January 26, 2006
Least Successful Singles Profile Blurbs
I suppose you think youÂ’re better than me--just like the rest of them
Looking for someone to share the wonder of desperate, clawing loneliness
I have a really big heart! In the refrigerator
Could YOU be the one to help me forget my pain?
Have successfully completed three straight months of Pier One papasan chair payments
I want to end my parade of lies with someone special
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Looking for someone to share the wonder of desperate, clawing loneliness
I have a really big heart! In the refrigerator
Could YOU be the one to help me forget my pain?
Have successfully completed three straight months of Pier One papasan chair payments
I want to end my parade of lies with someone special
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"I have a really big heart! In the refrigerator."
ROFL.
I may use that one someplace.
Posted by: Kathy K at January 26, 2006 06:24 PM (HTuUx)
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"I'm honest. You have no idea how honest I am. I've never met anyone as honest as me. Did I mention I'm honest?"
Posted by: McGehee at January 26, 2006 07:59 PM (lAOTn)
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The third was truly is a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Attila Girl at January 27, 2006 12:00 AM (XbEp3)
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The ankle monitor is off and it's time to kick up my heels!
The voices in my head say it's time to try again...
Are YOU a REAL man who doesn't run when he hears "300 pounds"?
The Appeals Court has spoken!
Posted by: Darrell at January 27, 2006 09:03 AM (wxQVe)
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