. . . in that game of "Veep Chicken."

I don't think it's any secret that I'm rooting for Jindal or Palin, but if it's Romney, I'll live. Life will go on.

If it's Huckabee, I'll forego the assassination option (just for you, my beloved friends in the Secret Service). But I might well stay home. I've made my peace with voting for Johnny Mac; but he can only push a girl so far before she gets "ballot flu."

Johnny, you are a bit long in the tooth to bring a light-up, extra-constitutional, brain-free, pseudo-Christian, purely decorative populist asshole onto the ticket with you. I must be realistic and regard whomever you pick as a potential leader; choose wisely, or we're through. Again. And this time, I'm giving you back your class ring.

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