1 Attila, don't miss what Jeff is doing. It's really quite hilarious in the broader context of what he has posted about recently. See, he's pulling a lefty trick on "early" and using it rather effectively. Ah, the smell of cognitive dissonance in the morning!

2 Oh, I saw what he was doing; I just wanted to inject a cautionary note, since the whole equation of female genitalia with wimpiness is done elsewhere very UNironically in the 'sphere. I thought it was funny when he did it, and funny when you did it. I was just sort of clearing my throat--but laughing at the same time. I really can't compete over there in the irony/humor department, so I throw out literal-minded softballs for the others to riff off of.