. . . for CPAC 2005, the conservative convention to be held in the Ronald Reagan building (in Washington, D.C.) in late February. Instead, they are inviting some of the more obvious candidates, like James Joyner, Kevin Aylward, LaShawn Barber, and . . . Ana Marie Cox?

WTF? She's not even a conservative. I mean, what does Wonkette have that I don't have? I guess that would be: delicate Irish good looks, an actual readership, and a 55-gallon drum of KY jelly.

Fine. I had better things to do that weekend anyway. In fact, some of my friends may just get a cabin in the woods, and we could be playing in the snow like the SoCal boys and girls we'll always be at heart.

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1 “I mean, what does Wonkette have that I don't have?” Interns.  ;-)

Posted by: Watcher at January 27, 2005 02:28 PM (mLuhB)

2 I can send u the KY, will that get you started?

Posted by: jeff at January 27, 2005 05:53 PM (Pp88j)

3 The best "lube" would be Wonkette's Conde Nast-financed stipend. Once we've got that covered, we can move on to the niceties. Liquid Silk. The 8.45-oz size, in the pump dispenser. Thanks.

Posted by: Attila Girl at January 27, 2005 09:44 PM (RjyQ5)

4 If that's what passes for "delicate Irish good looks" these days, I weep for the Emerald Isle. I mean, she wouldn't put the hogs off their feed or anything, but I'm not exactly filing her phys away in my Spank Bank™, you know?

Posted by: Jeff Harrell at January 28, 2005 12:26 AM (UAuME)

5 I do think she's a pretty woman, and I believe a detect a little Celtic in her appearance. That's all.

Posted by: Attila Girl at January 28, 2005 02:17 AM (RjyQ5)

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