December 29, 2006

How to Keep Yourself From Being Proselytized

Very practical.

Of course, knowing us we'd have a BVM on one side of the porch and a Buddha on the other, and it would create Much Confusion.

H/t: CalTech Girl.

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1 An acquaintance of mine got tired of repeated visits from the local Jehovah's Witnesses women's club, so he answered the door in his boxers with a can of beer in his hand and invited them in for a drink. He hasn't seen them since. FWIW, Buddha got rid of my Morman infestation. -Bob

Posted by: Bob at December 29, 2006 03:53 PM (2tBSJ)

2 you know, I think buddha might een work better than the Blessed Virgin.

Posted by: caltechgirl at December 29, 2006 04:57 PM (hQNjm)

3 1. Pentagram. 2, Dead chicken. 3. Red splatters of various age and size on the floor.

Posted by: Billy Dennis at December 29, 2006 08:39 PM (3ish0)

4 Do white lizards attract or repel Mormons? Did Bob Woodward get an interview with Saddam Hussein as to his views of the war? Maybe he can play it now... Rest, Saddam, rest.

Posted by: Darrell at December 29, 2006 09:01 PM (Grscj)

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