July 31, 2006

If a Tar Baby is a Black Person

. . . what are the implications of my working so near the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles? Is that, like, a ghetto for saber-toothed tigers?

Cal Tech Girl is starting to get irritated, as anyone who owns a dictionary in this day and age must.

Posted by: Attila Girl at 10:52 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll have to pass that one on to hubby!

Posted by: caltechgirl at July 31, 2006 11:26 AM (/vgMZ)

2 ...as opposed to a Biar Patch? Heh.

Posted by: leelu at July 31, 2006 05:04 PM (8RqnW)

3 ...as opposed to a Briar Patch? (Preview is my friend. Preview is my friend. Preview is my friend. . . . )

Posted by: leelu at July 31, 2006 05:05 PM (8RqnW)

4 In case any of my high school friends show up, I do feel obligated to point out that "The La Brea Tar Pits" is a redundant phrase. One is essentially saying "the the tar tar pits." Yet it sounds funny if one doesn't.

Posted by: Attila Girl at July 31, 2006 09:53 PM (4IuF2)

5 I've been to the tar pits a couple of times on visits to LA. It was cool. No one was walking around in a permanent state of being offended by its presence either. Do women pushing their kids around the pits in strollers have to call their kids "tar babies" now? Maybe "tar baby wannabes".

Posted by: clydec at August 01, 2006 07:52 AM (6m+7s)

6 I resent your specieist insinuation that saber-tooth tigers live in ghettos. You have hurt my felines. I demand an apology.

Posted by: Desert Cat at August 01, 2006 06:29 PM (xdX36)

7 Do I also owe all modern breeds of cats reparations for my crimes against the types that have died out . . .? And if my brother's name is "Tiger," can I just give the dough to him?

Posted by: Attila Girl at August 01, 2006 10:02 PM (4IuF2)

8 It's not about the dough so much as the respect. Ancient Egyptians were responsible for all the great inventions and the cats were revered as gods. It's time to restore the glory of the worship of Bast.

Posted by: Desert Cat at August 02, 2006 06:29 AM (xdX36)

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