March 30, 2006
So. Is It Me?
Or is Harrell getting almost
tart these days?
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Either he doesn't have enough to do at his new job, or he's avoiding a nervous breakdown.
Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at March 30, 2006 09:27 PM (JAozc)
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I'm going to go with Bachelor #2, there . . .
Posted by: Attila Girl at March 30, 2006 11:08 PM (s96U4)
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There's always room for another.
Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at March 30, 2006 11:40 PM (JAozc)
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March 29, 2006
What's the Favorite Whiskey of Baby Seals?
Same as mine, oddly enough.
Rightwing Duck has more.
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Canadian Club?
I picture you liking Jameson's for that wonderful flavor. I would suggest Old Forester Birthday Bourbon, for your professional reviewing. How's that going, by the way? Is your home filled with distillery samples yet, awaiting your tasting?
Posted by: Darrell at March 29, 2006 07:40 AM (hiyB3)
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So you get them drunk before you club them? I like your style.
Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at March 29, 2006 11:37 AM (JAozc)
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Next gin review: Wet. Good stuff.
I actually do like Irish whisky and Scotch, but Canadian Club is my whiskey ordinaire.
Posted by: Attila Girl at March 29, 2006 03:14 PM (s96U4)
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Make sure you send your review to the Beefeater WET website...And maybe a cocktail suggestion or two. I offer "WET Dream", since they are going that route in their advertising. You can create the recipe. Maybe they will send you a bottle of their Crown Jewel.
Posted by: Darrell at March 29, 2006 08:53 PM (7GhFV)
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YAy! Thanks for the link!
Posted by: RightWingDuck at March 30, 2006 01:33 PM (1AWMf)
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March 27, 2006
Reynolds' Nixon Moment.
"I've never been a
knitter."
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Posted by: beautifulatrocities at March 27, 2006 11:46 AM (rZ7FG)
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Hmmm....And I pictured you knitting.
Posted by: Darrell at March 27, 2006 01:52 PM (o/8QX)
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Have you ever been a pearler? I've pictured you pearling.
Posted by: Averroes at March 27, 2006 03:38 PM (jlOCy)
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March 25, 2006
March 19, 2006
Drugs or No, He's Still Brilliant.
Harrell, again:
HereÂ’s how I know IÂ’m a hot-shot D.C. insider: If you fly into Reagan on the northern approach late in the day and happen to be sitting on the left side of the plane in a window seat, you get the most amazing view of the District you could ever hope to see. As the plane makes it approach down the center-line of the river and performs its death dive into the Potomac, all the towering marble facades slide by outside your window like so many visions from an era past. I know this. In fact, I specifically changed my seat assignment this morning so I could have a window seat on the left side, just in case the winds are favorable for a north-to-south approach to the airport. Just in case.
IÂ’m pretty sure that makes me a hot-shot D.C. insider.
Shut up. Stop laughing. Seriously. IÂ’ve been there for three weeks.
I saw that view entirely by chance when I flew out to D.C. for CPAC. And then I landed at National and took the Metro to the neighborhood my hotel was in, looking at the map and grinning like an idiot all the way there. ("I'm underneath the Pentagon! Or nearby, anyway! Isn't it wonderful!" I did not say these things out loud, of course, but I saw people edging nerviously away just from the vibe.)
I love that city. Though it is cold; no getting around that.
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The reason you have to sit on the left (D.C.) side coming into National is that if you sit on the right (Va.) side, you realize you're only a few feet higher than the roofs of the office buildings in Crystal City, whizzing by fast. Which scares the crap out of me.
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March 17, 2006
March 13, 2006
The Irish Conspiracy
. . . as seen through the eyes of hard-drinking
Texan Jews.
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March 10, 2006
Enough with the Fucking Books!
I'd like everyone to please
stop writing until I catch up. I can't even think about Glenn Reynolds'
An Army of Davids; I'm still working (to my shame) on
The Singularity is Near, which—by the way—has way too many pages in it. Way. Too. Many. My background may also be a bit light for it in the following arenas:
1. Biology. (I took human physiology in high school, because I couldn't relate to the creatures that inhabit tidepools; it was all about my species back then.)
