My nose is now producing more traditional fluids, in addition to those we might associate with emergencies.
And under the bandages I look a lot less like a corpse and a lot more like I'm just ugly.
I actually have two meetings on Sunday, though, so I'm hoping the swelling goes down and the biological material is less copius. Otherwise I'll have to show up sporting the bandaged look. Very chic.
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Can't you just admit you had a nosejob? I hope you didn't go to one of those low-cost mills in Tiajuana. That was
Steven Tyler's mistake. I know they offer incentives like FREE BOOB JOB but it's not worth it.
Posted by: beautifulatrocities at January 28, 2006 01:24 PM (j6hXo)
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Never ugly! I am picturing a more ergonomic version of Lara Croft after a battle or two(in real life). I'd go with white adhesive tape over the knuckles on your right hand to complete the look. Maybe a few Hello Kitty stickers on the bandages to soften things up a little...Might as well use the surgery to instill a little fear. Then, clients may not call you at 10 PM when they don't want you to report the next day. Writers know their audience, you know, and twist reality to their advantage.
Posted by: Darrell at January 28, 2006 01:26 PM (J5he9)
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Steven Tyler had a boob job?
Posted by: Darrell at January 28, 2006 01:27 PM (J5he9)
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Only one way to answer the querulous looks: "Yeah, but you should have seen HIS face!"
Posted by: Desert Cat at January 28, 2006 05:41 PM (xdX36)
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(Agh! Querious! Querious! Not querulous...)
Posted by: Desert Cat at January 28, 2006 05:44 PM (xdX36)
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Ooh, I'd forgotten how train-wreck addictive that bad plastic surgery site can be.
Jeff, how did you guess? I've been wanting a guest appearance on the Sopranos, and finally decided to resort to nose-enlargement, plus some dark hair dye (or maybe badly done blonde; I hadn't decided for sure).
Posted by: Attila Girl at January 28, 2006 06:03 PM (XbEp3)
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Pictures,... we need pictures.
Posted by: Jack at January 28, 2006 08:02 PM (gdob0)
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