1 Yeah, it's funny and all, but as far as I can tell it's also completely true. This is a completely different kind of thing, of course, but I'm reminded of the article in The Onion about God's post-9/11 press conference. (No link, because archives are available only to paying customers, and I'm desperately poor.) It was satire, yes, but it was also steeped in essential truth.

2 Was that the one where He started cussing, wondering how He was going to get through to people that "murder is wrong, just don't fucking do it"? That was hilarious.

3 I'm still voting against Bush. Although I'm glad he's started to think about a vision for the future. I wonder how he plans to handle Iraq.