1 What do you think of the tulip dress? It's from Target, so it's easy to imagine a couple of women or three showing up at a Tupperware party in it, to their mortification

2 I love cheap clothes, especially cotton party dresses. I thought the dress was fun, though I probably wouldn't wear it to work--and you have to be in the right mood to pull something like that off. If I had on a loud-ish summer frock and two others at the party were wearing the same thing I'd try to get them to form a chorus line. And I'm so physically cllumsy that they'd end up looking better by the time we were done, since I'd kicking with my right leg when they were kicking with their left legs. That's Mother Nature's way of equalizing the playing field.

3 By the way, as you're recovering from sinus surgery, never reveal you nasal problems to Sondra. She will ridicule you

4 No. I get a free pass. Ha ha. If you ever discover that you have a deviated septum, however, she'll ridicule you. Then I'll join in. Ha ha ha.