July 27, 2006

"What About When You Asked Him for His Phone Number?"

"I did that out of his earshot, so it doesn't count. Besides, I meant it ironically."

"Ironically?"

"Yes. It was a wry commentary on the fact that he's way too young for me."

"You go crazy when the weather gets hot."

"Yes. But I wasn't flirting with the waiter. And that's final."

Posted by: Attila Girl at 05:04 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 "I was just asking him for a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon and tomato. Could I help it if he took it the wrong way?"

Posted by: clyde at July 30, 2006 01:16 PM (6m+7s)

2 "I was just asking him for a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon and tomato. Could I help it if he took it the wrong way?"

Posted by: clyde at July 30, 2006 01:16 PM (6m+7s)

3 Apparently they were on a two-for-one special today.

Posted by: clyde at July 30, 2006 01:17 PM (6m+7s)

4 Actually, I asked him for a Greek salad and about five million glasses of Pinot Grigio. And he had freckles, which was a clear come-on. "One of my two types," I told Dr. B. "I didn't know you had types," she replied.

Posted by: Attila Girl at July 30, 2006 01:31 PM (4IuF2)

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