September 18, 2006

"Did You Meet Your Mother's New Dog?" Attila the Hub Asks.

"Yes, I did. What a sweet puppy."

"What breed is she?"

"Breed? Ah, yes. Well, we think she's a mix—maybe with some Labrador."

He looks at me, hard. "Rottweiler, Doberman, or Pit Bull?"

I sigh. "Pit Bull. But a really cute, good-natured one."

Posted by: Attila Girl at 12:13 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 Pit bull's are always "good-natured" when they don't bite YOUR face off.

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at September 18, 2006 10:24 PM (RiZPJ)

2 aHAH! So the Attila Hub frowns upon the bred-to-be variety of fight dog?

Posted by: k at September 19, 2006 09:37 AM (fEnUg)

3 One less thing to worry about with my mother turning 70 this year, and living alone. The nice doggie is very nice. She needs to chew on fewer things; perhaps my mother should get her more chew toys. I don't think the doorjamb was the best possible choice. I'm also trying to get her away from chewing furniture.

Posted by: Attila Girl at September 19, 2006 08:03 PM (9c7FW)

4 Make sure a taser is on hand. For the dog and any intruders.

Posted by: Sean Hackbarth at September 19, 2006 11:43 PM (RiZPJ)

5 She has one of my revolvers, just in case.

Posted by: Attila Girl at September 20, 2006 12:06 AM (LEEsJ)

6 Great work! http://spogqcvb.com/trwt/eonh.html | http://gxqskcxv.com/lugh/toox.html

Posted by: Ethan at September 22, 2006 07:07 PM (By9mn)

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