2. Mathematics. (I never learned the mutliplication tables, because whenever my mother or stepmother pulled out the flash cards, I found myself looking at the numerals, and wondering how architecturally stable they would be if they were buildings, or how they would dance if they were people. Apparently, these were the wrong things to focus on, and it held me back just a little bit with higher math.)
3. Computers. (I spent my 20s hanging out with computer programmers, but their concerns were a good deal less interesting to me than who was sleeping with whom, and whether they were going to break up soon, and who made the best omelet, and what shape the ideal teapot would be, and why William Butler Yeats is so underappreciated as a poet. I regret the error.)
Bye the bye, Tigerhawk has a cute review of Army of Davids, in which he calls it "romantic."
Hat tip: . . . wait for it . . . Instapundit.
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Posted by: beautifulatrocities at March 10, 2006 06:15 AM (5y7yl)
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I suspect 1, 4, 7, and 9 wouldn't make it very far on "Dancing With The Stars." One might do OK if it has the little base line like in this font. The others are, unfortunately, too top heavy. 2, 3, 5, 6, and 8 might have the best shot, if they don't get overconfident. And practice eight hours a day, of course. As for buildings, I think I could live in 8. Computer people dating anyone is too silly to comment about.
Posted by: Darrell at March 10, 2006 08:27 PM (1m4nH)
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Actually, I liked 7 and 9 as dancers, but I found them disturbing architecturally.
The stablest building is, indeed, 8. 1 in a serif font has a certain nobility to it, and 2 has style.
Posted by: Attila Girl at March 10, 2006 11:04 PM (s96U4)
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Relentless testing got me to learn my multiplication tables. Too bad for me my teachers didn't take spelling as seriously. Then again I might have expected too much. While my classmates were ace-ing their spelling tests I was getting one or two wrong. Therefore I thought I wasn't a good speller. Relatively speaking, I wasn't.
With biology I never got past the "ick" stuff. Squishy, slimey, liquid stuff gives me the willies. I'm not sure how I got through high school biology. I can read about DNA and organ's functions but that's all the farther I can go.
Object-oriented programming turned me off from computer science. Or was it the break-up with my girlfriend at the time who was in the same class? Or was it the realization that learning Pascal when C was the language meant I was wasting my time?
Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at March 11, 2006 12:04 AM (2myVv)
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March 08, 2006
My Private Wisconsin
Over the next week I'll be dividing my time between this blog and Sean's digs over at
The American Mind. Sean will out of his snowy element for a week between the mesas in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
He'll be enjoying something called baseball. I gather it involves grown men standing around in a field, playing with balls and sticks and being watched by other grown men who drink beer. As I understand it, this is all followed by more drinking of beer, supplanted (in Sean's case) by the consumption of margaritas, just to break things up.
I'll be driving up to the Bay Area on Sunday, and I'm hoping to get you all a little coastal photoblogging action. So with some luck both blogs will be filled with pretty pictures from warm places.
Enjoy. And make sure to meet me over at The American Mind when you have the chance.
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Yes. It is a mostÂ…interesting and subtle sport.
The men are divided into teams. One team plays with their balls. The other team rubs and shakes and swings their sticks. After one team is "outed" three times, a new "inning" begins. The teams switch sides, and now the team that was playing with their balls swings their sticks, and the team that was swinging their sticks plays with their balls.
Some of the more subtle moves that I have observed include the antics of the man called the “batter”, otherwise known as the “man whose turn it is to shake his stick at the other team”. The “batter” emerges from a cave in the ground called a “dugout”. In the cave, other men can be observed spitting and grunting and scratching their balls. The “batter” approaches a certain location, spits on his hands, and then rubs his stick. He thumps it on the ground a few times, shakes it menacingly toward the other team, and then raises it in the air over his head.
