then I faltered and voted for . . well, myself. I'm selfish. So selfish.
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I just found out that the low vote DOESN'T win this contest. We have some catching up to do!
Every vote makes a statement! You decide what that is!
Posted by: Darrell at December 23, 2006 10:04 AM (JVUER)
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I'm not liking your low numbers--I mean after all I seconded your nomination.
However. "Conservative Blogress" is one thing. "Diva" might be another.
Shouldn't there be more hairbrush-throwing, temper-tantrums to make true 'Diva' status? I can't recall if you've ever yanked a handful of another blogress' hair or bitchslapped anyone for getting uppity with you here...
It's great to be nominated for contests. It's even better to win...some.
Posted by: Desert Cat at December 23, 2006 09:17 PM (xdX36)
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Waitaminnit waitaminnit waitaminnit! I forgot about
this post! And it was just this week.
Yeah that's the ticket, right there.
Well I voted for you anyway, but now I have better justification for *not* voting for the other diva (who flicked me from her blogroll for failing to keep my lips adhered tightly enough to her diva posterior).
Posted by: Desert Cat at December 23, 2006 10:26 PM (xdX36)
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Our outstanding efforts left that eClaire honey eating our dust!! 43 to 39, baby!!! Read it and weep!
Real Divas don't need polls to tell them what they already know . . .Woms! Everyone of them! As if you'd even open your winner's notification . . .
Posted by: Darrell at December 24, 2006 10:40 PM (kO6ep)
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December 22, 2006
Reynolds
. . .
on Jimmy Carter:
"I think Carter hoped that this book would cement his reputation for history. And I think it has."
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Posted by: John at December 22, 2006 08:11 PM (eZmlq)
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This is as good as any time to point out that LMA is a semi-finalist in the Grande Conservative Blogress Diva 2007 Awards at Gaypatriot.
http://gaypatriot.net/2006/12/22/voting-begins-for-grande-conservative-blogress-diva
AG is the undisputed Queen of The Broken-Link and I know it should be "Blogtress," but who cares. You only have until December 24th to vote, and since LMA has mentioned this zero times by my count, she may need a little help. She is currently trailing Ann Althouse 601 to 17.(Friday midnite) If Kos can get 2000 votes in ten hours in that other web awards contest, this should be no problem at all. Pretend you are from Chicago. Like Senator O'bama. John Fitzgerald O'bama.
Posted by: Darrell at December 22, 2006 10:02 PM (jdNbM)
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I'd fix the link, but it would ruin my rep
I like John Fitzgerald O'bama. Never trust an Irishman.
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 23, 2006 12:54 AM (zxOEV)
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I got to this link just fine, but now that I know it's not just me, the link for "The Rules of the Game in the Middle East" is messed up, too. So on balance, I'd say LMA is still in the running...
Posted by: RightWingConspirator at December 26, 2006 03:01 PM (RvFeA)
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I stand corrected. A later attempt to open the link above proved successful. Perhaps my comp is a toaster posing as a computer after all... And my apologies to LMA.
Posted by: RightWingConspirator at December 26, 2006 04:59 PM (RvFeA)
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December 19, 2006
So You're Wondering What That Word Was That Got Bleeped Out, Huh?
Cal Tech Girl has the
uncensored version of "Dick in a Box," to inspire all the procrastinating (and, um, self-confident) males out there.
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Dan C. and Jeff G.
. . . are looking for Professors of Drunk Studies. Please send your applications to
Protein Wisdom.
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December 17, 2006
I know, I know.
I had
the same reaction.
Quite a comedown, isn't it?
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I send you a Time "Person-of-the-Year" logo for your website. Soon as I steal one. That alone should increase your ad rates by at least 10%. You're special. Just like everyone else! Now, isn't THAT special?
Posted by: Darrell at December 17, 2006 08:14 AM (2zCMq)
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But if EVERYONE'S special . . . ?
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 17, 2006 11:46 AM (zxOEV)
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Then you're in Hoolywood...
Posted by: Darrell at December 17, 2006 01:14 PM (nqp3t)
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Make that "Hollywood." Swollen fingers from the Raynaud's. And your system would have to take it lightening fast THIS time, even though I closed the window in a millisecond!
Posted by: Darrell at December 17, 2006 01:22 PM (nqp3t)
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The ultimate political correctness; everybody wins, nobody loses.
Kind of makes the award meaningless.
Posted by: Jack at December 17, 2006 05:07 PM (oqFEL)
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I think they were trying for an "Army of Davids" kind of thing, but they didn't want to give Glenn credit for the idea.
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 17, 2006 08:00 PM (zxOEV)
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I thought you had to kill (or enable the killing of)
thousands, if not millions of innocent people to be
Time's Person of the Year.
Even the Onion caught on to that:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56424
Do you suppose we've gotten a Left-handed compliment?
(Pun intended.)
-Bob
Posted by: Bob at December 18, 2006 07:12 AM (CP6tB)
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LMA, Time--I mean TIME--really meant you. The editors sent me a secret e-mail filling me in. They had to end up including others so your head didn't get too big that you'd quit your day job and swim in the massive amount of egoboo. They succeeded.
Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at December 18, 2006 05:09 PM (QJ5cf)
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You know what, Sean?--I kind of knew that, deep down . . .
Posted by: Attila Girl at December 18, 2006 11:30 PM (zxOEV)
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They stole the idea from Burger King. Who is that behind the mask? You. That's right, you!
I don't think so!
TIME reached bottom and kept digging. How about making THAT your last issue.
Posted by: Darrell at December 19, 2006 07:45 PM (J3hah)
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December 16, 2006
VodkaPundit Returns.
Well, sort of.
Holy fucking shit: Steve has been—is—seriously ill. But he's stabilizing, and may even start writing again at some point.
Send him a note to wish him well, or drop by and say "hi."
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December 15, 2006
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December 13, 2006
The Crisper Is Back.
Dave's posting again at my favorite
nutrition blog. Thank goodness; I was starting to feel like a chump for going back there all the time during his hiatus.
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