These antics appear to be designed to draw the attention of a man from the other team called the “pitcher”, otherwise known as the “man standing on a hump, fondling his balls.” This man glares at the “batter” for a few moments, like a bull contemplating the matador. He glances around at his teammates, as if summoning courage. Then all of a sudden he rears up on one leg in a MOST dramatic fashion, kicks his other leg outward defiantly, and
hurls his ball at the “batter”!
This is a most startling development, and one that would be expected to result in an immediate melee in any other context! But no melee ensues. Instead, the hurled ball is caught by a man kneeling behind the “batter”, called a “catcher”, otherwise known as “oddly dressed little man squatting behind the batter in a submissive posture”. After catching the hurled ball, he fondles it and tosses it back at the “pitcher”, then kneels down again behind the “batter” in an expectant pose. The “pitcher” kicks at the ground with his foot, snorts and spits an enormous quantity of mucus, then proceeds to examine and fondle his ball again.
Meanwhile the “batter” seems to completely ignore this “catcher”. He kicks the ground several times himself, rubs his stick and waves it around again, and then returns to focusing his attention on the “pitcher”. There certainly seems to be some kind of tension between these three players, that’s for sure. (The other players are gathered in a broad circle around the field, watching the drama unfold.)
Simultaneous with the hurling of the ball, there is yet another man hunched down behind the “catcher”. At the moment the “catcher” catches the hurled ball, this man barks an unintelligible command (sometimes “EE-Ryke!", sometimes “Bwoah!”), and makes a (lewd?) gesture with his fist. What this means I cannot fathom, (although this same man is sometimes observed fondling and exchanging balls with the “catcher”). Perhaps he is expressing his dismay at this outburst of temper from the “man standing on the hump, fondling balls”.
There is much more that I have observed, much of it most startling and dismaying. But I havenÂ’t the time to go into it all right now.
Posted by: Desert Cat at March 08, 2006 12:11 PM (B2X7i)
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I hope that you didn't cut and paste that, cause it was too good, had me laughing. Please can we have some more, perhaps some on hockey and maybe cricket, and don't forget GOLF.
You are one funny guy!
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That was off the cuff, but I was *supposed* to be working at the time, so I had to cut it short.
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March 07, 2006
March 04, 2006
What a Great Evening.
Dinner tonight with
Darleen Click and her charming husband, a photographer/bass player who likes a lot of the same classic rock music I love to crank when I'm driving.
"Drums and bass," I tell him. "No one appreciates either one enough. But there's no rock and roll without either one."
The occasion? Well, I forgot to return Darleen's camera last summer when she left it at my house, and she knows I love good Mexican food—so she wanted to share her family's favorite Mexican place with me. My own husband has a badass deadline, so I bore my guilt and went out for excellent food, fun music, margaritas, and terrific conversation. And, uh, to finally return that camera.
Needless to say, with Darleen's excellent law-enforcement contacts, I got plenty of story ideas, but I'm not sharing them with any of you, lest you steal them and execute them imperfectly. (The former is bad enough, but the latter is entirely unacceptable.)
What amazes me is this: one assumes a lot of the writers out there on the web—bloggers, especially—cannot be as engaging in real life as they are online.
Of course, most of 'em are. It turns out that the world is full of smart people. I mean, smart like X-Acto blades.
Having an online presence can be like panning for gold: it isn't until things get shaken up a bit that you realize whom you like and trust.
Not that this didn't happen to me in high school: I have a core group of friends now whom I've held onto for better than 30 years. But to have it happen all over again, to find people who walk in real life like they talk online, is frosting on the cake.
Thank you, Darleen. (Green corn tamales in a few months, and maybe Attila the Hub will be able to make it! Can't wait.)
Excelsior.
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AG
We had a great time! I'm so glad we got our schedules together and hubby and I really look forward to the next time so Attila the Hub can join us.
:-)
Posted by: Darleen at March 05, 2006 08:38 AM (FgfaV)
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Jeff Attempts
. . . some
straight talk with Sean Hannity.
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